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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

What's your thoughts on Teresa May erotic literature? I think it's a growing market and the time to invest is now.

She should expire

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

1500quidporsche posted:

What's your thoughts on Teresa May erotic literature? I think it's a growing market and the time to invest is now.

wheat.jpg

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Theophany posted:

What is the best lease deal for a Golf R atm?

I dunno! Both of my cars are over 20 years old and I commute by train!

GramCracker posted:

did you poop your diaper when you wrote this gay post you big gay baby lmao

I did.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

GramCracker posted:

did you poop your diaper when you wrote this gay post you big gay baby lmao

lol 4 evah

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Idiot race

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Theophany posted:

Where can I find this? Asking for a friend.

You may think that, but I have to warn you that she’s accompanied by Jizza Phwoarbyn, Gladimhere Putitin, Knickerless Virgin*, and Boris Johnson.





*this one took me a while to get, not because I don’t know who Nicola Sturgeon is, but because I expected better wordplay

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I'm going to pen an erotic thriller called "Hard Brexit" and the movie version will star Sharon Stone.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pirate Radar posted:

You may think that, but I have to warn you that she’s accompanied by Jizza Phwoarbyn, Gladimhere Putitin, Knickerless Virgin*, and Boris Johnson.





*this one took me a while to get, not because I don’t know who Nicola Sturgeon is, but because I expected better wordplay

That's some thought beyond the usual 'assfucked by a giant dildo with a beard' sub-genre of ridiculous erotica I am mildly aware of.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
grid girls are a tradition in grand prix racing as scuderia ferrari is, its not a mystery that the loving idiots of FIA and LIBERTY are threatening their existence. a loving disgrace if you ask me.



#FORZAFERRAR

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Dec 14, 2017

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


DoctorGonzo posted:

a loving disgrace if you ask me.

turn
on
your
monitor

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Nothing says sexy like shivering Russian girls holding placards and dressed up like white teabags in a Tilke designed Stasi camp.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I like race queens.


DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

learnincurve posted:

Nothing says sexy like shivering Russian girls holding placards and dressed up like white teabags in a Tilke designed Stasi camp.

yes

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Formula E should have both male and female grid sex robots imo

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There should be 3 choices for Grid Companions;


A.) Hologram Tupac
B.) Hologram Hatsune Miku
C.) Hologram Bailey Jay (If you're going to Google, NSFW)

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Human Grand Prix posted:

There should be 3 choices for Grid Companions;


A.) Hologram Tupac
B.) Hologram Hatsune Miku
C.) Hologram 70s Linda Vaughn.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
The grid people should be all of the drivers that lost their seat from the season before.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

wicka posted:

“Brenter me,” she moaned

:five:

Theophany posted:

That's some thought beyond the usual 'assfucked by a giant dildo with a beard' sub-genre of ridiculous erotica I am mildly aware of.

Political fanfic erotica. The best kind of erotica.

learnincurve posted:

Nothing says sexy like shivering Russian girls holding placards and dressed up like white teabags in a Tilke designed Stasi camp.

Don't stop, I'm almost there. Can you incorporate Theresa May?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bring back Bernie

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Gigi Galli posted:

The grid people should be all of the drivers that lost their seat from the season before.

Ban all Spanish twinks from MotoGP and make them work as grid dudes.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Gigi Galli posted:

The grid people should be all of the drivers that lost their seat from the season before.

God drat this is an idea

marsisol
Mar 30, 2010
F1 is quickly becoming the ugliest sport. No more grid girls, the halo, verstappen, etc.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


marsisol posted:

F1 is quickly becoming the ugliest sport. No more grid girls, the halo, verstappen, etc.

It's been ugly ever since Ferrari joined.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Formula E should have both male and female grid sex robots imo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iospace posted:

It's been ugly ever since Ferrari joined.

WHAT
T
H
E
gently caress
IS
T
H
I
S
poo poo

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Ah yes, noted ugly cars Ferrari. gently caress out of here iospace!!!!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DoctorGonzo posted:


WHAT
T
H
E
gently caress
IS
T
H
I
S
poo poo



Gigi Galli posted:

Ah yes, noted ugly cars Ferrari. gently caress out of here iospace!!!!

Nice meltdowns

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Good cars are grey or white or black, ban all colours (especially red) imho

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I've always liked predominately white racing cars. It's just a good go fast colour.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
iospace? more getthefuckoutofhereandintospace

#forzaferrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7glMQroEPGo

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Human Grand Prix posted:

I've always liked predominately white racing cars. It's just a good go fast colour.

Racist

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Formula E should have both male and female grid sex robots imo

Wait, would the robots having to stop and switch chassis halfway through intercourse ruin the intimacy?


Um... asking for a friend.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

CratSock posted:

Wait, would the robots having to stop and switch chassis halfway through intercourse ruin the intimacy?


Um... asking for a friend.

No he's suggesting hermaphroditic sex robots that are both male and female

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Tsaedje posted:

No he's suggesting hermaphroditic sex robots that are both male and female

You're right... there was no Oxford comma there.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I love this terrible thread

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Who fucks the Dragon Racing cars

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Roger Penske?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

Who fucks the Dragon Racing cars

A giant humanoid miata.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

1500quidporsche posted:

A giant humanoid miata.

Can we collectively commission this from Creative Commons, or wherever people will draw poo poo for you and not judge/kinkshame?

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Bring back Bernie


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