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Wasn't that an episode of the x-files, only the kids kept being born with tails because of the sperm guy's poo poo genes?
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Technical point of order, just because someone is Canadian, and used a Canadian bank does NOT mean that the story didn't happen in the USA.
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Drone_Fragger posted:Technical point of order, just because someone is Canadian, and used a Canadian bank does NOT mean that the story didn't happen in the USA. quote:After their father died, Herbert said, he went to his local UPS store near Cornwall, Ontario, where he was expecting a package from sister Taylor containing his share of their inheritance in the form of a bank draft, but it never came. quote:Taylor sent the money through UPS from her lawyer in Georgetown, Ont., about 270 miles away, so Herbert wouldn’t have to drive to pick up the hefty sum.
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Dec 15, 2017 00:16
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 gently caress me this is totally the plot of an x-files episode (minus the face mimicking man) E:FB
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Dec 15, 2017 00:20
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United States of America, which is the continent Canada is on.
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Dec 15, 2017 01:08
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Platystemon posted:Don’t send $864k of what is essentially cash through the post. quote:Taylor obtained the bank draft — which is like a certified check, but the money is taken from a customer’s account immediately and held by the bank until the draft is cashed — in February, after TD told her it was the safest way to send the large sum.
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Dec 15, 2017 01:24
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The headline, of course, is quite a bit funnier than the story
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Dec 15, 2017 01:25
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Volcott posted:Wasn't that an episode of the x-files, only the kids kept being born with tails because of the sperm guy's poo poo genes? That was Bruce "sperm guy" Campbell 
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Dec 15, 2017 01:48
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Aleph Null posted:
If she can prove that in a court of law, she has a case. UPS is the least culpable party here.
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Dec 15, 2017 02:25
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syscall girl posted:That was Bruce "sperm guy" Campbell I literally only remember three scenes from the x-files. Baby with a tail, liposuction murder and someone being drugged, put in a very pretty looking furnace and burned alive.
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Dec 15, 2017 03:14
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Dec 15, 2017 03:17
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What about Fluke-Man? What about Eugene Toombs hiding in his iodine bath? What about inbred hillbilly Cher traphouse family? What about NICAP?
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Dec 15, 2017 03:17
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What about the senseless death of the Lone Gunmen?
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Dec 15, 2017 03:37
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:What about inbred hillbilly Cher traphouse family? Apparently this episode “Home” only aired once and I happened to see it live. Still creeps me out when I think about them rolling ma out from under the bed.
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Aleph Null posted:What about the senseless death of the Lone Gunmen? The Lone Gunmen knew too much about 9/11. 
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Dec 15, 2017 04:05
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Cacafuego posted:Apparently this episode “Home” only aired once and I happened to see it live. Still creeps me out when I think about them rolling ma out from under the bed. It did eventually appear in syndication but Fox refused to ever air it again. It's also probably one of my all-time favorite episodes.
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Dec 15, 2017 04:06
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Garrand posted:It did eventually appear in syndication but Fox refused to ever air it again. It's also probably one of my all-time favorite episodes. Why did they refuse to reair it?
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Dec 15, 2017 04:16
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Leavemywife posted:Why did they refuse to reair it? The episode has a bunch of incest themes and opens with a deformed, crying baby being buried alive. It's a pretty brutal episode overall.
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Dec 15, 2017 04:18
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I'll have to go watch that again.
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Home was the first and possibly only XFiles episode with a content warning before it. This was obviously in the days without standard TV ratings and content advisories.
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Dec 15, 2017 05:01
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I don't know about X-Files (as others have suggested) but this is definitely a Law & Order episode. 
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The Bloop posted:Home was the first and possibly only XFiles episode with a content warning before it. I don’t think it helped matters that I remember the episode itself being pretty bad (really boring) when ignoring all the off putting inbred horrible people.
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Dec 15, 2017 05:13
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There was a Dutch guy who impregnated dozens of women this way. It's apparently really tempting.
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Phlegmish posted:There was a Dutch guy who impregnated dozens of women this way. It's apparently really tempting. Guy in Texas as well.
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Phlegmish posted:There was a Dutch guy who impregnated dozens of women this way. It's apparently really tempting. "my milk is fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves"
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syscall girl posted:That was Bruce "sperm guy" Campbell No that's the one where Bruce Campbell is the devil and he just wants to have a normal looking baby with a human, so he has sex with a whole bunch of women but all the foetuses start developing horns so he causes them to miscarry. There are two episodes about people loving with IVF clinics: 'Eve' (where one IVF doctor was using her eggs for everything) and 'Small Potatoes', where a janitor at an IVF clinic who cold take the appearance of anyone was tricking patients into having sex with him. He used to have a tail, and all the babies are born with tails too. Now that I write this out, I realise that X-Files is pretty drat rapey edit: there's also the episode 'The Great Mutato' where a deformed mutant guy that loves Cher goes round town drugging and raping women and then Mulder and Scully take him to see Cher in concert as a reward or something. 'Home' is the episode with the inbred hillbilly family that all have sex with their quadriplegic mother and all their sperm combines to make super deformed babies that they kill and bury in the yard. Jesus Christ... Quote-Unquote has a new favorite as of 12:00 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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Dec 15, 2017 11:57
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I have remembered another x-file: the one where the cannibals all get hosed up on prions because they ate a reporter or something.
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Volcott posted:I have remembered another x-file: the one where the cannibals all get hosed up on prions because they ate a reporter or something. There's another one where an entire town (esp. the football team) gets whacked out on bovine hormones from milk. My personal fave is the one where they get trapped by a giant underground mushroom. Oh, and the holiday one where they meet Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin in a special murder suicide. Most of X-Files is crap but there are some diamonds in the midden.
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Quote-Unquote posted:No that's the one where Bruce Campbell is the devil and he just wants to have a normal looking baby with a human, so he has sex with a whole bunch of women but all the foetuses start developing horns so he causes them to miscarry. And the guy who played the tailed- IVF Clinic janitor was Darin Morgan, who also played the Flukeman, and wrote some really good X-Files episodes, like Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
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Dec 15, 2017 12:27
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reposting this hilarious story from page 2 edit: I'll try to find this hilarious "man forces woman to suck his dick at knife point" story I have stored somewhere
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Dec 15, 2017 12:35
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 I'm going gay now. Don't try and stop me ladies.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIDgPVg9HM
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syscall girl posted:Most of X-Files is crap but there are some diamonds in the midden. My favorite was Jose Chung's From Outer Space, which featured Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek as men in black. That was a trip.
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ultrafilter posted:My favorite was Jose Chung's From Outer Space, which featured Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek as men in black. That was a trip. There was a follow-up to that episode on Millennium that was really very good, too. Millennium seems to be underrated in general, these days.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/JordanFreiman/status/941669450079723520 Why do they always go for the display name and not the handle? They go far enough to check out their bios but don’t click on links to their work! This is like when Eric Garland called me a Russian hiding behind a fake name because I had a Halloween display name even though my handle is my real name!
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My favorite Eric Garland moment was when Nintendo Harold, @911victim, tweeted “suck my pussy” at him and he replied with this: https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/915021348749086722 The fact that this guy has any credibility is extremely disorienting to me Punished Chuck has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:My favorite Eric Garland moment was when Nintendo Harold, @911victim, tweeted “suck my pussy” at him and he replied with this: The other account got suspended, so I guess he won. 
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