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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Inescapable Duck posted:

Star Wars has never made much fuss about 'cloaking' compared to even Star Trek, where it becomes a stand-in for submarine battles. It seems implied to be more radar jamming than a visual thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

Oh god I just realized Dak Helmet predicted Kylo

Harlock posted:

Luke drinking titty milk is the best scene in this movie hands down.

It's also the most bizarre thing.

It was good, but to be truly Lucasian it should have been shot much more casually.

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Luke handed the Han's dice thingies to Leia right? Like he physically took them to her somehow?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



and there are SO MANY moments like that

rey discovering the nature of the force
del toro not giving a gently caress and only being about the money
snokes death
lukes sendoff

Frijolero posted:

Luke handed the Han's dice thingies to Leia right? Like he physically took them to her somehow?

no they vanish when kylo picks them up, theyre another projection

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
This was by far the worst cinematic experience I've ever had. It's not even that this was a "bad" film, just a very mediocre one with no heart. This was a corporate product from start to finish, made solely for mass appeal. Rian Johnson clearly has no idea what makes Star Wars movies work, and has no desire to tell a unique story within the pre-established star wars universe. It is unbelievable how poorly executed this was it almost every aspect.

I love A New Hope and Empire, and thought Jedi was disappointing but satisfying. The prequels are absolute trash, Rogue One is boring and unnecessary. and now Disney is 0 for 2 with the new movies. Maybe I just don't like Star Wars as much as I thought.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

lelandjs posted:

There is no light side and dark side, per se. The Force manifests itself in different ways based on the emotional motivation of the wielder. If you're pissed off/hateful/angry enough, you can shoot lightning out of your fingers. If you're peaceful/calm/serene enough, you can project your consciousness, even after you've died. "Light side" and "dark side" are false constructs created by Force users to explain the difference in Force powers manifesting.

This isn't true though

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



b-minus1 posted:

Maybe I just don't like Star Wars

that seems likely

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/919323804098326530

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

The Biggest Jerk posted:

I did actually like Rose as a character, as she doesn't quite fit neatly into any archetypes and it'll be interesting if they can do something unique with her

She's plucky and upbeat against all odds, didn't her flippy hair tell you this?

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

b-minus1 posted:

This was by far the worst cinematic experience I've ever had. It's not even that this was a "bad" film, just a very mediocre one with no heart. This was a corporate product from start to finish, made solely for mass appeal. Rian Johnson clearly has no idea what makes Star Wars movies work, and has no desire to tell a unique story within the pre-established star wars universe. It is unbelievable how poorly executed this was it almost every aspect.

I love A New Hope and Empire, and thought Jedi was disappointing but satisfying. The prequels are absolute trash, Rogue One is boring and unnecessary. and now Disney is 0 for 2 with the new movies. Maybe I just don't like Star Wars as much as I thought.

Which subreddit is this from?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

garycoleisgod posted:

That casino planet has existed for longer than a few days. The slavery and injustice there was there under the Republic. Luke himself said the Empire was the Jedis own fault.

The First order are bad, but so is the Republic, it is just a change of team colours.

Like I said, if Kylo had ordered a ceasefire Rey would have been on board. I'm not saying this is a happy ending, but it's the one suggested by Reys connection to Kylo and her experience on the island.

But it would mean Rey is evil, so its a no go.

There's a reason Kylo is more interesting, even if he looks like a school shooter.

His grandpa was a school shooter :sith:


This movie is great, all the kids gently caress up and learn from their mistakes. Yoda was right

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



lelandjs posted:

There is no light side and dark side, per se. The Force manifests itself in different ways based on the emotional motivation of the wielder. If you're pissed off/hateful/angry enough, you can shoot lightning out of your fingers. If you're peaceful/calm/serene enough, you can project your consciousness, even after you've died. "Light side" and "dark side" are false constructs created by Force users to explain the difference in Force powers manifesting.

All of Star Wars can be summed up by that one dril tweet.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?lang=en

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nodoze posted:

This isn't true though

Sorry, should have started that post with "My interpretation is that..."

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Episode 9 won't mean a drat thing if you don't get Force Ghost Luke taunting Kylo Ren a la Joker in Arkham Knight. you've got Mark Hamill and everything!

also the light speed suicide attack was loving baller. there was all the hectic noise of a space battle, Hux yelling to shoot down the ship and then silence. what a moment, I actually gasped in the theater. It probably should have come sooner before all those Resistance people just straight up died

Carlosologist fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Dec 15, 2017

jwnin
Aug 3, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

Who says they've got a bad feeling about something in this one?

The audience.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The kamikaze attack was loving beautiful. The film on the whole had some very pretty shots, aside from the occasional bad CGI and alien titties.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



After sleeping on it, I think another thing that bothers me is that nothing really happened to significantly advance the characters of the new big 4.

Rey is a super powerful Jedi but we already knew that was going to happen

Poe is good at flying things

Finn exists. (when they did his fake out death I found myself just going “you know what? yeah okay”)

Kylo is still a bastard (who turned good long enough to have a cool fight scene before immediately slipping back)

I’d be happy to be wrong but I really can’t think of any real progression they made and I don’t understand what each character is working towards going into IX. I guess Rey cares about the Jedi a lot since she snuck the books onto the falcon but why?


Unrelated but I can’t overstate how much I loving hate Maz. She was pointless in VI and she was not only pointless again here but she launched an even more pointless subplot

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hazo posted:

After sleeping on it, I think another thing that bothers me is that nothing really happened to significantly advance the characters of the new big 4.

Rey is a super powerful Jedi but we already knew that was going to happen

Poe is good at flying things

Finn exists. (when they did his fake out death I found myself just going “you know what? yeah okay”)

Kylo is still a bastard (who turned good long enough to have a cool fight scene before immediately slipping back)

I’d be happy to be wrong but I really can’t think of any real progression they made and I don’t understand what each character is working towards going into IX. I guess Rey cares about the Jedi a lot since she snuck the books onto the falcon but why?


Unrelated but I can’t overstate how much I loving hate Maz. She was pointless in VI and she was not only pointless again here but she launched an even more pointless subplot

Rey has a new lease on life and doesn't have to dwell on the past anymore.

Poe has realized he can't be an idiot hothead and he has learned valuable leadership skills.

Finn is no longer a coward and knows exactly what he's fighting for.

Kylo is no longer restrained and has gone full baddie.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Hazo posted:

After sleeping on it, I think another thing that bothers me is that nothing really happened to significantly advance the characters of the new big 4.

Rey is a super powerful Jedi but we already knew that was going to happen

Poe is good at flying things

Finn exists. (when they did his fake out death I found myself just going “you know what? yeah okay”)

Kylo is still a bastard (who turned good long enough to have a cool fight scene before immediately slipping back)

I’d be happy to be wrong but I really can’t think of any real progression they made and I don’t understand what each character is working towards going into IX. I guess Rey cares about the Jedi a lot since she snuck the books onto the falcon but why?


Unrelated but I can’t overstate how much I loving hate Maz. She was pointless in VI and she was not only pointless again here but she launched an even more pointless subplot

wow. everything that you just said was wrong

Frijolero posted:

Rey has a new lease on life and doesn't have to dwell on the past anymore.

Poe has realized he can't be an idiot hothead and he has learned valuable leadership skills.

Finn is no longer a coward and knows exactly what he's fighting for.

Kylo is no longer restrained and has gone full baddie.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think the space chase would have been better if there were something they were maneuvering around like at minimum a asteroid field or some other space thingy because to me at least it seemed comical that they were slowly racing each other but for some reason the Imperial Ships could not match their speed?


I dunno it was bizarre.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Frijolero posted:

Rey has a new lease on life and doesn't have to dwell on the past anymore.

Poe has realized he can't be an idiot hothead and he has learned valuable leadership skills.

Finn is no longer a coward and knows exactly what he's fighting for.

Kylo is no longer restrained and has gone full baddie.

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
after reading Rian Johnson’s script for The Last Jedi, Hamill said, “I at one point had to say to Rian, ‘I pretty much fundamentally disagree with every choice you’ve made for this character. Now, having said that, I have gotten it off my chest, and my job now is to take what you’ve created and do my best to realize your vision.’ ”

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
"Amazing, everything you just said was wrong." Is probably the most epic line(s) of this movie.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Frijolero posted:

Rey has a new lease on life and doesn't have to dwell on the past anymore.

Poe has realized he can't be an idiot hothead and he has learned valuable leadership skills.

Finn is no longer a coward and knows exactly what he's fighting for.

Kylo is no longer restrained and has gone full baddie.
I probably need to watch it again— This all makes sense but it still gives me no idea what they’re building towards in the next film. Rey is going to keep Jedi ing even though she’s not dwelling on the past (which never really affected the actions of her character anyway), Poe’s actions seemed completely reasonable since mysteriously nobody from the leadership bothered to explain what Laura Dern was doing, Finn was already fighting for the resistance, and Kylo was already a bad guy.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Kylo also never turned against the dark side, he just betrayed Snoke.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
This film wasn’t perfect by a long shot but when I frame my thinking of it around the message of “fight for what you love, don’t fight against those you hate” it feels like a satisfying recalibration of the direction of “heroic” films like this.

People keep saying they wish Finn would’ve sacrificed himself in the end rather than have Rose save him, but the entire idea is that, while Finn doing that would be a cool movie moment, it’s an ultimately useless act. The Resistance got away anyways without his sacrifice and they still have one of their “heroes” living to fight another day.

Soldier/hero sacrifices are so cliche and backwards thinking that at this point it was just a breath of fresh air to see this film say “No that’s dumb. Wasting lives is dumb.”

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

how was Kylo "restrained" in TFA enough to say that he has "gone full baddie" as a defense of his character growth in TLJ?

i recall him murdering his father and attempting to murder rey and fn

and also working for the first order

...guys he was "full baddie" in TFA

Mahoning posted:

This film wasn’t perfect by a long shot but when I frame my thinking of it around the message of “fight for what you love, don’t fight against those you hate” it feels like a satisfying recalibration of the direction of “heroic” films like this.

this is fully literally what happens in rotj

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Hollismason posted:

I think the space chase would have been better if there were something they were maneuvering around like at minimum a asteroid field or some other space thingy because to me at least it seemed comical that they were slowly racing each other but for some reason the Imperial Ships could not match their speed?


I dunno it was bizarre.

It was extremely First Draft Placeholdery to me, imo.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I mean, Kylo has no restraints now because he rejects the past as his motivator (see him getting rid of his fake Vader helmet, killing Snoke, the guy who brought him on). his internal conflict of hmm, should I be good or bad is complete. now his motivation is I'm gonna burn the poo poo to the ground and start over

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

KyloWinter posted:

after reading Rian Johnson’s script for The Last Jedi, Hamill said, “I at one point had to say to Rian, ‘I pretty much fundamentally disagree with every choice you’ve made for this character. Now, having said that, I have gotten it off my chest, and my job now is to take what you’ve created and do my best to realize your vision.’ ”

Yea, at another point he suggested adding some things his kid loved from the EU and Johnson told him to shove it. It's great.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

Mahoning posted:

This film wasn’t perfect by a long shot but when I frame my thinking of it around the message of “fight for what you love, don’t fight against those you hate” it feels like a satisfying recalibration of the direction of “heroic” films like this.

People keep saying they wish Finn would’ve sacrificed himself in the end rather than have Rose save him, but the entire idea is that, while Finn doing that would be a cool movie moment, it’s an ultimately useless act. The Resistance got away anyways without his sacrifice and they still have one of their “heroes” living to fight another day.

Soldier/hero sacrifices are so cliche and backwards thinking that at this point it was just a breath of fresh air to see this film say “No that’s dumb. Wasting lives is dumb.”

The movie literally begins by showing how dumb a "hero sacrifice" is.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Kylo also never turned against the dark side, he just betrayed Snoke.

He was still internally conflicted in this movie, an example of this is when he refuses to shoot Leia's ship.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Hollismason posted:

I think the space chase would have been better if there were something they were maneuvering around like at minimum a asteroid field or some other space thingy because to me at least it seemed comical that they were slowly racing each other but for some reason the Imperial Ships could not match their speed?


I dunno it was bizarre.
Also would have made sense for the amazing lightspeed nuke to have happened I dunno before 24 of the escape ships got blown up?

Like Laura Dern goes “no I have to stay behind and sacrifice myself to pilot the cruiser” then spends ten minutes staring out the window watching the fleet get murdered before realizing “oh poo poo maybe I should get in the pilot seat and do something”

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
It mightve been nice for Finn to say during his suicide rush "i'm not running away any more", even though it was clear, he just has a good voice to deliver that line well imho

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
If lightspeed ships are so devastating during a collision why don’t they make a lightspeed engine missile. Don’t even need explosives on it.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

As an enlightened person, I insist on inserting my high standard of morality into everything I write to give the common people a taste of the higher philosophies that they may have missed out on while they were farming or stocking shelves. For example, when I was writing "The Last Jedi", I elegantly included a a story line in which some of the heros travel to Monaco where I explore the topics of slavery, environmental destruction, and the military industrial complex. It's subtle, so as not to alert the viewer that they are now being exposed to the deeper topics, but I'd like to think that some people came away a little more aware of how great my farts smell.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

KyloWinter posted:

If lightspeed ships are so devastating during a collision why don’t they make a lightspeed engine missile. Don’t even need explosives on it.

Force = Mass x Acceleration

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

As an enlightened person, I insist on inserting my high standard of morality into everything I write to give the common people a taste of the higher philosophies that they may have missed out on while they were farming or stocking shelves. For example, when I was writing "The Last Jedi", I elegantly included a a story line in which some of the heros travel to Monaco where I explore the topics of slavery, environmental destruction, and the military industrial complex. It's subtle, so as not to alert the viewer that they are now being exposed to the deeper topics, but I'd like to think that some people came away a little more aware of how great my farts smell.

Hello yes this was also my first time watching a movie or really consuming any fictional story in any medium.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

how was Kylo "restrained" in TFA enough to say that he has "gone full baddie" as a defense of his character growth in TLJ?

i recall him murdering his father and attempting to murder rey and fn

He never tried to kill Rey. He wanted to get with her. And Rey wanted to try and turn him to the light.

By the end of the film, Rey (and Leia and Luke) have rejected the idea he can be saved, and since Rey rejected him, Kylo's gonna want her dead.

This film erased any thought that Kylo would be redeemed.

Lonkface
Jan 22, 2016

All that glitters is not gold.

Mahoning posted:

This film wasn’t perfect by a long shot but when I frame my thinking of it around the message of “fight for what you love, don’t fight against those you hate” it feels like a satisfying recalibration of the direction of “heroic” films like this.

People keep saying they wish Finn would’ve sacrificed himself in the end rather than have Rose save him, but the entire idea is that, while Finn doing that would be a cool movie moment, it’s an ultimately useless act. The Resistance got away anyways without his sacrifice and they still have one of their “heroes” living to fight another day.

Soldier/hero sacrifices are so cliche and backwards thinking that at this point it was just a breath of fresh air to see this film say “No that’s dumb. Wasting lives is dumb.”

So what about Holdo sacrificing herself?

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Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

The Human Crouton posted:

As an enlightened person, I insist on inserting my high standard of morality into everything I write to give the common people a taste of the higher philosophies that they may have missed out on while they were farming or stocking shelves. For example, when I was writing "The Last Jedi", I elegantly included a a story line in which some of the heros travel to Monaco where I explore the topics of slavery, environmental destruction, and the military industrial complex. It's subtle, so as not to alert the viewer that they are now being exposed to the deeper topics, but I'd like to think that some people came away a little more aware of how great my farts smell.

Sweet. Now do Star Wars with LBJ and Vietnam.

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