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A White Guy posted:I'm currently deployed in a fire doing camp support, on 16s. I've been ducking into portapotties to read this thread. Mustang's journey, the sick concentration barracks, and literally everything else has convinced me that my youthful dreams of joining the army I had when I was 19 were naive as gently caress. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend OP
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p. much
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Dec 14, 2017 01:29
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stop being a bitch and just say "the military loving sucks"
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Dec 14, 2017 03:01
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How has that corporal not finished SSD3? poo poo son no wonder you hate it the army rewards ACHIEVERS.
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boop the snoot posted:stop being a bitch and just say "the military loving sucks" This is actually how we begin all staff meetings now TYOOL 2017.
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https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/making-change/201310/accept-your-pain-it-will-hurt-less
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Dec 14, 2017 03:23
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Go away
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Wasabi the J posted:How has that corporal not finished SSD3? poo poo son no wonder you hate it the army rewards ACHIEVERS. You can't even do SSD3 until after you finish ALC, and good luck getting an ALC slot as a 4
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Dec 14, 2017 04:55
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If you're still in, SSD3 stands for Still Suckin Dick and Balls
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:Go away 
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Dec 14, 2017 05:19
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I meant white guy.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:21
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An army whoopsie: https://imgur.com/gallery/DZzGuIa
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Dec 14, 2017 15:04
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Dude that nearly got crushed by the barrel is off in the back jumping around is the best part.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:07
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God drat the Army is so loving dumb. PLs/PSGs and company command teams that are local on block leave are expected to walk through the barracks at someone point between 2100 to 0200 on News Years. CSM is out of his god drat mind if he thinks I’m going to do that while I’m on leave.
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Dec 15, 2017 16:37
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Thank you for your service.
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Dec 15, 2017 16:46
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Uh you're on leave, tell them to get hosed.
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Dec 15, 2017 17:03
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I’m definitely not doing it, I’m not stepping foot on post until the first day back at work
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Mustang posted:God drat the Army is so loving dumb. PLs/PSGs and company command teams that are local on block leave are expected to walk through the barracks at someone point between 2100 to 0200 on News Years. Goddamn son, you stillanswer your phone on leave?
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Dec 15, 2017 18:02
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Yeah, tell him to do it himself if he's so loving free and easy with interfering with peoples leave.
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He is, he’s going to be there the whole time from 2100 to 0200. Apparently a CSM at some level above him told him and his peers to do so.
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Mustang posted:He is, he’s going to be there the whole time from 2100 to 0200. Apparently a CSM at some level above him told him and his peers to do so. lmao I’ve never done barracks checks on leave or pass. Also signing out for a pass and then finding out some dumb thing got everyone else recalled over the weekend was a great feeling of escape.
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Dec 15, 2017 18:43
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Sorry. That's more bullshit than I had to deal with at 4ID, or even at a TRADOC post.
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Mustang posted:He is, he’s going to be there the whole time from 2100 to 0200. Apparently a CSM at some level above him told him and his peers to do so. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA loving love this outcome better than you getting a phone call.
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Bell_ posted:Sorry. That's more bullshit than I had to deal with at 4ID, or even at a TRADOC post. WELCOME TO I CORPS!
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AMERICA'S CORPS
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its curtains for Kevin posted:You can't even do SSD3 until after you finish ALC, and good luck getting an ALC slot as a 4 I was joking you sad idiot. if any fives want to complete SSD2 in 2 hours HMU.
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I invite you all to join 214 Corps There is no CSM or Commander, and no command structure really Get up when you want, PT optional but if it floats your boat that's cool No paperwork or maintenance If you want to go on leave, just go. It's cool man we understand. 420 friendly Motto: hey man just relax everything is cool
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:I invite you all to join 214 Corps Motto: you can survive in the “real world”
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Mustang posted:He is, he’s going to be there the whole time from 2100 to 0200. Apparently a CSM at some level above him told him and his peers to do so. My CSM just said your CSM is a retard. And wants to beat him up. 
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Dec 15, 2017 21:56
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i dont see why you dont tell that enlisted scumbag to shut the gently caress up looooooooootenant
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Hey LT, it would behooah you to ‘Pacifically orientate your eyeballs towards my caveat. Writ large. Did I CSM right?
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nailed it I'm operating under the assumption that there was a knife hand implied
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The III Corps CSM went hard in 2012 at Fort Hood: as the flag went up each morning, MPs rolled out to every gate and put up barriers for all the outbound lanes. Any car leaving post between 6:30 and 7:30 was redirected to a holding lot, where ID cards were taken. They had courtesy patrols cruising off-post PT locations for people in uniform, which was HIGHLY ILLEGAL/IMMORAL. Also the PXs had courtesy patrols during all working hours. Wanna use the elevator at the soldier service center? Better have a written profile on hand. It was a genius move, really: make everyone hate home station so much that getting shot at in Afghanistan is its own morale booster.
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Ambihelical Hexnut posted:The III Corps CSM went hard in 2012 at Fort Hood: as the flag went up each morning, MPs rolled out to every gate and put up barriers for all the outbound lanes. Any car leaving post between 6:30 and 7:30 was redirected to a holding lot, where ID cards were taken. They had courtesy patrols cruising off-post PT locations for people in uniform, which was HIGHLY ILLEGAL/IMMORAL. Also the PXs had courtesy patrols during all working hours. Wanna use the elevator at the soldier service center? Better have a written profile on hand. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Oh yea if you're ever feeling bad because the Army is deep dicking you just keep it in perspective: some dude somewhere was the last specialist to get caught wearing his patrol cap at the gas station or whatever before the beret/pc policy changed. He had to stand in a CSM's office and get yelled at, probably a day or two after the policy went into effect that rendered his infraction irrelevant.
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Ambihelical Hexnut posted:Oh yea if you're ever feeling bad because the Army is deep dicking you just keep it in perspective: some dude somewhere was the last specialist to get caught wearing his patrol cap at the gas station or whatever before the beret/pc policy changed. He had to stand in a CSM's office and get yelled at, probably a day or two after the policy went into effect that rendered his infraction irrelevant. I got a major rear end chewing in the 90's because I replaced the buttons on my chest pockets with velcro (to make it easy to snatch my notebook/pencil out). I specifically remember the captain telling me how un-tactical it was. Then we went to velcro everything.
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TBF the black boot army had a seriously unhealthy relationship with its tactical uniforms.
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my squad leader got in trouble and had to do PT for a week with the division CSM because he got busted by the CSM because he didn't shave. he got busted at 7:30am, an hour and a half before his staff duty shift was going to end and the division CSM was making his rounds and doing PT with our battalion that day.
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boop the snoot posted:my squad leader got in trouble and had to do PT for a week with the division CSM because he got busted by the CSM because he didn't shave. That's messed up. Why didn't the PL tell the CSM no? I'm not being ironic. "That's not gonna fly CSM. My squad leader isn't doing PT with you. My commander's name is blah blah blah. Take it up with him if you want me to do something." It's a dick move. But hell, he was being a dick too.
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spacetoaster posted:That's messed up. Why didn't the PL tell the CSM no? raising a fuss over doing something he would have to do anyway (PT), just at a different location every day, wasn't worth it.
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