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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I want to rub every celebratory news commentator's face in this comic.
The problem has not been solved, we can't move to the next thing.

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Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I assume there's a specific reason they had to be "integrity and pride" because then at least he didn't make Pride white, which would definitely have been worse

probably just make them both black to synch up with the actual voting demos. White people were overwhelmingly Moore voters.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pants Donkey posted:

Payne is terrible, but if you're gonna take someone to task for suddenly being anti-Moore, make sure the person wasn't that way beforehand.

Like, this is not to defend Moore, but he's at least not "went to bat for a pedophile" bad. Not only did he attack Moore, but he did so fairly soon after the news broke instead of waiting to see what the marching orders were.

I absolutely remember those...from the "it's ok to insult Moore" period. He went to "conspicuous silence" while still railing on about Franken repeatedly when the Repubs started backing Moore again. Payne doesn't get credit for following Old School GOP party lines like a coward, he especially doesn't get credit for cowardly kicking someone when he knows they failed.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Karnegal posted:

probably just make them both black to synch up with the actual voting demos. White people were overwhelmingly Moore voters.

A little under half the people in Alabama who voted for Jones were white.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Was Gump a fundie? I seem to remember reading if you split off whites by evangelical and not, the nots were like 70-30 Jones.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Help Im Alive posted:

Is there never an "are we the baddies" moment when they sign up to hatreon

I think you have to know you're one of the baddies to be able to sign up.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Playstation 4 posted:

Was Gump a fundie? I seem to remember reading if you split off whites by evangelical and not, the nots were like 70-30 Jones.
Non-evangelical white women were 75-25 Jones but I haven't seen the numbers for men.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Non-evangelical white women were 75-25 Jones but I haven't seen the numbers for men.

It was 100%, give or take 2%.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
If you saw Forrest Gump, all of his accomplishments were stolen from black people:

- the dance he taught Elvis was originally created by black performance artists
- the initial scene he tells a black woman he was named after a klansmen, and she expects him to be OK with it
- the person who initially reported Watergate was a black security guard
- he was a loving white running back for Alabama


Unrelated by Zemeckis made the actor who played Bubba wear a prosthetic lip enhancement. Forrest also beats the poo poo out a Black Panther, too.

In short, Marlette could have picked anyone better to bridge the gap between whites and blacks, but alas...

eNeMeE
Nov 26, 2012

Katt posted:

The whole "thread" threat is never really elaborated on. I expected something sinister behind it or for the threads to actually develop on the planet with an infestation theme but it never goes anywhere.

That's explained in the "this is explicitly sci fi not fantasy" book where they dig up an AI who fixes the problem via the power of belief

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

davebo posted:

That's the major problem though, isn't it? Someone said that by 2050, 70% of the population will live in just 15 states, leave the other 35 states with a supermajority in the senate.
All depends on climate change

:mensch:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Prickly City's resident liberal loves Trump but the conservative knows better.

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Vogtle saga puts Georgia Power’s clout in spotlight

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

First Dog on the Moon, on the :australia: Bennelong by-election today:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

seiferguy posted:

If you saw Forrest Gump, all of his accomplishments were stolen from black people:

- the dance he taught Elvis was originally created by black performance artists
- the initial scene he tells a black woman he was named after a klansmen, and she expects him to be OK with it
- the person who initially reported Watergate was a black security guard
- he was a loving white running back for Alabama


Unrelated by Zemeckis made the actor who played Bubba wear a prosthetic lip enhancement. Forrest also beats the poo poo out a Black Panther, too.

In short, Marlette could have picked anyone better to bridge the gap between whites and blacks, but alas...

Didn't Republicans try to adopt Gump as their mascot for awhile, since he embodied the ideal of "Getting ridiculously loving lucky and managing to capitalize on opportunities that were literally handed to him on a silver platter while being credited as doing it all on his own with plain hard work"?

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Is there anything actually connecting the FBI to Hillary? Or are they jumping to conclusions based on the FBI saying mean things about Trump?

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Electric Phantasm posted:

Is there anything actually connecting the FBI to Hillary? Or are they jumping to conclusions based on the FBI saying mean things about Trump?

Well, see, the previous FBI director had to meddle in the election against Hillary so that when his predecessor was appointed as special counsel to investigate Trump in the aftermath, the FBI wouldn't be seen as obviously being behind Vince Foster, Benghazi, and the Moon Landing all along, furthermore :words:

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Prickly City's resident liberal loves Trump but the conservative knows better.

Based on what he says in the last panel, I took it as Winslow being snide rather than him being pro-Trump.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Subtle, but incisive.

5/5

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

This scene is notably, iconicly set in Savannah. The city had to put a bench in because tourist were upset that they went to Savannah and didn't see the bench.

Was To Kill a Mockingbird too obscure? A Long Walk Home? Fried Green Tomatoes? My Cousin Vinny?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

there wolf posted:

This scene is notably, iconicly set in Savannah. The city had to put a bench in because tourist were upset that they went to Savannah and didn't see the bench.

Was To Kill a Mockingbird too obscure? A Long Walk Home? Fried Green Tomatoes? My Cousin Vinny?
I saw plenty of "Atticus Finch moment" stuff in news but haven't seen a cartoon yet like that, or did I miss it?

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


there wolf posted:

This scene is notably, iconicly set in Savannah. The city had to put a bench in because tourist were upset that they went to Savannah and didn't see the bench.
They actually just put the bench up in a museum in LA, and now tourists go to Savannah to the benchless site and take pictures of themselves squatting in the air where the absence of a bench is.

Really.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

They actually just put the bench up in a museum in LA, and now tourists go to Savannah to the benchless site and take pictures of themselves squatting in the air where the absence of a bench is.

Really.
Holy poo poo Hollywood.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Samurai Sanders posted:

I saw plenty of "Atticus Finch moment" stuff in news but haven't seen a cartoon yet like that, or did I miss it?

Yeah I was thinking Atticus Finch would be more appropriate than Forrest Gump if people aren't still upset by Go Set a Watchman

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May’s Brexit rebels – Prime minister seeks to reassure EU leaders she is still in charge after her government suffers its first parliamentary defeat on Brexit"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Vladimir Putin says it's 'not my job' to create rivals for his 2018 election bid, as he hosts annual press conference
Bonus! Morland's done a Christmas special of his animated cartoons, and it's not hidden behind the Times paywall. Click here for the video!

Evening Standard:

'Youthquake' named 2017 word of the year by Oxford Dictionaries

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


Pee pee, doo doo, it is a bad Democracy.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:



Pee pee, doo doo, it is a bad Democracy.
Someone put it in there and they should be the one to fish it out. What’s the basis for the dispute?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

seiferguy posted:

If you saw Forrest Gump, all of his accomplishments were stolen from black people:

- the dance he taught Elvis was originally created by black performance artists
- the initial scene he tells a black woman he was named after a klansmen, and she expects him to be OK with it
- the person who initially reported Watergate was a black security guard
- he was a loving white running back for Alabama


Unrelated by Zemeckis made the actor who played Bubba wear a prosthetic lip enhancement. Forrest also beats the poo poo out a Black Panther, too.

That was a generic hippie who was beating Jennie, not a Black Panther. THe Black Panther was just trying to educate him in racial injustice before Forrest got distracted.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Electric Phantasm posted:

Is there anything actually connecting the FBI to Hillary? Or are they jumping to conclusions based on the FBI saying mean things about Trump?

What, you don't remember last year when she was elected Shadow President of the Deep State?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
"I WANT TO HATE HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE SHE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. WHY CAN'T DONALD TRUMP LET ME DO THAT, GODDAMN YOU DEMOCRACY!"

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
One thing lost in the obvious "He fired someone for bias so that means he's bias???" answers is that bias doesn't change fact. The political affiliation of the Watergate security guard that discovered the break in doesn't change the facts of the break in. So, basically, all of these people are saying "Well OF COURSE they are going to find something incriminating: the people looking for something incriminating hate the person they're investigating" which...I mean...wut?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Duke Igthorn posted:

One thing lost in the obvious "He fired someone for bias so that means he's bias???" answers is that bias doesn't change fact. The political affiliation of the Watergate security guard that discovered the break in doesn't change the facts of the break in. So, basically, all of these people are saying "Well OF COURSE they are going to find something incriminating: the people looking for something incriminating hate the person they're investigating" which...I mean...wut?

They do not understand how reality works.

They operate on the principle of magical thought: it's the act of investigating that will generate crimes that didn't exist before the investigation; provided that the investigator hates the investigated person enough. Imagine bad roleplayers around a table. The player who keeps rolling Search checks because he's sure he'll get a natural 20 eventually and then the DM will have to let him find a secret passage even though there isn't one in the room? That's the conservative. They figure God is their DM and is willing to rewrite the adventure if they insist enough.

That's why they kept investigating Hillary Clinton for the emailghazi and benghazigate. They figured that eventually they'd find a true Republican investigator, not a RINO traitor, and they'd finally get to Lock Her Up™. Likewise, Mueller and the rest of the FBI can only be Deep State Dems because otherwise they wouldn't even try to generate a Trump crime through their investigation.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

another way to put it:

It's Always Projection

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Duke Igthorn posted:

One thing lost in the obvious "He fired someone for bias so that means he's bias???" answers is that bias doesn't change fact. The political affiliation of the Watergate security guard that discovered the break in doesn't change the facts of the break in. So, basically, all of these people are saying "Well OF COURSE they are going to find something incriminating: the people looking for something incriminating hate the person they're investigating" which...I mean...wut?

Well yeah, why would you investigate someone who was innocent? That'd be a waste of time and money.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

I like that he just went ahead and copy pasted the FBI seal, intact with "Fidelity Bravery Integrity" into his cartoon of Mueller & Hillary clones.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
The way she colors his face is so specific and so accurate.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Brb, making a band called Mueller and the Hillaries.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:



Pee pee, doo doo, it is a bad Democracy.

Democracy is a bunch of poo poo.

AGC.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Please don't kinkshame me.

Help Im Alive posted:

Is there never an "are we the baddies" moment when they sign up to hatreon

What I'm saying is the dude's a full on white supremacist trying to mainstream ideas using the webcomic, like the three or four others we've found in this thread. At this point their model is so consistent I'm wondering if they're being organized.

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