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Oh, in name only though. They talk all funny and they keep blinding each other. What's even with that?
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In ancient Egypt when the pharaoh's army was victorious they would cut of the dicks off the fallen enemy soldiers and present them to the pharaoh.
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Pharaoh all like "appreciate the gesture" while thinking "do i really gotta build a new chamber in the pyramid to store all these dicks?"
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Alhazred posted:In ancient Egypt when the pharaoh's army was victorious they would cut of the dicks off the fallen enemy soldiers and present them to the pharaoh. 
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Huh, so "a bag of dicks" is a thing that has actually existed
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Alhazred posted:In ancient Egypt when the pharaoh's army was victorious they would cut of the dicks off the fallen enemy soldiers and present them to the pharaoh. "So you're a soldier?" "That's right, I serve the mighty Pharaoh!" "What's your branch of service?" "... Weiner cutters"
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Imagine a post-fight battlefield and you had to wander around chopping off sweaty greasy man dicks because your God King demands it. I think I'd quit.
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value-brand cereal posted:Imagine a post-fight battlefield and you had to wander around chopping off sweaty greasy man dicks because your God King demands it. I think I'd quit. Your dick is doomed.
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value-brand cereal posted:Imagine a post-fight battlefield and you had to wander around chopping off sweaty greasy man dicks because your God King demands it. I think I'd quit. dont kinkshame
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its castrate or be castrate. think long(ha) and hard(hehe) before you make your choice.
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History did not preserve the exact phrasing of their call, but subsequent historians have reconstructed it as follows: 𝑾𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 (𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅) 𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖!
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Peanut President posted:Your dick is doomed. I don't have one but I'll pour one out for my poor ol dick anyways! Poor peenie weenie :C Unless they have lady warriors? Powaqoatse posted:dont kinkshame If it's a kink then necrophilia should be shamed. Unless there's some clay tablet a warrior was carrying around that said 'yes mutilate my dead dick daddy i'm so naughty --ankhetuman the warrior". I mean, they had clay butt plugs apparently, I suppose it's possible. Powaqoatse posted:History did not preserve the exact phrasing of their call, but subsequent historians have reconstructed it as follows: I see LowtaX is rolling out the 99 cent special fonts for Premium Users. Good job taxman!
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calm down beavis the kinkshame post was a joke & the fancy font is a standard unicode thing from the future
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value-brand cereal posted:I don't have one but I'll pour one out for my poor ol dick anyways! Poor peenie weenie :C Unless they have lady warriors? Gonna hotglue one on and then cut it off again.
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I too was joking about the kinkshamming and the fonts, because every time lowtax starts a thread people come in with suggestions of how to make money for the forums and poo poo. You also chill my friend  grab a dick maybePeanut President posted:Gonna hotglue one on and then cut it off again. I mean, if my God King demands this then ok. It just won't be a very good dick because I'm not good at making clay dicks or whatever. Sand dicks. Carved cocks.
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Well alright ha The triplequote is why I thought you were serious
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value-brand cereal posted:I mean, if my God King demands this then ok. It just won't be a very good dick because I'm not good at making clay dicks or whatever. Sand dicks. Carved cocks. Follow Isis' example and make a golden cock.
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Trabant posted:"So you're a soldier?" The Imperial Cock Cutters
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Trabant posted:"So you're a soldier?" Surely that was the job of the Hebrew slaves!
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The storied 109th Battling Brises
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value-brand cereal posted:Imagine a post-fight battlefield and you had to wander around chopping off sweaty greasy man dicks because your God King demands it. I think I'd quit. That is why you will never walk the field of reeds
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After the nazis seized power in Germany names like Adolf, Adolfine and Hitlerine became popular. This lead Hitler to ban people from naming their kids after him, only prominent nazis like von Ribbentrop were allowed to name their kids after him.
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Alhazred posted:After the nazis seized power in Germany names like Adolf, Adolfine and Hitlerine became popular. This lead Hitler to ban people from naming their kids after him, only prominent nazis like von Ribbentrop were allowed to name their kids after him. Hitlerine is the worst mouthwash.
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ishikabibble posted:Hitlerine is the worst mouthwash.
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ishikabibble posted:Hitlerine is the worst mouthwash. He didn't even use it either, his oral care routine was Walther-based
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gently caress.
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What? It says on the label that it cleans ethically
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Ffff that's some good poo poo
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canyoneer posted:He didn't even use it either, his oral care routine was Walther-based Well done
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ishikabibble posted:Hitlerine is the worst mouthwash. Hitlerina is a good stripper name. 
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canyoneer posted:He didn't even use it either, his oral care routine was Walther-based I don't get it
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't get it hitler shot himself in the head
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Very poor oral hygiene, IMO.
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I have it on good authority that hitler is still alive.
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Grand Prize Winner posted:hitler shot himself in the head In spite of the fact that the Russians were in Berlin he was still too much of a coward to do it himself But ya know, once they got in there and you're Hitler
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Yeah there was absolutely no way the Russians were going to just shoot Hitler. Didn't Stalin say something about parading him through Moscow in a cage?
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Whiz Palace posted:Yeah there was absolutely no way the Russians were going to just shoot Hitler. Didn't Stalin say something about parading him through Moscow in a cage? If he was lucky, he probably would have been Mussolini'd.
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Whiz Palace posted:Yeah there was absolutely no way the Russians were going to just shoot Hitler. Didn't Stalin say something about parading him through Moscow in a cage?
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Alhazred posted:After the nazis seized power in Germany names like Adolf, Adolfine and Hitlerine became popular. This lead Hitler to ban people from naming their kids after him, only prominent nazis like von Ribbentrop were allowed to name their kids after him. so you're saying naming my child hitler is a great way of defying hitler?
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He ruined a name and facial hair style forever. Let's take them back from that monster! Have baby Adolf grow a Chaplin mustache.
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