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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Helsing posted:

From the same author

funnier every time I read it

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
toby young setup a school becuase clearly its easy and teachers dont know what they're doing and got loads of government money for it before it went bankrupt or something

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

dont agree w me you monster

lol fukken :owned: m8

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Jose posted:

toby young setup a school becuase clearly its easy and teachers dont know what they're doing and got loads of government money for it before it went bankrupt or something

https://twitter.com/Tom_Gann/status/939911468815912960

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HerraS posted:

lol owned

At least he didn't have to carry a printer across town

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Rookoo posted:

How much do you think she's getting paid for the story? Surely she's not putting her face on the front page of the sun for nothing? Wouldn't getting a cash sum from The Sun kick her off her benefits?
There is a special exemption to make stoking the fires of tabloid outrage always pay.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

god that guy got owned very hard

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Helsing posted:

From the same author

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
False friends are like leaves is probably the worst simile I have ever heard in my life

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/942151189914963973

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/bellacaledonia/status/942702804266901504

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





in the replies

https://twitter.com/realrentaldad/status/942412762734583808

big!! (if true)

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
conservative twitter is... not good

https://twitter.com/carriesymonds/status/942715913161334784

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

oliwan posted:

False friends are like leaves is probably the worst simile I have ever heard in my life

The whole thing is poo poo, I'm insanely popular and have loads of really cool people who are my real friends who want to spend time with me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




enjoying his "make it look like im not completely bald up top" desperation moves

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

He has hosed every one of those animals.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
lol someone forgot to turn off location

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/alantravis40/status/942669160571654144

If you can draw a 30 mile line through London and call that "discontinuous urban fabric" I have an area principally occupied by water crossings to sell you.

Also lol at "area principally occupied by agriculture" being .5% in this lovely graph-map and land actually used for agriculture being about 60% of the country between pastures, cropland and the rest.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

love how the first reply is Will from Chapo

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

He has hosed every one of those animals.

well Sarah Vine has quite publicly stated she won't

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
I was wondering if a stag was similar to a stag and doe (an event where you invite people to come pay for your wedding), but apparently stag and doe is incredibly localized to (southern) Ontario so that article isn't quite as pathetic as I hoped

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

love how the first reply is Will from Chapo

p sure it surfaces replies based on who you follow/what tweets you like

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

jBrereton posted:

https://twitter.com/alantravis40/status/942669160571654144

If you can draw a 30 mile line through London and call that "discontinuous urban fabric" I have an area principally occupied by water crossings to sell you.

Also lol at "area principally occupied by agriculture" being .5% in this lovely graph-map and land actually used for agriculture being about 60% of the country between pastures, cropland and the rest.

Bet you the answer is "They've not built on the Thames" or some similar sophistry.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Itzena posted:

Bet you the answer is "They've not built on the Thames" or some similar sophistry.

CORINE land cover isn't just this one dude's hot take, it's an EU wide project to monitor and classify land use. Much of London has enough green spaces that it wouldn't qualify as continuous urban fabric (which i think requires 80% of land to be built on)

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


That obviously doesn't necessarily mean it's beyond criticism but it is a recognised standard

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I'm glad we're leaving the EU and its farcical land mapping, now.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


good morning, idiots

https://twitter.com/ZoraSuleman/status/942899135727972352

:lol::lol::lol:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
The koan of the modern navy: when is a boat with no aircraft, that cannot carry itself, an aircraft carrier?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i can't believe the queen is leaky

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


still not quite as embarrassing as the US navy ship that corrodes on contact with seawater

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

jBrereton posted:

The koan of the modern navy: when is a boat with no aircraft, that cannot carry itself, an aircraft carrier?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Fallen Hamprince posted:

still not quite as embarrassing as the US navy ship that corrodes on contact with seawater

or the earlier F35 models that somehow burst into flames when wet

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Don't forget that the F-35B's exhaust was so hot it would melt the flight decks of aircraft carriers

The F-35 is a totally fine combat plane, we just should never have let America's Navy's Army's Air Force get their hands on it

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The F-35's jet fuel doesn't work if it gets too warm so the fuel tankers have to be painted with white reflective paint.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/lloyd_rm/status/943048774313791488

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

How does that impact its effects on steel beams?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Tesseraction posted:

How does that impact its effects on steel beams?

his stone obelisk didn't last a few months, i'd say it's plausible

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

loving lol

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

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