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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


boxen posted:

To be fair, that is the sportiest mobility scooter I've ever seen.

Sick burn, bro.

winter.mute posted:

you just gotta love people who sell cars they don't actually own.
there's got to be something seriously wrong if you refuse to pay the last $600 owed to get your title.



OBO? How about I give the car lot $600 and come get my car?

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420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

Darchangel posted:

OBO? How about I give the car lot $600 and come get my car?

Because that reads like an owner who would shoot you over a sub-1k Civic. If it being a dick move isn't enough ya would-be vigilante repoman

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/137597953570196

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Those are real bad. The Epica was also extremely poo poo.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

That damn Pharah again...

College Slice

winter.mute posted:

you just gotta love people who sell cars they don't actually own.
there's got to be something seriously wrong if you refuse to pay the last $600 owed to get your title.



I must be dense but I'm kind of confused about this one. Was it his and it got repo'd?

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
Well, for a given value of "his". I'd guess that he failed to make payments on his car loan and the bank repo'd it.

I hope it was a $1300 car to begin with, and he paid $700 of it off so far, but my heart is telling me that it was a $1000 dollar car and he's trying to make money on his repo'd car.

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic
Supposed to be making payments to the dealer, who holds onto the title until he's done. He's mad at the "piece of poo poo car lot" and so has elected to stop making said payments and attempt to recover some of his equity from the 2004 Honda Civic in a private sale. It's not repo'd yet, but is exactly the sort of thing a repoman would be hired to steal/recover

Whole thing is v Florida vibe, if that's north of the Mason-Dixon or west of the Mississippi... Well it's not. It just isn't.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/d/1979-ford-1-ton-4wd-e350-van/6424418188.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Holy poo poo, that rust. Looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

VideoTapir posted:

Holy poo poo, that rust. Looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

:gibs:

Edit: This is what I wanted actually. :unsmigghh:

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Dec 27, 2017

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010


now I'm waiting for you to post the next ad at $1200 in Wooster

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




winter.mute posted:

now I'm waiting for you to post the next ad at $1200 in Wooster

I'll take Chillicothe for $600, Alex

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

VideoTapir posted:

Holy poo poo, that rust. Looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

Thats just to keep it from getting high centred.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

VideoTapir posted:

Holy poo poo, that rust. Looks like Godzilla took a bite out of it.

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super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


Hmm... That's kinda cool but something looks askew...











https://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/d/1966-ford-f250-tow-truck-for/6412416246.html

crutt
Sep 13, 2003
Hamhock Captain.


1996 Buick Wagon- $4800 w/stock engine or $7800 w/600 hp 383 Stroker
https://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/d/1996-buick-wagon-4800-stock/6387522148.html

I'm pretty sure my wife would punch me

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel


https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/d/classic-1984-dodge-rampage/6394132307.html

trukk

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Wow, a proper ute, I'm suprised chrysler made them; but fwd trukk

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Dec 17, 2017

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

boxen posted:

I hope it was a $1300 car to begin with, and he paid $700 of it off so far, but my heart is telling me that it was a $1000 dollar car and he's trying to make money on his repo'd car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICXdA0sFAkc

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/110785012941596



"Owes Mobile"
"rack opinion"
:downsbravo:

Dr. Memory
Jul 10, 2001

Ah, fuck the end of the world.

crutt posted:



1996 Buick Wagon- $4800 w/stock engine or $7800 w/600 hp 383 Stroker
https://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/d/1996-buick-wagon-4800-stock/6387522148.html

I'm pretty sure my wife would punch me

Take the punch.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


crutt posted:



1996 Buick Wagon- $4800 w/stock engine or $7800 w/600 hp 383 Stroker
https://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/d/1996-buick-wagon-4800-stock/6387522148.html

I'm pretty sure my wife would punch me

but you'd have somewhere to sleep when she kicks you out.

There's literally no downside.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010





Wife... really wants this. Price seems suspiciously low, but it *is* an Albuquerque phone number.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Pham Nuwen posted:



Wife... really wants this. Price seems suspiciously low, but it *is* an Albuquerque phone number.

I can't find that picture anywhere else besides that ad so I dunno man, I'd go check it out. Looks cute as heck

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Pham Nuwen posted:



Wife... really wants this. Price seems suspiciously low, but it *is* an Albuquerque phone number.

My friend has a '60 and it's fun as gently caress. Do it, what have you got to lose? You don't need all your organs, anyway.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Raluek posted:

My friend has a '60 and it's fun as gently caress. Do it, what have you got to lose? You don't need all your organs, anyway.

How bad can you really hurt yourself at 45 mph anyway? Here, hold my beer.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Got a rollcage, 'sall good

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

That's a crazy low price I'd jump on it for sure, and if you end up not liking it, profit.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



I left a message and sent an email. No response yet but maybe he'll get back to me tomorrow. I'll go withdraw the cash tomorrow.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself





Ooooh, Sandra parts.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


crutt posted:



1996 Buick Wagon- $4800 w/stock engine or $7800 w/600 hp 383 Stroker
https://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/d/1996-buick-wagon-4800-stock/6387522148.html

I'm pretty sure my wife would punch me

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......
That's right near me and I have no money. Plus I already have a V8 American sedan (though not a wagon...)


Someone is using dictation software. Or unknowledgeable human dictation, I suppose.

Larrymer posted:

Ooooh, Sandra parts.

~*Type R"~ Sandra parts.

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
Who's ready for some good times and stains of questionable origin?

https://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/d/93-gmc-vandura-1-ton/6432003915.html

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Pham Nuwen posted:



Wife... really wants this. Price seems suspiciously low, but it *is* an Albuquerque phone number.

The guy finally responded to my text last night to tell me he'd sold it.

Well, then take down the ad you dumb poo poo!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I loving hate that poo poo. Remove the goddamn add and stop wasting everyones time jesus.

The first thing I do when I sell something off CL is remove the add because i don't want anymore emails about it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Even worse is the person who edits the ad to say ***SOLD*** at the bottom.

That's like twice as hard as just deleting it.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/1985-mercedes-2-door-coupe/6433160575.html

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?
Ohh wow the rot on that one.

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Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Dude is pretty serious about that thing needing to be towed home...I wonder why.

Anyway, that engine is worth a thousand bucks I bet, it'd be fun to drive around a lovely old diesel Merc for $800 until it rots away then sell the engine.

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