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Technically not schadenfreude, but I'll take it. Schadenfreude Thread: It doesn't always have to end in blood 
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Rasmus posted:Technically not schadenfreude, but I'll take it. I figured enough near misses would count.
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Not Operator posted:Can't believe I'm saying this, but Ann Coulter doesn't deserve that. I'm going to agree with you, but I'm not happy about it
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Not Operator posted:Can't believe I'm saying this, but Ann Coulter doesn't deserve that.  Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Ann Coulter is far, far, far worse than Notch, and it is not even close. She is an absolute bottom-tier trash person who deserves no love or comfort in this life or the next. If Notch can help make sure that’s what she gets, I bless their union.
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Most of these don't get to me but man, that one with the guy doing the backflip into the water.
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"What the gently caress, Richard?"
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Some people just don't know how to act in front of women.
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notenfreude.
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Nahdenfreude.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/fyadtales-calmbro/ plug in, baby
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I feel like you need the full version where just then just gets up and walks off holding his back and everyone else just keeps standing there, mouths agape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4py4S6PAfs
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They're some Australian yobbos who think that smashing tables is such excellent fun that they formed a table smashing club and still post tons of videos online. Snowglobe of Doom posted:The video apparently comes via a Facebook group called The Table Breakers Club. They're pretty much just doing the pro-wrestling spot of jumping off a thing and landing on a guy lying on a table but they can't be bothered sourcing regular wooden trestle tables so they just use whatever's available, with mixed results. THey're also completely untrained (obviously!) so they miss about as often as they hit, they're actually a step down from backyard wrestlers even though I wouldn't have thought that was possible. This article has a few of their fuckup highlights.
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Samizdata posted:And people just outright keeps sending them gifts and such, plus the Citizenry keeps buying extra packages so they can be all A friend of mine bought a bunch of us starter ships back when it first announced, and another friend seems to be still vaguely excited about it all. We played with some FPS stuff where you had to wander for ages into a base to find someone to get missions. I suggested it would be awful to have to do that long walk every time you wanted a mission, but he seemed to love the idea. A few guys also thought it would be great to have multiple players in a ship and I wondered aloud what those players would be doing if they aren't flying it. "Fixing stuff", "planning routes" - oh yeah, that all sounds like a real blast. Some lovely mini-game to while away your time while one person flies the ship. I hope it doesn't come out so I don't feel compelled to play with them and "press E to repair engine".
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when the game INEVITABLY comes out and fulfils ALL their dreams and grant the experience to all their friends and family (after making them grovel before the apparent genius of the Citizen).
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Gromit posted:A friend of mine bought a bunch of us starter ships back when it first announced, and another friend seems to be still vaguely excited about it all. We played with some FPS stuff where you had to wander for ages into a base to find someone to get missions. I suggested it would be awful to have to do that long walk every time you wanted a mission, but he seemed to love the idea. A few guys also thought it would be great to have multiple players in a ship and I wondered aloud what those players would be doing if they aren't flying it. "Fixing stuff", "planning routes" - oh yeah, that all sounds like a real blast. Some lovely mini-game to while away your time while one person flies the ship. We must go deeper (i think thats the name of the game) is sort of like that. 4 people on a submarine. 1 drives, 1 sets power, 1 gunner, 1 guy arms the torpedos. Then once you get boarded you might have 2 guys kill stuff in ship while the other 2 try to kill the whale or whatever it is that is still attacking.The of course repair the hull so you dont all drown. My son watches youtubers play it. It seems to be fun. So it is possible. Not that SC will ever manage it.
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In Team Fortress 2 and Tribes I always like playing the engineer roles where you run around building defenses and repairing guns. It can be done well.
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Meskhenet posted:We must go deeper (i think thats the name of the game) is sort of like that. 4 people on a submarine. 1 drives, 1 sets power, 1 gunner, 1 guy arms the torpedos. Then once you get boarded you might have 2 guys kill stuff in ship while the other 2 try to kill the whale or whatever it is that is still attacking.The of course repair the hull so you dont all drown. But with SC, you're buying it to fly ships and shoot stuff. Who's picking this up because they want to be the best guy in their clan at pressing H to fix the hyperdrive?
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Wanna get it so I can be the guy who does not even press H to fix the hyperdrive
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Gromit posted:But with SC, you're buying it to fly ships and shoot stuff. Who's picking this up because they want to be the best guy in their clan at pressing H to fix the hyperdrive? You do realize about 100% of backers are on the spectrum? e: And I don't mean they're busy playing Treasure Island Dizzy.
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Meskhenet posted:We must go deeper (i think thats the name of the game) is sort of like that. 4 people on a submarine. 1 drives, 1 sets power, 1 gunner, 1 guy arms the torpedos. Then once you get boarded you might have 2 guys kill stuff in ship while the other 2 try to kill the whale or whatever it is that is still attacking.The of course repair the hull so you dont all drown. http://store.steampowered.com/app/247350/Artemis_Spaceship_Bridge_Simulator/ is neat too but a ton more basic looking.
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't think anyone paid $5000 for No Man's Sky. https://www.polygon.com/2016/7/29/12327786/no-mans-sky-early-copy-leak-gameplay-spoilers I mean it's no 5 grand but it's still way too much
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Jerry Cotton posted:You do realize about 100% of backers are on the spectrum? I like this post
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If you haven't been following the "Mad Mike Hughes" flat earth rocket launch thread in GBS you'll be missing some remarkable schadenfreude. This guy is extraordinarily incompetent at everything he does and constantly fucks up in new and unexpected ways. Let's watch as Mike and his support crew attempt to move his steam powered rocket from the launch RV (that's right, I said "steam powered rocket" and "launch RV") to a trailer, a relatively simple process. Snowglobe of Doom posted:https://i.imgur.com/tsCq2Fh.gifv
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I thought he backed out of that, or is he back in the game? I'd like to watch the man instantly boil himself in steam accident.
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Rough Lobster posted:I thought he backed out of that, or is he back in the game? I'd like to watch the man instantly boil himself in steam accident. He initially delayed the launch because of technical difficulties (the RV which he bought off Craiglist and remodelled as a launch vehicle broke down in his driveway) and then when he got to the launch site and started setting up the Bureau of Land Management turned up and went "Uh hey all your stuff is on our property and there's no loving way we're letting you do this dumbass stunt here so gently caress off somewhere else." So then Mike decided to do the stunt on a friend's private property so they packed everything up and hauled it over there and started setting up again and a week later they were almost ready to launch when the Bureau guys turned up again and went "Heyyy you're still on our property, you're 150 feet short of your friend's land so gently caress off" so Mike and his crew packed it all up again and tried to move 200' over but the ground was too sandy for his RV to drive over it so they gave up and decided to go back to the original site and try and talk the Bureau into letting them launch there. (Spoiler: the Bureau is going to say no again.) While they were driving back the rocket fell off the back of the RV and got damaged so Mike decided to take it home. It looks like he's going to try and do the launch on Super Bowl Sunday now.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He initially delayed the launch because of technical difficulties (the RV which he bought off Craiglist and remodelled as a launch vehicle broke down in his driveway) and then when he got to the launch site and started setting up the Bureau of Land Management turned up and went "Uh hey all your stuff is on our property and there's no loving way we're letting you do this dumbass stunt here so gently caress off somewhere else." So then Mike decided to do the stunt on a friend's private property so they packed everything up and hauled it over there and started setting up again and a week later they were almost ready to launch when the Bureau guys turned up again and went "Heyyy you're still on our property, you're 150 feet short of your friend's land so gently caress off" so Mike and his crew packed it all up again and tried to move 200' over but the ground was too sandy for his RV to drive over it so they gave up and decided to go back to the original site and try and talk the Bureau into letting them launch there. (Spoiler: the Bureau is going to say no again.) While they were driving back the rocket fell off the back of the RV and got damaged so Mike decided to take it home. Don't stop I'm almost there.
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Gromit posted:But with SC, you're buying it to fly ships and shoot stuff. Who's picking this up because they want to be the best guy in their clan at pressing H to fix the hyperdrive? I see that you are not SCs target audience. The point isn't to fly around and shoot poo poo otherwise they'd just go play freelancer. The point is to feel like your piloting your very own starship. To command or be part of a crew thats exploring the deepest recesses of space. Basically people who want to be in star trek, and the maintenance and minutiae of working a starship gives the feeling of being part of something greater than themselves alone.
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Poldarn posted:Don't stop I'm almost there. He's also a SovCit and tried to lodge legal papers claiming he owns OJ Simpson
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I mean, I can find entertainment in games where I'm doing non-action stuff to assist other people. I don't give a poo poo in single player, but I enjoy playing games with other people even if I'm not the one making kills. That's why Artemis is fun for people other than the one pulling the trigger to blow up other ships. But it's really gotta be more than "Press E to fix this". Space Station 13 is a really good example because a small minority of the jobs actually involve violence or action-packed adventures on a regular basis and a lot of them are just doing benign things like making medicine to supply the Medbay or performing routine repairs, but there's a lot of complexity to the jobs that let you experiment with stuff and feel a sense of accomplishment when you figure out the atmosphere system pumping through the station and learn how you can manipulate it. And occasionally you end up playing out a sci-fi action or horror movie when poo poo gets real. Star Citizen could maybe be good if it was like a 3D Space Station 13. Even then, it would actually need to release a game for that to happen.
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