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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Jordan Howard is killing me. If the Bears aren’t in the game he’s worthless.

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Theo you bum 😢

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

RCarr posted:

Jordan Howard is killing me. If the Bears aren’t in the game he’s worthless.

I mean...we knew this. That's the risk with him.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
lenny 4 nets :rip:

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/942193047709855746

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Gobias Ind. posted:

I mean...we knew this. That's the risk with him.

Oh I knew. I’m just whining.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Had him in all 3 of my semis, oh well

Has anyone said, "I'm a little bit Kelce, I'm a little bit Garoppolo," yet?

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

Drunk Nerds posted:

Had him in all 3 of my semis, oh well

Has anyone said, "I'm a little bit Kelce, I'm a little bit Garoppolo," yet?

I had to google it.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Suave Fedora posted:

I had to google it.

My wife said, "isn't that... the Osbournes?"

Yeah, it's Black Sabbath's biggest hit

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

Drunk Nerds posted:

My wife said, "isn't that... the Osbournes?"

Yeah, it's Black Sabbath's biggest hit

Every time Pete Carroll’s face has appeared this season my wife asks why that man is “always on prime time”.

I’ve already explained like five times how they are a west coast team, are a good team that gets favorable scheduling, blah blah

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Guys, I picked up Gio Bernard a couple weeks ago for the Monday nighter in case Mixon got hurt. He did.

I picked up Tyrell Williams today in case Keenan Allen got hurt. He just got carted off.

Any requests for who I kill next?

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Russell Wilson

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Gobias Ind. posted:

Guys, I picked up Gio Bernard a couple weeks ago for the Monday nighter in case Mixon got hurt. He did.

I picked up Tyrell Williams today in case Keenan Allen got hurt. He just got carted off.

Any requests for who I kill next?

Are James Conner and Mike Tolbert available?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

SouthShoreSamurai posted:

Hey. Hey! HEY!!

Gio wasn't in my lineup. I had put Mixon back in. (I still would not have played CJ Anderson. He's been utter poo poo for most of the year. I need several huge days to win, and McKinnon has the higher ceiling to me.)

Also, I am incredibly amused that I'm even in the semis, let alone the playoffs with this garbage team. Yahoo is giving me a 27% chance to win, and I actually felt better seeing that high a number. :lol:

My favorite is the dude that finished like fourth in scoring and was last place in the league.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Praise be to KHunt

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Wentz last week, Keenan Allen this week.

Even if I somehow make it to the finals I'm pretty screwed unless Ingram out does Kamara by a ton.

Looking like another not top 2 finish after destroying my league for the 1st 13 weeks.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Rudolph now expected to play today, per Ian Rappaport. loving hell, means I could’ve burned my last waiver wire $1 on a DST to replace the Chargers (who put up -1 last night) instead of picking up Ebron.

tonic
Jan 4, 2003

illcendiary posted:

Rudolph now expected to play today, per Ian Rappaport. loving hell, means I could’ve burned my last waiver wire $1 on a DST to replace the Chargers (who put up -1 last night) instead of picking up Ebron.

Such a weird progression... didn’t practice all week... reported to be out, reported doubtful, then questionable, and now supposedly playing. Are the Vikings playing mind games?

tonic
Jan 4, 2003

Hopkins is gonna torch the Jags today, right?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

tonic posted:

Hopkins is gonna torch the Jags today, right?

Yes. I’m expecting 120 yards and 3 touchdowns.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

So the number 1 seed who I’m not playing lost Fournette for today and due to CJ Anderson doing well might lose today. If I pull out a win and he loses I’d be in real luck. :pray:

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Gobias Ind. posted:

Guys, I picked up Gio Bernard a couple weeks ago for the Monday nighter in case Mixon got hurt. He did.

I picked up Tyrell Williams today in case Keenan Allen got hurt. He just got carted off.

Any requests for who I kill next?

please pick up Orleans Darkwa. He's the only RB on my opponents bench and he has a dead Lenny 4net in his starting lineup still

Brownhat
Jan 25, 2012

One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.


I'm starting Goodwin over Josh Gordon in my flex. That makes Gordon a lock for 30 fantasy points, right?

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Brownhat posted:

I'm starting Goodwin over Josh Gordon in my flex. That makes Gordon a lock for 30 fantasy points, right?

gently caress I hope so. If so, thank you for your sacrifice.



I'm the lineup on the left (I have New Orleans defense, my opponent has Detroit) there were NO good rbs left on waiver and like half my league hasn't signed in for weeks so I couldn't offer a trade. Fournette being out has put me in a dang tight spot.

Please let Aaron Rodgers A) whoop some rear end and B) continue to use Jamaal Williams as he has been used the last few weeks.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Stefon Diggs is such a disappointment.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

RCarr posted:

Yes. I’m expecting 120 yards and 3 touchdowns.

He sure is taking his time about it.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Stefon Diggs is such a disappointment.

This whole season has been such a disappointment.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Spermy Smurf posted:

He sure is taking his time about it.

He’s got a flair for the dramatic.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Stefon Diggs is such a disappointment.

he heard you

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

IcePhoenix posted:

he heard you

Never fails.

Brownhat
Jan 25, 2012

One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.


IcePhoenix posted:

he heard you

Larry Fitzgerald is such a disappointment.

Also: Gabbert is such loving trash.

Brownhat fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Dec 17, 2017

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

My entire team is such a disappointment.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Someone tell Yates he is playing worse than Dalton. Maybe he will start throwing bombs to Hopkins and beat Ramsy all 2nd half.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

tonic posted:

Hopkins is gonna torch the Jags today, right?

Jags secondary is actually exemplary. I was not expecting any torching at all.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Hopkins TD. It begins...

Brownhat
Jan 25, 2012

One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.


I need Russell Wilson to score a bunch of points in the second half again. Both my playoff matchups are way too close right now.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

I'm losing by 100 points with 3 players left.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Antonio Brown... :saddowns:

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005



That'll do pig.

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dear Goon who told me to start Blake Bortles,

:getin:

Love,
Me

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Asema posted:

Dear Goon who told me to start Blake Bortles,

:getin:

Love,
Me

:same:

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