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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Best part, BEST PART of Mueller having 50,000 transition emails is the paranoia. You just know there's people who aren't exactly sure if they broke a law or not who are sweating bullets. Anyone who ever wrote or even read an email is shook as gently caress right now.

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

935 posted:

Best part, BEST PART of Mueller having 50,000 transition emails is the paranoia. You just know there's people who aren't exactly sure if they broke a law or not who are sweating bullets. Anyone who ever wrote or even read an email is shook as gently caress right now.

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

Release them on wikileaks

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

935 posted:

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

According to chuds it would take years

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/942500918901256193

:thunk:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm pretty sure this is just the text of a children's book with some of the words changed.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/942490474631311360

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Yeah if liberalism was actually popular why does nobody care about the playoff hopes of *squints eyes and examines image closely* the Cleveland Browns

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

935 posted:

Best part, BEST PART of Mueller having 50,000 transition emails is the paranoia. You just know there's people who aren't exactly sure if they broke a law or not who are sweating bullets. Anyone who ever wrote or even read an email is shook as gently caress right now.

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

grep -i collusion email_dump/*

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Kuato posted:

Pretty sure Mueller will get fired and nothing will happen and no one will care and it won’t matter. :smith:

Here's the thing. To fire Mueller, Donnie has to get off his fat rear end and actually do something. All of the people who he could say, "Take care of this for me," to (which is essentially Sessions and Kelly at this point) at least know enough to understand the mountain of poo poo they'd get into for doing it and they wouldn't get the "lol nothing matters" shield that Trump does. So if Trump wants Mueller fired he has to take the steps directly himself. And while it's not an extremely complex process, it is complicated enough that it cannot be explained in the form of a family restaurant place mat so Trump will never figure it out. Trump can't focus long enough to go through the process and so Mueller won't get fired.

Now, I can't promise you that even after Mueller has arrested everyone around Trump and delivered to congress a crate labeled, "Crimes we can prove Donald Trump Committed Vol. 1" that congress will actually do anything. But that's its own problem.

935 posted:

Best part, BEST PART of Mueller having 50,000 transition emails is the paranoia. You just know there's people who aren't exactly sure if they broke a law or not who are sweating bullets. Anyone who ever wrote or even read an email is shook as gently caress right now.

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

You think that's good? Consider the number of congressional republicans who have e-mails in there. Rep Joe Blow from the great state of Deep Red may have been included in "FW: FW: FW: FW: Is it illegal if I take $30 million in bribes from Putin?" and that puts them in the conspiracy charges as well.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Dec 17, 2017

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


I want to like Mark but his association with Chris Roberts is a big :negative:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Lol it’s the fuckin Browns. They’re 0-14.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Minimalist Program posted:

I think it's because he's out getting hosed by his horse
horse's fault for being too sexy, he dined alone with one and look what happened

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

veiled boner fuel posted:

I want to like Mark but his association with Chris Roberts is a big :negative:

his association is mostly 'getting paid' so I'd not hold that against him too hard.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


lol

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Waffle House posted:



LIBERALS

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

enhance

enhance

enhance



Ah

cnut
May 3, 2016

Bill Mitchell shares initials with "bowel movement". Coincidence? I think not. :colbert:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I think you’ll find that Trump FILLS whole STADIUMS!

Admittedly they are playmobil sized , but it’s hard for a demented old man to have more than four friends

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

935 posted:

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

grep russia *.msg

e: :argh:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Waffle House posted:



LIBERALS

guilty as charged

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Applewhite posted:

What really bugs me is we haven’t heard a peep out of Pence this whole time and even if Trump gets impeached we’ll have that dirty rat as prez.

this is absolutely the smart move so it's surprising someone in the trump admin is doing it

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
Why do you people follow retards on twitter

Think of all the bandwidth you'd save if you unfollowed human jokes like Seth Abramson and bill Mitchell

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Speaking of Twitter, here’s a decent parody account:

https://twitter.com/realgollumtrump/status/939200122814070784

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

handbandit posted:

Speaking of Twitter, here’s a decent parody account:

https://twitter.com/realgollumtrump/status/939200122814070784

sorry no this is the humor equivalent of women making facebook posts as their cat

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"gently caress, some orange retard grabbed me"

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Novo posted:

sorry no this is the humor equivalent of women making facebook posts as their cat

You are unfathomably wrong.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

935 posted:

How do you even begin to process 50,000 emails?

You pay junior attorneys to read them all.

50k isn't even a large number of documents for regular civil litigation; 5-6 attorneys should be able to do it in a few weeks.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
superior parody account

https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/937400953292062722

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


Lmao this has to be a goon

cnut
May 3, 2016

Anybody seen the Orb lately? Been awfully quiet. Too quiet, imo.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

cnut posted:

Anybody seen the Orb lately? Been awfully quiet. Too quiet, imo.

It is in all our hearts

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/940270634654978048

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Love too be the three week old corpse of Martha Stewart

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

cnut
May 3, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It is in all our hearts

You mean the Orb was within us all this time?! drat.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


cnut posted:

Anybody seen the Orb lately? Been awfully quiet. Too quiet, imo.

The false god Orb has been overthrown by our lord and savior the Needle

cnut
May 3, 2016

flashy_mcflash posted:

Love too be the three week old corpse of Martha Stewart

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Hahahaha, gently caress you, piss-baby.

cnut
May 3, 2016

SirSamVimes posted:

The false god Orb has been overthrown by our lord and savior the Needle

Wha??? Do pics exist of this "Needle"?

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Love too be the three week old corpse of Martha Stewart

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

remember, everything Donald Trump does is - by definition - Presidential.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Serak posted:

remember, everything Donald Trump does is - by definition - Presidential.

President Donald Trump

:hmbol:

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


holy poo poo he looks even more ghoulish without the bronzer.

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