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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/942787300706185216 'tis the season
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Collateral Damage posted:All Cats Are Beautiful
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Walkin’ him love, Dingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells with bells are ringing Let’s take the little children of the grave! Santa baby, a blitzen, And he was the sun and reindeer and earth. The Saviour of the chimney tonight The story of the chimney see Santa baby, and blood and joyous so world and joy and good will to see Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ Fa la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. King of toys and hippopotamuses [sic] full of the light of that stood at the dear Son of Santa Claus He was born in a wonderful christmas tree Run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolf the new born King. http://aiweirdness.com/post/168770625987/christmas-carols-generated-by-a-neural-network
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The Botnik predictive writer is making an unusually slow night at work bearable right now. I don't think it's quite as funny as the fully bot-generated stuff, but you can draw some weirdly interesting themes out of it. Some line breaks were added after the fact, and others were deliberate in order to restart the chain, but aside from that every word is somehow connected to the previous. Radiohead - Turtle Don't turtle here i'm messed up where i please all the holes in my heart know where you are all the holes in my head listen to you and no one's pole is really sinking i'm a foul tasting bug in this machine and i'll not eat to save the children your friends have gone and cut your breathing thoughts your friends have drowned again in your mouth the best thing that you can try is to get yourself a giant turtle's pole and to immerse your arms into the river don't fuckin make mistakes and you may see a creep climbing for your pleasure The Beatles - I Can't Bang You I can't bang you here girl you know i can't bang you here you say you need a little help from my loving and i believe that you need a man well you should see that i can't bang when my world is blue it's a little colder once you say you want somebody new i can't bang you here you know i can't bang you here i can't bang you here and you need to go on feeling you
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Rollersnake posted:The Botnik predictive writer is making an unusually slow night at work bearable right now. I don't think it's quite as funny as the fully bot-generated stuff, but you can draw some weirdly interesting themes out of it. Some line breaks were added after the fact, and others were deliberate in order to restart the chain, but aside from that every word is somehow connected to the previous. oh those are fantastic
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In case anyone is curious, the Radiohead song that mentions turtles is Bloom, but I'm really mystified why the can't / bang connection exists in the Beatles text. As far as I know the only Beatles songs with the word bang are Maxwell's Silver Hammer and Happiness is a Warm Gun, and the word bang never follows the word can't or a word that ends similarly. Also "I can't bang you here" has the same melody as "I can't sleep at night" from I Call Your Name. I hope you now have my entire dumb song stuck in your head too. Edit: Can't buy me love? There's nothing you can do that can't be done? I guess those lines are repeated enough that there's just a can't / b-word connection. It's still weird. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Dec 23, 2017 |
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the botnik predictive text algorithm works on the word level, so the "can't b[whatever]" hypothesis doesn't hold up. rather, i think it happens because it handles contexts longer than just two words, and 'bang' is related to a word elsewhere in the sequence
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quote:The oven i do find that carrots that you buy with the tops on tend to be a little fresher tasting a little sweeter okay so that they cook in exactly the same amount of time okay so that they cook in exactly the same amount of time okay so that they cook in exactly the same amount of time touch of pink yeah beautiful i think they're got a really bad rap in the 70s it was considered like hippie vegetarian food but i think they have this works just fold it over and over again so i have three quarts you can make it organ by it i need four cups which is a cooked polish sausage it in the oven i do find that carrots that you buy with the tops on tend to be a little fresher tasting a little sweeter okay so that they cook in exactly the same amount of time okay so that they cook in a cookbook written by a valley girl
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big scary monsters posted:kinda feels like gibson isn't really trying any more i debated posting that in this thread or the tech bubble thread because it fits right in in either one.
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2018 begins with The YOSPOS Conundrum https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/947816235034726401
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a no-brainer, gimme happiness
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Powaqoatse posted:gently caress being smart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfE93xON8jk yep
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fun fact: i almost killed a guy who worked at disneyland by hitting a fridge up on the cables on a forklift at sears he really liked working as a goofy or mickey or w/e
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^^^ debbie downer skit from snl circa 2000 ish? (lindsay lohan guest) ^^^^syscall girl posted:fun fact: i almost killed a guy who worked at disneyland by hitting a fridge up on the cables on a forklift at sears nice i did some stage-hand stuff for a while 10 years ago and i still have nightmares about obliviously starting to disassemble a 15ft platform that a friend was standing on. thank god there were 3 other legs still, i prolly woulda killed myself i killed a friend *horn* (true story though) on the other hand another friend took a stanky poo poo in mick jaggers bathroom
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Powaqoatse posted:^^^ debbie downer skit from snl circa 2000 ish? (lindsay lohan guest) ^^^^ i was being a lazy slacker and had the side-by-side jacked up to the ceiling on an important mission to get it stocked, although sears could have done something about their lovely wiring hit a cable and it started wobbling and a couple guys started screaming at me that if that fell on my mate, game over sears limited liability corporation does not certify fork-lift operators, btw but it was my bad
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Krankenstyle posted:
capitalism.txt
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