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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

A Handed Missus posted:

Rev Wright owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqPUXjFYh38&t=241s

AMERICA'S CHICKENSSSSS ARE COMING HOME

TO ROOST

america's chicken
get away from me-ee
america's chicken
mama let me be-ee
don't come roosting round my door
don't want to see your face no more

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Arlington National Cemetery was Robert E. Lee's plantation that was confiscated for his treason

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

zegermans posted:

Arlington National Cemetery was Robert E. Lee's plantation that was confiscated for his treason

lmfao i actually didn't know this, hahaha

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
al gore invented the internet

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
al gore picked joe lieberman as his VP

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

al gore playing grade school tonsil hockey with his wife to prove he wasn't a robot

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

zegermans posted:

Arlington National Cemetery was Robert E. Lee's plantation that was confiscated for his treason

This was, is, and will always own.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
chris dodd ran for president

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Feldegast42 posted:

This was, is, and will always own.

His grandson sued and had it returned due to a 5-4 SCOTUS decision and then he sold it right back to the government for 3.2 million modern dollars :(

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Bernie would have won

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQIx0jEswc

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
LBJ threatened a Houston newspaper with an IRS audit unless they promised, in writing, to stop covering him negatively

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

zegermans posted:

Arlington National Cemetery was Robert E. Lee's plantation that was confiscated for his treason

we should bury all the Iraqi dead on Dick Cheney’s Ranch.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



That guy who danced on Ronald Reagan's grave

Edit: already referenced him; so instead, I'm going to go with Ben Franklin's grandma fetish

Pikavangelist has issued a correction as of 21:20 on Dec 16, 2017

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


You can't reference that and not post the essay

http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/old-mistresses-apologue/

Also doubles as one of America's first listicles.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
being fair to ben franklin life expectancy was terrible then so its not like he was into grannies

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
Lincoln Chaffee's candidacy-destroying debate performance ("It was my first vote! My dad had died!")

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
yeah that was so loving embarrasing to watch live

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:

yeah that was so loving embarrasing to watch live

I wish it were the most embarrassing thing to come out of these elections.

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

yeah that was so loving embarrasing to watch live

It was followed up by Jim "Necklace of Human Ears" Webb bragging about killing Vietnamese farmers. That debate should be mandatory watching for C-SPAM

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
he should have said like "being bipartisan sometimes means voting with the republicans, country before party"

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I'd say the 2016 primaries set an impossibly high bar for circus politics that will never be topped, except that's what we said about 2012 too

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

tinstaach posted:

I'd say the 2016 primaries set an impossibly high bar for circus politics that will never be topped, except that's what we said about 2012 too

trumps reelection is going to be a real doozy. hes gonna be even more insane and all his stupid bullshit will be backed up by the office of the president

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

imagine trump saying hes going to lock up his opponent in 2020. its going to own

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



tinstaach posted:

I'd say the 2016 primaries set an impossibly high bar for circus politics that will never be topped, except that's what we said about 2012 too

hell, that's what we said about 2008 once Sarah Palin opened her mouth

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pikavangelist posted:

hell, that's what we said about 2008 once Sarah Palin opened her mouth

Related, that couple week stretch before she talked where everyone was down with her because she was hot

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




reminds me of this feller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8N0SFdDNug

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Pikavangelist posted:

hell, that's what we said about 2008 once Sarah Palin opened her mouth

people said that in the 80s when reagan was elected and in my lifetime i definitely remember people lamenting the death of satire with bushes election. seems to correlate with republican victories for some inscrutable reason? needs more research to determine why

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Related, that couple week stretch before she talked where everyone was down with her because she was hot

i, too, remember the "hey guys, the governor of alaska is kind of a milf" post

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zeal posted:

i, too, remember the "hey guys, the governor of alaska is kind of a milf" post

Literally just now on my Facebook "trending" feed

Also, never forget Levi "Hockey" Johnston!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Related, that couple week stretch before she talked where everyone was down with her because she was hot

“the governor of alaska is a milf” thread in d&d getting necroed

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I remember last time when she pulled some veteran's court bullshit so he could still own guns.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

“the governor of alaska is a milf” thread in d&d getting necroed

Not enough of these people are permabanned

:chanpop:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



lmao when was Trump added to the LF goldmine stylesheet?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
lol hell yeah

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHTYFaetcd4

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Your Boy Fancy posted:

So a state-level version of this happened in VA a little while ago. Joe Morrissey had an affair with his 17-year-old secretary, got her pregnant, went to jail for it, and won re-election from jail. He spent his days in Richmond, and his nights in jail. Eventually the state GOP kicked him out of the party, and dude was like “what? I married the secretary! It’s cool now! She’s legal!” He ran as an independent and lost.

Politics. They’re not for wimps.

Oracle posted:

Holy poo poo was this the same guy who took a picture with this chick in antebellum southern clothing with their lovechild and she was black?

edit: OH YEAH


I'm the ugly rear end scarf ruining an otherwise mediocre outfit.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jose posted:

being fair to ben franklin life expectancy was terrible then so its not like he was into grannies

Hi literally goes on about how you should gently caress women after menopause because they can't get pregnant, so he was into mature at the very least

got any sevens posted:

Teddy calling his party the 'bull moose' party

then delivering a long speech while still bleeding from being shot

When Teddy spent his entire life banging on about how great war is then had a mental breakdown after his fighter pilot son got domed in WWI

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