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a centaur is one thing, but i wonder what a half-horse, half-crab would look like
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Dec 13, 2017 16:31
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Mozi posted:a centaur is one thing, but i wonder what a half-horse, half-crab would look like I can't picture it, but I imagine it would behave like a suicidal rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 13, 2017 16:32
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you can lead a crabhorse to water, but you can't make it force water through its gills.
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Dec 13, 2017 16:58
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Lockwell posted:Hello I have crabs. Talk to your doctor and get some medicated shampoo Bell_ posted:I never thought I'd want a crab for a pet until I visited this thread, and have a guilty admission. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMv3sh8gAc8
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Dec 13, 2017 17:04
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ContraBoss posted:
I have ten of the little shell buddies running around in there, I had more but sadly all my Strawberry crabs have either molted poorly or been eaten by other, ruder, hermit crabs. But to be fair, crabs are jerks who love to eat their friends. It really is crazy how much they use the hamster wheels, I know in the wild they'll walk miles in a night but I never expected their dedication to cardio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxZeIVkKZg I also had a halloween crab for the longest time, she was really fun to watch. Crustaceans are really such beautiful creatures. 
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Dec 13, 2017 18:33
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this was posted in a different thread but i thought it belonged in here for some rasin
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Dec 13, 2017 21:42
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We Know Catheters posted:Did you gently caress a donkey?
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Bell_ posted:A car, actually. I don't know how much of this was a placebo effects, because they advertised it to us that way, instead of letting "Imma go gently caress that car" happen the way nature intended. Took it right up the tailpipe 
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Dec 14, 2017 01:18
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Mozi posted:this was posted in a different thread but i thought it belonged in here for some rasin This kills the human.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:14
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 They ain't just for attractin' mates
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Dec 14, 2017 02:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQG8Ukvxg4 I can't stand watching cat's get hurt, but this video kinda makes me wish one of them got pinched on the paws just as a lesson learned. The crab would eventually let go, but the cat would never forget!
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Dec 16, 2017 06:38
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https://youtu.be/Ar5WJrQik2o
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Dec 16, 2017 06:57
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Mother nature and all, but I legit feel really loving bad for that crab. I mean, what else, could it have done to survive? What a raw deal!
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Dec 16, 2017 07:20
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Mozi posted:this was posted in a different thread but i thought it belonged in here for some rasin I have a few of his on my bookshelf at home, with my collection of post apoc/monster fiction. My favorite is this one: 
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Dec 16, 2017 07:25
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ContraBoss posted:the cat would never forget! Yeah it would
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Dec 16, 2017 19:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr4NaFwEhFE
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Dec 16, 2017 19:30
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Where I live we have some really great little crabs And some... other crabs, which are probably also very great in their own way 
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Dec 16, 2017 20:34
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Dec 17, 2017 19:41
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fist4jesus posted:I have a few of his on my bookshelf at home, with my collection of post apoc/monster fiction. Well now I know what author I need to start reading next, thanks! Well drat, they changed the book art. Dreadwroth fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 18, 2017 |
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Dec 18, 2017 05:54
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Why did that badass crab rip it's own claw off?
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Dec 18, 2017 10:01
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my god they've learned magic
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Dec 18, 2017 10:36
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Why did that badass crab rip it's own claw off? That crab had been attacked by a bird. They can regrow them by moulting
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Dec 18, 2017 11:03
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Improbable Lobster posted:That crab had been attacked by a bird. They can regrow them by moulting Thank you, improbable lobster. Man, I wish I could do that with bits that weren't perfect.
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Dec 18, 2017 11:56
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Start with a skin tag and just train your body up into it. You'll quickly adapt.
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Dec 18, 2017 12:00
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If I ever get a pet crab I'm naming him Endless Limbs.
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Dec 18, 2017 15:04
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He's coming...
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Dec 18, 2017 21:37
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Why did that badass crab rip it's own claw off? Crab version of I told you I was hardcore.
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Dec 18, 2017 21:38
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Dec 18, 2017 21:52
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We Know Catheters posted:He's coming... didn't go with the obvious pun of "sandy claws" smh
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Dec 18, 2017 23:28
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HOLY poo poo (everything about this)
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Dec 19, 2017 00:27
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I call the eyes!
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Dec 19, 2017 00:38
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Dec 19, 2017 01:11
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Thank you, improbable lobster. We go diving and get stone crab claws around here. If you've never had them they're delicious, but they're really cool because when you harvest them you just take one claw, and put the crab back in his little hole and leave him alone for 8 months and let him regrow it. Some people take both claws but that's mean cause the crabs need at least one for fighting and eating and stuff. 
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Dec 19, 2017 02:53
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Dec 19, 2017 02:56
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Beet Wagon posted:We go diving and get stone crab claws around here. If you've never had them they're delicious, but they're really cool because when you harvest them you just take one claw, and put the crab back in his little hole and leave him alone for 8 months and let him regrow it. Some people take both claws but that's mean cause the crabs need at least one for fighting and eating and stuff. Never even thought about that sort of catch and release! Go figure, there are assholes who don't give a poo poo and take both claws before throwing them back. You mind as well keep the whole crab at that point because you basically just sentenced it to death.
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Dec 19, 2017 02:56
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Beet Wagon posted:We go diving and get stone crab claws around here. If you've never had them they're delicious, but they're really cool because when you harvest them you just take one claw, and put the crab back in his little hole and leave him alone for 8 months and let him regrow it. Some people take both claws but that's mean cause the crabs need at least one for fighting and eating and stuff. Holy crap that owns.
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Dec 19, 2017 03:23
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If I was a crab I’d eat my own arm before some rear end in a top hat human could steal it.
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Dec 19, 2017 03:27
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ContraBoss posted:Never even thought about that sort of catch and release! Go figure, there are assholes who don't give a poo poo and take both claws before throwing them back. You mind as well keep the whole crab at that point because you basically just sentenced it to death. Yeah it's not great. They don't always die if you take both claws, but it's a lot harder for them to eat poo poo and defend themselves. Of course a lot of these guys leave cinderblocks and stuff out there to make crab houses so they know they've got a reliable spot to go get them every time they go out, so it's a give and take. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Holy crap that owns. The only sporting way to get stone crab claws in my opinion is in lovely cold water with little to no visibility, while holding your breath. It makes digging them out of their stupid little holes a battle.
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Beet Wagon posted:
This is what I like about catching crabs with a trot line. They're not hooked on the line, just grabbing on to it munching on a chicken neck as they get closer to the surface, and so you have to scoop them up with a net before they see you and swim away.
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