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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

watch more piss pissboy

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Race Realists posted:

I legit wonder how Seth keeps letting that guy on Family Guy (as Seth and the rest of the Staff are fairly progressive)

the show where Quagmire's dad is a gross tranny, right

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

augias posted:

That phrase was stuck in my head for two days straight when i first seen that cursed image

you know that Lewis black bit he did about hearing the line out of context "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college?"

that's what this thread title is to me.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 01:44 on Dec 19, 2017

teacher_man
Feb 11, 2017

Race Realists posted:

I legit wonder how Seth keeps letting that guy on Family Guy (as Seth and the rest of the Staff are fairly progressive)

family guy is "fairly progressive"?

what?

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

teacher_man posted:

family guy is "fairly progressive"?

what?

i said the writers not the show itself

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/942796052024795136

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

This but unironically?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

shiksa posted:

the show where Quagmire's dad is a gross tranny, right

the hosed up thing is that quagmire's dad isn't actually shown doing anything weird or gross but everybody else in the show completely loses their poo poo and acts like she's the most disgusting thing ever

"oh my god quagmire's dad got sex change surgery and acts like a normal woman now!" *vomits everywhere*

well, weird or gross by the show's standards, i guess she did have sex with a dog but everybody's cool with bestiality in family guy for some reason

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pornographic Memory posted:

the hosed up thing is that quagmire's dad isn't actually shown doing anything weird or gross but everybody else in the show completely loses their poo poo and acts like she's the most disgusting thing ever

"oh my god quagmire's dad got sex change surgery and acts like a normal woman now!" *vomits everywhere*

well, weird or gross by the show's standards, i guess she did have sex with a dog but everybody's cool with bestiality in family guy for some reason

Quagmire is literally the only person who doesn't have a poo poo fit

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

yeah i saw that in a store like a month or two ago. i like that idea that santa is jolly black man who is married to a bear. this amuses me.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Quagmire is literally the only person who doesn't have a poo poo fit

yeah you're supposed to get that everyone revolted by quagmire's is an rear end in a top hat, but that's all lost on the family guy audience.

family guy still sucks though.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I love that James Woods can’t stop thinking about Santa’s black cock to own the libs.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Dapper_Swindler posted:

surprised they didnt get the poo poo kicked out of them, philly is liberal/progressive city and loved to solve issues by beating the poo poo out of folks. look at their sports fans.

What, you mean the home of the Mummers, Joey Vento, the MOVE bombing, and the Nazi Pistachio Girl? Philly has some pretty decent racial divides if you scratch the surface. I lived and worked in and around the city for ten years, as did my wife, and you get it from all ends eventually. poo poo they were all probably desensitized after years of that Black Israelite protest that was (still is?) going on downtown. The city had/has a pretty large libertarian base as well, as much as you find anymore.

LogisticEarth has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Dec 19, 2017

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

santa's coming down the chimney

etc

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
as a lib I will not be satisfied until Santa is a wise Latina

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



antifa beefcake santa

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Neon Noodle posted:

as a lib I will not be satisfied until Santa is a wise Latina

Mrs. Claus is married to an Asian Mrs. Claus, and their home is on the South Pole.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
honestly surprised that A Thing happened on twitter, and wasn't terrrible. For once, pessimism came up short.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah i saw that in a store like a month or two ago. i like that idea that santa is jolly black man who is married to a bear. this amuses me.

Problematic Mrs. Claus erasure.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

rudatron posted:

honestly surprised that A Thing happened on twitter, and wasn't terrrible. For once, pessimism came up short.

not convinced they aren't going to turn around and start banning antifa accounts

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Darkman Fanpage posted:

not convinced they aren't going to turn around and start banning antifa accounts

Will honestly have less impact than you think

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Triggered by black gay santa

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

https://twitter.com/More4Adam/status/942951893071826945

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Gringostar posted:

being aggressively gay in front of conservatives fucks with their minds in ways I've never seen

it owns

its loving great. i love it when some old conservative reads one of my cumshit tweets and theyre like "youre mentally deranged!"

uh, no, i just love being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex. get out more.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Will honestly have less impact than you think

yeah i know nothing about antifa organizing but the twitter accounts just post news, maybe they don't organize in a discord/twitter where everything they say is being recorded like nazis

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

cumshitter posted:

its loving great. i love it when some old conservative reads one of my cumshit tweets and theyre like "youre mentally deranged!"

uh, no, i just love being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex. get out more.

The Roger Stone making GBS threads cum tweets play really well here in MN. All four people whom I've showed them to thought they were loving hilarious.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

The Roger Stone making GBS threads cum tweets play really well here in MN. All four people whom I've showed them to thought they were loving hilarious.

im glad they enjoyed them : D

i got bored with my twitter gimmick but i did get to do two things:

1) Sebastian Gorka personally blocked me for asking him how much cum is in his rear end. its really easy to do this, he tends to tweet his backlog of MAGA garbage on thurs/fri evenings. i know nichael also got blocked for doing the same. i encourage others to do so because i think it would be hilarious if gorka thought there was a looming rumor that his rear end is filled with come

2) dana loesch the NRA fearmonger lady's husband personally addressed me and i told him he was a pathetic stay at home husband married to a shill who was purposely making GBS threads on our national discourse

social media is great at bringing people together

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

Zeroisanumber posted:

Lol at being proud of never having read the Harry Potter series.

actually this is good

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

swimsuit posted:

actually this is good

It's really not. They're fine kids books.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Mrs. Claus is married to an Asian Mrs. Claus, and their home is on the South Pole.

do they have a pet shoggoth and/or genetically engineered green saber toothed cat

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Inescapable Duck posted:

do they have a pet shoggoth and/or genetically engineered green saber toothed cat

They do very lewd things with the bust of Lenin.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zeroisanumber posted:

It's really not. They're fine kids books.

they came out too late for me to read as a kid so I didn’t :smug:

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
https://local.theonion.com/stepson-absolutely-nailing-jeopardy-category-about-thir-1821386055

quote:

Stepson Absolutely Nailing Jeopardy Category About Third Reich

EDMOND, OK—Amazed at how quickly the boy had answered four consecutive questions, local man Kevin Gibson said Monday that his stepson was absolutely nailing the Jeopardy! category about the Third Reich. “Wow, Kyle just rattled off the name of the Nazi Party anthem like it was nothing,” said a stunned Gibson, adding that the 17-year-old not only knew the exact date Lithuania surrendered Memel to Germany, but he also responded lightning-fast the very second Alex Trebek finished reading the clue. “The first question was kind of easy, but then there was one about some random concentration camp in Poland, and instantly he was just like, ‘Oh, that’s Majdanek.’ Meanwhile, all three contestants just stood there like there was no way anyone was gonna know this.” At press time, Gibson thought his stepson had finally guessed wrong, only for the show to issue a correction minutes later.

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

omg, this is perfect

https://www.theonion.com/youre-right-host-sebastian-moore-bravely-steps-outside-1820770066

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc



:cripes:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Don't doxx me.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Zeroisanumber posted:

This is what's going to run endlessly through my brain whenever I have a medium-grade fever.
"on a scale of 1-10, how is your pain?"

"rhodesian anime babes cucking me with zimbabwe! tails with a panzerschreck attacking T-34s on the Ostfront!"

*nurse gives you 3x the dose of morphine to end you*

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i will never apologize for this image

I follow jmantime on twitter now, and nothing was more trippy than when I realized he's black.

https://twitter.com/jmantime/status/936628594264170496

thread related:
https://twitter.com/jmantime/status/934615598226698241

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 05:52 on Dec 19, 2017

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I follow jmantime on twitter now, and nothing was more trippy than when I realized he's black.

thread related:
https://twitter.com/jmantime/status/934615598226698241

yeah i kno right THOSE PEOPLE cant get Weird Twitter/Internet humor :v:

All shitposting aside all those loving mongoloids are gonna take away from that tweet is "Blacks/Minorities are the REEL NAHZEES :downs:"
Hth

BornAPoorBlkChild has issued a correction as of 06:27 on Dec 19, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Race Realists posted:

yeah i kno right THOSE PEOPLE cant get Weird Twitter/Internet humor :v:

jmantime isn't a weird twitter guy, he earnestly admires the wehrmacht

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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

jmantime isn't a weird twitter guy, he earnestly admires the wehrmacht

...

...oh:stare:

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