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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

It all makes sense now. We are destined to bring sickness and suffering to everyone connected to us. The only way to stymie the plague we spread is to cut us off and leave us shriveled and rotting.

We are the dick and balls of Europe.

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The true heirs of Iblis. Great great great great great great great great grand sultan would be proud :dawkins101:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
*awakens from rip van winkle nap*

aahhhhhhhh... good morning! how fare al-andalus and her colonies?

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Flavius Belisarius posted:

*awakens from rip van winkle nap*

aahhhhhhhh... good morning! how fare al-andalus and her colonies?

*Wakes up in Madia* burned as heretical sorcerer

*Wakes up in Moroccan Andalusia* put in front of the firing squad as a traitor

*Wakes up in Qatalunia* guillotined as a counter-revolutionary

*Wakes up in Qadis* kills self

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

everything we touch dies

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Well this has turned into a real World War 0

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

QuoProQuid posted:

everything we touch dies

Al Andalus: A Paradox Mega-LP: everything we touch dies

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
I told you we should've played Qatalunya!

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
This wouldn't have happened under my rule i'll say that.

But this is also way more entertaining.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Raserys posted:

I told you we should've played Qatalunya!

Don't look at me, I was right there with you.

Speaking of them, I was totally expecting them to totally get their poo poo kicked in, probably with nearly full annexation, once France declared on them. And man, loving France, shame we couldn't dismantle them when things were going well.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

The Sickos faction has grown strong. I know, I'm a member, as are we all.

Sinner Sandwich
Oct 13, 2012
I, for one, am firmly cheering on the forces of the Revolution, both at home and abroad. An end to monarchies! An end to tyrants (who aren't military dictators, those are fine)

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Whelp, here's to hoping Quattaluna strikes deep into the heart of reaction and pulls out something. Is it possible for us to really now that they're reborn?

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
What island is Tirruni getting exiled to once he loses against France?

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

AJ_Impy posted:

:ohdear: Our only hope now is submitting to Madhiya and reforming Al-Andalus!

I couldn’t agree more. I thought that choosing to ally with Bavaria would have eventually given us the opportunity to finally become a revolutionary republic ourselves, but it seems like everyone is getting a revolution without us. At this point, I’m rooting for Madhiya.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Can we just play as Japan in Victoria

Danny Glands
Jan 26, 2013

Possible thermal failure (CPU on fire?)

Rodyle posted:

Can we just play as Japan in Victoria

I second this.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

mossyfisk posted:

What island is Tirruni getting exiled to once he loses against France?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Rodyle posted:

Can we just play as Japan in Victoria

Danny Glands posted:

I second this.

"The nation we ran into the ground sucks! Can we gently caress over another nation instead?"

We spent centuries making this bed. So we are going to lie in it whether you like it or not.:colbert:

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Y'all got your pie and you'll eat it too.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Ikasuhito posted:

"The nation we ran into the ground sucks! Can we gently caress over another nation instead?"

We spent centuries making this bed. So we are going to lie in it whether you like it or not.:colbert:

Hey now, some of us made the Madhi's bed.

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Hashim posted:

As you'll see soon enough, Tirruni isn't really all that great at making friends (I messed around with truce timers to try and get more coalitions going, and ended up making the AI ridiculously aggressive. There's only ten years left though, so I'm just going with it.)

Also, RIP Bavaria



is that smolensk flag canon?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

kibaces posted:

is that smolensk flag canon?

Do you mean is it canon, or is it a cannon? Because the answer is yes.

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012

Ikasuhito posted:

Do you mean is it canon, or is it a cannon? Because the answer is yes.



:rimshot:

Despite Hashim's doomsaying, I for one believe in our little Revolution!

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Luhood posted:

Despite Hashim's doomsaying, I for one believe in our little Revolution!

:allears:

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
On the plus side, at least we are finally converting the Portuguese!

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

By 1836 we'll have western Europe and Bavaria will have eastern Europe. Trust me.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Jeoh posted:

By 1836 we'll have western Europe and Bavaria will have eastern Europe. Trust me.

We're all forgetting Revolutionary Serbia

we should've allied with them

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

Luhood posted:

Despite Hashim's doomsaying, I for one believe in our little Revolution!

Nah, it's gonna go great!



Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Will we even be a secondary power in V2?

Will we even be close?

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
We'll have the chance to become a great power before Vicky starts, yes.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Everything we touch diiieeeeessssssss

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!

Super Jay Mann posted:

Will we even be a secondary power in V2?

Will we even be close?

I'm sure we'll find some way to start Vicky as an unciv. It makes no sense but I have confidence in the self-destructive nature of the Majils.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Snipee posted:

On the plus side, at least we are finally converting the Portuguese!

The longest of cons.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Yeah, but check out that Quatalunia. Surely such an enlarged republic will keep us safe from the reactionary hordes in Bavaria!

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Yeah, but check out that Quatalunia. Surely such an enlarged republic will keep us safe from the reactionary hordes in Bavaria!

That's actually the plan. Because the Majlis publicly and formally recognised the Revolutionary Regime, pretty much every monarchy around us absolutely hates our guts, and wants to put a Jizrunid back on the throne. So if when Bavaria collapses to the monarchist coalition, Ibn Timu (assuming he survives) and the Majlis will turn to Tirruni for an alliance instead, so I'm going to try and improve relations with them for a while.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I would say you should try to get closer to Serbia as well. But that seems a really cruel thing to do to someone who has never done anything to us.:v:

We are the kiss of death.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

Hashim posted:

We'll have the chance to become a great power before Vicky starts, yes.

are we joining Ibriz

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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Hashim posted:

We'll have the chance to become a great power before Vicky starts, yes.

I take it that's only slightly slimmer chance than the one we have for starting it as a OPM.

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