Synthbuttrange posted:Take that back about their beautiful raccoon son! First Appearance Marvel Preview #7 (1976)
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Greetings, natives of the Will Smash Universe, I have unknowingly traveled to your world from my homeland of Universe Prime, which you might call "the Smash Universe."
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Dec 17, 2017 18:51
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I went back to be sure, because I have the proportional memory of a spider: last Sunday strip the gang was being menaced by an alligator, and in this one the alligator is nowhere to be seen, no one mentions it, and the Hulk is here. I think it was up to the weekday artist to decide how to get rid of the gator. By their will we received the "RRONGK?!"
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Dec 17, 2017 21:31
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Batman's Shameful Secret › Newspaper Spider-Man: "RRONGK?!"
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Dec 17, 2017 22:49
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Dec 18, 2017 00:42
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Newspaper Spider-Man: "Peter-NOOO"
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Dec 18, 2017 00:44
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I love Peter's logic here. Step A: Tear my shirt open as the Hulk charges at me Step B: Wait, the Hulk recognized my uniform! No time to change! Step C: My so-called secret identity!
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Dec 18, 2017 00:49
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rrongk again, parker
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Dec 18, 2017 00:59
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This is incredibly stupid even for Newspaper Spider-man.
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Dec 18, 2017 01:43
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RIP Peter Parker. So this is how they introduce Miles Morales I guess. Edit: Also I hope when Hulk throws Peter across the state line, he goes with a,"RETEP?"
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Dec 18, 2017 02:07
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When the Hulk throws Peter into space, shirt torn apart, costume exposed, and he's blasting away à la Team Rocket, Peter will come to a sudden realization, a shiver in his spine, and he will cry: "noooo, my so-called secret identity!"
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Dec 18, 2017 02:35
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The lack of an exclamation point leads me to read MJ as saying that really sarcastically and deadpan. "Peter-nooo" 
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Dec 18, 2017 03:01
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Peter really does have brain damage. No joke.
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Dec 18, 2017 03:17
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It also looks like MJ is cuddling with doc Connors...
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Dec 18, 2017 04:18
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Elfface posted:It also looks like MJ is cuddling with doc Connors... Don't worry, he's 'armless.
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Dec 18, 2017 04:20
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I can't wait for something to jump out and save Peter.Jerusalem posted:Don't worry, he's 'armless. Eyyyyyyyyy
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Dec 18, 2017 05:19
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I love that Peter is a literal genius and he can't even outwit The Hulk, WHO WAS ALREADY OUTWITTED. He just goes right to 'ok guess it's time to go toe to toe with the strongest thing on earth!'
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Dec 18, 2017 05:36
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Elfface posted:It also looks like MJ is cuddling with doc Connors... Well she cant mourn Peter's (impending) death forever. Shes just moving on to a new moronic genius.
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Dec 18, 2017 06:08
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sexpig by night posted:I love that Peter is a literal genius and he can't even outwit The Hulk, WHO WAS ALREADY OUTWITTED. He just goes right to 'ok guess it's time to go toe to toe with the strongest thing on earth!'
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Dec 18, 2017 12:33
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sexpig by night posted:I love that Peter is a literal genius and he can't even outwit The Hulk, WHO WAS ALREADY OUTWITTED. He just goes right to 'ok guess it's time to go toe to toe with the strongest thing on earth!' Pete was a genius before all those bricks now he can't outwit a pre-outwitted hulk Bricks not even once
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Dec 18, 2017 12:35
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Maybe if the Hulk punches Peter in the face hard enough, it'll unbreak everting everything years of bricks have broken?
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Dec 18, 2017 12:40
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mind the walrus posted:Who is keeping tally of Peter's incredible moments? This one belongs with him taking on the Spider. I know he had several in the Mole Man arc, but I can't recall specifics nor any from the Rocket arc. I'm very fond of this one 
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Dec 18, 2017 12:51
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Push El Burrito posted:I can't wait for something to jump out and save Peter. I might lose it if someone pops out of nowhere to save Peter from the guy who popped out of nowhere to save MJ. And I hope it's Thor.
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Dec 18, 2017 14:55
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Maybe now we get man-thing in a big body battle with Brucie B.
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Dec 18, 2017 17:37
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Saoshyant posted:When the Hulk throws Peter into space, shirt torn apart, costume exposed, and he's blasting away à la Team Rocket, Peter will come to a sudden realization, a shiver in his spine, and he will cry: "noooo, my so-called secret identity!" 
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Dec 18, 2017 22:39
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 NSM: "Just kill me already"
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Dec 18, 2017 23:46
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What is even happening in panel 2? Did he jump face first into the Hulk?
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Dec 18, 2017 23:52
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Samuringa posted:he jump face first into the Hulk
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Dec 18, 2017 23:53
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Elfface posted:Damnit Peter... all you had to do was say "He's thatta way." and your Hulk problem would be over. ah, i see what your problem is. you are expecting nsm to outwit someone. peter's lucky that he remembered he is spiderman this time, since he forgets sometimes.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:55
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gimme the GOD drat candy ain't joking, a regular recurring thing in these strips is Peter having to take his clothes off in public ( ) and then suddenly remembering he is Spider-Man and he's going to get found out.
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Dec 19, 2017 01:49
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Jerusalem posted:gimme the GOD drat candy ain't joking, a regular recurring thing in these strips is Peter having to take his clothes off in public ( Except the one time he's in the middle of the desert and he's not wearing anything underneath. 
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Dec 19, 2017 01:52
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Goddamn do I love Newspaper Spider-Man so much, the unbelievable idiot 
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Dec 19, 2017 02:01
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Synthbuttrange posted:
God. Not only does he go face-first into THE HULK, but he goes face-first into his fist. He's got his left fist forward in the first panel, you can't see him in the second, the only way that works is if Peter used the proportional strength of a spider to leap forward and wack the Hulk's fist, mid-punch, with his own neck. His head should've flown by to India and his torso should have turned into an explosion of organs.
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Dec 19, 2017 06:15
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Maybe Peter got taught kung fu by Shang-Chi like he did in 616. Except in the newspaperverse, Shang-Chi deliberately trained him wrong...as a joke.
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Dec 19, 2017 10:05
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To be fair, this Hulk seems stupid enough that "I am bleeding- making me the victor!" might actually work.
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Dec 19, 2017 10:12
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It's ok: Peter is safe due to Hulk being stuck in a time loop where he only perceives the future tense, unable to act in the present. Pete will still lose. 
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Dec 19, 2017 15:18
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You guys mock him but running headfirst into Hulk's fist actually hurts a lot less than letting the Hulk punch you. Peter is playing 4-dimensional chess in this fight.
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Dec 20, 2017 01:32
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X-post from Gif Thread
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Dec 20, 2017 01:35
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Wanna read a comic about all this wildlife that keeps landing on Jersey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whScRekesJ4
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