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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:My favorite Eric Garland moment was when Nintendo Harold, @911victim, tweeted “suck my pussy” at him and he replied with this: Eric Garland is basically a real life version of Abdul Alhazred. And this is the Necronomicon: https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/808045818024497157?lang=en
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Chillian J. Yikes! may be the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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Quite the Backpfeifengesicht on him.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Quite the Backpfeifengesicht on him. drat but there really is a German word for everything.
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jojoinnit posted:drat but there really is a German word for everything. That's just because German groups a bunch of words together and calls that a new word. It's basically cheating.
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Leavemywife posted:I'll have to go watch that again. You can get most of the effect from a shorter video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wr2FBxcyI
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Can't get enough of mom's spaghetti it seems he's had four servings already, of moms spaghetti
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That's just because German groups a bunch of words together and calls that a new word. It's basically cheating. It’s always weird seeing people being surprised by that fact. English has compound words too, just like German. You just put a space in between. Donaudampfschifffahrtgesellschaft is Danube steam boat driving society, works perfectly. Wouldn’t work in a lot of non-Germanic languages like Italian, though.
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It's almost like English is a member of the West Germanic language family!
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Randaconda posted:It's almost like English is a member of the West Germanic language family! English is a garbled mess of the worst parts of every other heavy drinking language ever created. Therefore it is the purest representation of humanity.
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Solice Kirsk posted:English is a garbled mess of the worst parts of every other heavy drinking language ever created. Therefore it is the purest representation of humanity. voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir sounds so much cooler than "wanna gently caress?" and so it goes
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Honj Steak posted:It’s always weird seeing people being surprised by that fact. English has compound words too, just like German. You just put a space in between. Donaudampfschifffahrtgesellschaft is Danube steam boat driving society, works perfectly. Wouldn’t work in a lot of non-Germanic languages like Italian, though. You wouldn't call that a "word" in English, though.
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syscall girl posted:voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir That's too many words. I prefer, "You ready?!" It obtains affirmative consent and it's brevity prepares them for what's to come. English Sex: succinct and efficient.
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Evilreaver posted:Can't get enough of mom's spaghetti it seems That was from when he got fat on pills cuz his friend died! This is current. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's too many words. I prefer, "You ready?!" It obtains affirmative consent and it's brevity prepares them for what's to come. Nothing beats the somewhat-recent Israeli Hebrew trend of "ער\ה?", one word which literally means "are you awake?" but figuratively means "hey, you up for some loving?"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Nothing beats the somewhat-recent Israeli Hebrew trend of "ער\ה?", one word which literally means "are you awake?" but figuratively means "hey, you up for some loving?" In English it's "u up?"
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https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/4044849 I’ve read this story before but I just noticed something I didn’t before. quote:...Orris) decided he wanted steak, prime rib, went to the Sage Room at Harveys (Lake Tahoe) and of course he had two bites and choked and died." Nckdictator has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Dec 18, 2017 |
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The two sentences around it are pretty good too.quote:Hof said Orris, of Sullivan, Ill., brought a $10,000 tip to give to Kisses.
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"Hey guys I know Granddad is gone now, but do you think I could use his gently caress pass?"
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syscall girl posted:voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir I mean yeah, since that means "do you want to sleep with me tonight" Wanna gently caress would be "tu veux baiser ?" or "on baise?" I guess.
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Solice Kirsk posted:English is a garbled mess of the worst parts of every other heavy drinking language ever created. Therefore it is the purest representation of humanity. Uh excuse me? Kaikista muista juoppokielistä vai? Ei kai sentään.
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Written Finnish looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard.
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Buddy ydych chi wedi clywed am y Gymraeg? :cymru:
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Collateral Damage posted:Written Finnish looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard. Pallas's cat like typing detected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ig2pRIPto
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Buddy ydych chi wedi Welsh suspected Ichabod Sexbeast posted:clywed Welsh confirmed
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“Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!”
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Bork Bork Boof bark bark
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syscall girl posted:Pallas's cat like typing detected. God I love these chubby cats.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Bork Bork Boof bark bark and you kiss your mother with that mouth??
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IMO any language where letters have an arbitrary pronunciation is hot garbage.
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English is cool and good and is the language of the future
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English is the most mutable language, and therefore the best one. Don't DM me.
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I'd be kinda worried that meant cyanide poisoning, but that's just me, you go eat whatever adventures you want to.
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I do actually remember hearing once that while it's not commonly known, licking or straight up eating chunks of real old poo poo is a thing archaeologists do not as infrequently as you'd think. Not 100% on that tho. May have just been a couple weirdos.
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I told you before, that guy in the alleyway wasn't an archeologist
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Rysithusiku posted:I do actually remember hearing once that while it's not commonly known, licking or straight up eating chunks of real old poo poo is a thing archaeologists do not as infrequently as you'd think. https://www.livescience.com/37900-strange-things-scientists-eat.html It's very common. "Paleontologist Dale Guthrie and colleagues, who excavated a 36,000-year-old steppe bison carcass called Blue Babe, stewed and ate extra neck tissue while prepping the bison for display."
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Rysithusiku posted:I do actually remember hearing once that while it's not commonly known, licking or straight up eating chunks of real old poo poo is a thing archaeologists do not as infrequently as you'd think. I want to marry an archaeologist And keep his artifacts warm I'd travel with him through jungles and deserts And weather out every storm If he wants me to, I'll burrow and dig On burials small and castles big Oh, I want to marry an archaeologist What a marvelous gig Mummy would love him and Daddy too We'd be famous and well-to-do Oh, I want to marry an archaeologist Then I could boop-e-doo, swahoo I could boop-e-doo, ooh We'd play peek-a-boo
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