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Meetup report: Girl was real, not a hooker, didn't die, had tons of fun. She's 100% hosed in the head about dating and clearly just got crushed by someone. Just a breathtakingly deep well of cynicism, it was weirdly easy to identify with.
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Meetup report: Girl was real, not a hooker, didn't die, had tons of fun. She's 100% hosed in the head about dating and clearly just got crushed by someone. Just a breathtakingly deep well of cynicism, it was weirdly easy to identify with. let her rebound on to you then stay friends after she leaves you
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Dec 20, 2017 03:27
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Meetup report: Girl was real, not a hooker, didn't die, had tons of fun. She's 100% hosed in the head about dating and clearly just got crushed by someone. Just a breathtakingly deep well of cynicism, it was weirdly easy to identify with. So do you keep going knowing the massive ups and down (and downs and great sex) or do you cut ties now and save your year from now self a ton of headaches.
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Dec 20, 2017 03:28
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FizFashizzle posted:let her rebound on to you then stay friends after she leaves you This would be ideal. OxySnake posted:So do you keep going knowing the massive ups and down (and downs and great sex) or do you cut ties now and save your year from now self a ton of headaches. Oh don't worry, she decided she liked me way more than she thought she would so she doesn't know if we should hang out again because it's too good and she'll want to date me but she "doesn't date". Seeing her once more is going to be difficult enough, not too worried about the crazy yet.
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Dec 20, 2017 03:30
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Meetup report: Girl was real, not a hooker, didn't die, had tons of fun. She's 100% hosed in the head about dating and clearly just got crushed by someone. Just a breathtakingly deep well of cynicism, it was weirdly easy to identify with. Sounds like you had a good time, just don’t get to a point where you’re both so negative about dating it ruins any potential you’d (or someone else would) have in the future. Meanwhile I binged 6 episodes of JCVJ today and I’m obsessed
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Dec 20, 2017 03:31
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Uterine Lineup posted:I still use the wine in a can trick. I was Charlie for Halloween once and I was drinking wine from a can and eating pumpkin pie filling out of a tin of cat food. Everybody fell for the pumpkin pie trick. Also I pranked myself by thinking "oh I've only had five cans I'm good" when I didn't do the math that that was like 15 beers on an empty stomach within an hour and passed out. E: One of my favorite Always Sunny episodes that hasn't been mentioned was Who Got Dee Pregnant. It has one moment that was the hardest I've laughed at TV in my life. Also The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell is good. The Big Jesus fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Dec 20, 2017 03:41
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Speaking of dating sometime after the New Year I'm going to cautiously ask this thread for advice on setting up a profile on whatever dating apps are good now adays so get ready for that.
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Dec 20, 2017 03:52
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I did the opposite and feel much better for it and have met way more quality people/friends as a socialist instead of the lovely people who dreamed of being venture capitalists when I was a libertarian for 2 years.
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I have no idea how to start this personal statement for my grad school application. The application doesn't have a letter of intent so that's throwing me off a bit. The admissions person said it doesn't have to be flowery and to keep it short and focused. I am talking to her again tomorrow, but I want to have something to work with before I do. Do I write about an actual life experience? Some lame rear end work project?  Relentlessboredomm posted:Oh don't worry, she decided she liked me way more than she thought she would so she doesn't know if we should hang out again because it's too good and she'll want to date me but she "doesn't date". Seeing her once more is going to be difficult enough, not too worried about the crazy yet. Just keep it casual and never do things that can be construed as remotely romantic. Or at least that's what I would do. I've never been in that situation before. FizFashizzle posted:let her rebound on to you then stay friends after she leaves you This sounds like a great idea
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Dec 20, 2017 03:53
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Speaking of dating sometime after the New Year I'm going to cautiously ask this thread for advice on setting up a profile on whatever dating apps are good now adays so get ready for that. Just give us your Bumble login and let us do the rest. It’ll be like Wikipedia but way worse
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I’ve let my hair grow out a little and didn’t bother styling it today and one of my staff said I had anime hair. Then followed up thst was a good thing. Well shaving my head tomorrow  3 DONG HORSE posted:Just keep it casual and never do things that can be construed as remotely romantic. Or at least that's what I would do. I've never been in that situation before. Yeah eat pizza and play vidya games and go to bars to watch sports.
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Dec 20, 2017 04:01
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I have no idea how to start this personal statement for my grad school application. The application doesn't have a letter of intent so that's throwing me off a bit. The admissions person said it doesn't have to be flowery and to keep it short and focused. I am talking to her again tomorrow, but I want to have something to work with before I do. Do I write about an actual life experience? Some lame rear end work project?
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Dec 20, 2017 04:07
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I have no idea how to start this personal statement for my grad school application. The application doesn't have a letter of intent so that's throwing me off a bit. The admissions person said it doesn't have to be flowery and to keep it short and focused. I am talking to her again tomorrow, but I want to have something to work with before I do. Do I write about an actual life experience? Some lame rear end work project? I'd use a combination of both. Say what you've done in the past (work and/or personal, maybe people you've spoken to) and why it makes you want to go to grad school. Then why theirs is a good fit for you.
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Dec 20, 2017 04:09
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Speaking of dating sometime after the New Year I'm going to cautiously ask this thread for advice on setting up a profile on whatever dating apps are good now adays so get ready for that. Learn how to pronounce philanthropist before putting it in your profile.
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Dec 20, 2017 04:09
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Speaking of dating sometime after the New Year I'm going to cautiously ask this thread for advice on setting up a profile on whatever dating apps are good now adays so get ready for that. Yup, can do. Between myself, Axeil, Jizz Denouement and others I think we've got a wide range of experiences and platforms. 3 DONG HORSE posted:Just keep it casual and never do things that can be construed as remotely romantic. Or at least that's what I would do. I've never been in that situation before. I can never tell what they'll construe as romantic and I'm not going to suddenly stop opening doors for women or anything. I won't get flowers or take her to fancy dinners or anything though.
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Dec 20, 2017 04:13
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Dec 20, 2017 04:15
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What if I’m white and I wanna just tweet funny memes
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Yup, can do. Between myself, Axeil, Jizz Denouement and others I think we've got a wide range of experiences and platforms. FIx my bumble account while your at it. Living in th burbs is limited the pool but I can’t be this bad! Kalli posted:Agreed Wearing a suit to a protest nobody should listen to you anyway you loving basic binch
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Dec 20, 2017 04:20
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Kalli posted:Agreed I had a buddy in college who anytime someone spilled a drink at a party or whatever would go into this super exaggerated motion of leaning back and then leaning forward and pointing at someone before going AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at the top of his voice. This seems like the correct way to deal with this person. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Yup, can do. Between myself, Axeil, Jizz Denouement and others I think we've got a wide range of experiences and platforms. I’ve got a lot of opinions on this. Always willing to help a fellow goon.
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Meetup report: Girl was real, not a hooker, didn't die, had tons of fun. She's 100% hosed in the head about dating and clearly just got crushed by someone. Just a breathtakingly deep well of cynicism, it was weirdly easy to identify with. This is going to be the most fun mistake of your life.
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Dec 20, 2017 04:29
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Kalli posted:Agreed Weird how there has literally never been a day in my life that I felt persecuted for being white.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I have no idea how to start this personal statement for my grad school application. The application doesn't have a letter of intent so that's throwing me off a bit. The admissions person said it doesn't have to be flowery and to keep it short and focused. I am talking to her again tomorrow, but I want to have something to work with before I do. Do I write about an actual life experience? Some lame rear end work project? Write about something that you know well, or have strong feelings about. You'll want to be as specific as possible. Don't try to include every single reason they should accept you. "Short and focused" is exactly right.
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Oh my loving god I’m watching JCVJ and he has a weather control device that’s an N64 controller. The bad guy was just trying to get away by escaping with a helicopter that was hidden under a tennis court and JCVD is doing the splits over the doors to keep them shut Guys this is the best show ever
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No Butt Stuff posted:Weird how there has literally never been a day in my life that I felt persecuted for being white. Its because white persecution is 50% not being able to take a joke and 50% shut the gently caress up, ya Nazi
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Just got back from my trainer's annual Christmas workout. He calls it "The 12 Pains of Christmas". I'm tired
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Speaking of dating sometime after the New Year I'm going to cautiously ask this thread for advice on setting up a profile on whatever dating apps are good now adays so get ready for that. Be interesting. Don't be not interesting. And for the love of god don't put cliches in.
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Dec 20, 2017 05:09
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Thankfully I look pretty decent from working out so much to make up for my complete lack of personal charisma. If she discovers my true personality too early than all is lost.
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Here's all you need for your dating profile RI$E AND GRIND💵 | U DONT C ME A THE CLUB I DONT C U AT THE BANK | 🛇 DRAMA 🛇 FAKE PEOPLE | IMMA B🔥U BETTER B 🔥
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Dec 20, 2017 05:16
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try this one in tinder 8==========D (to scale)
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It goes without saying that I should lead off any profile description with "If you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best!" right?
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"dance like nobody's watching..."
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Do the kids still say "YOLO"? I think I'm just going to say YOLO.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It goes without saying that I should lead off any profile description with "If you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best!" right? "Love to laugh" "Loves traveling" "I swipe right for cute dogs" "Love hiking and being outdoors" "Looking for someone to go out with but also stay in and watch Netflix with" Scramble those around and you have 90% of every womans profile in the DMV area
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Relentlessboredomm posted:"Love to laugh" I live in Baltimore and can confirm this.
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Relentlessboredomm posted:"Love to laugh" Include that your spiritual, vegan, and love to bike for the full Minneapolis experience. Also be sure to say you love music. Don't list any music, just say you love music.
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Depending on where you live showing a pic of you with a recent animal you killed may or may not be bad.
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"I'm here to have fun and a good time. Looking for a partner in crime."
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