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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Collateral Damage posted:

Crossposting from AI

That's from Jim'll Paint It who takes free requests and draws the cooler ones on Paint.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Paladinus posted:

Look into your trousers.

You know it to be true.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






Parrotine posted:

Rule of 3: either a loss.jpg, a penis or goatse

You'd think that the Goatse Penis Loss.jpg would have shown up by now...

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

This man is a national hero. How dare they arrest him.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Oh my god - I knew Ty Templeton did the Santa vs. Darkseid thing in a DC Holiday Special, but I hadn't seen Santa vs. Doom.

and that led me to

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I never knew Ken M was a republican.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Jamesman posted:

I never knew Ken M was a republican.

99.6% of """"poor"""" Families have a refridgerator, better cut medicare payments for the unemployed i guess.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Wasn't there a series of this with like Ah'Tysm and Abhortishun as the names as well?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Phanatic posted:

The notion that completely anonymous comments on any web page anywhere should be used as a means to determine policy is funny af.
Quoty McQuote-Face says what?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Randaconda posted:

Moon Pies own.

(:randstare:)

This is nonsense and lies

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe


http://batheinmymilk.com/

I'm going to get this one printed out as a poster to hang in my living room.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

why :gonk:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
She doesn't want strangers' sponges in her milktub.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lady should clean her bathroom.

https://twitter.com/dsmerdon/status/942925235463979008

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jamesman posted:

I'm going to get this one printed out as a poster to hang in my living room.



Chris Hardwick had some rough times in the 90's/early 00's.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I don't think I have ever scissored with someone while playing chess, but I guess I have been doing it wrong if it is what the champs do.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Guy Goodbody posted:

this is the worst cropping I've ever seen


e: poo poo I missed like two pages

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/_jimmyfranks/status/943261945263616001

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007

Kheldarn posted:




You'd think that the Goatse Penis Loss.jpg would have shown up by now...

Alas: https://www.huzlers.com/bitcoin-scam-man-arrested-after-making-over-1-million-selling-chuck-e-cheese-tokens-as-bitcoins/

Huzlers posted:

Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
What is "fauxtire," exactly.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Strudel Man posted:

What is "fauxtire," exactly.

Bro, you guys elected him.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Strudel Man posted:

What is "fauxtire," exactly.

Satire is comical commentary or critizism, good satire is also clever.
Fauxtire is just spreading falsehood and calling it satire.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah, shatire.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jamesman posted:



http://batheinmymilk.com/

I'm going to get this one printed out as a poster to hang in my living room.



What is the rope for? :stare:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It may be for curses is what I think

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Facebook Aunt posted:

What is the rope for? :stare:

Butt flossing

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


I'm going to go get myself a glass of traditional milk.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

What is the rope for? :stare:

Why don't you e-mail her and ask? Maybe schedule a bath for yourself?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Mighty Moltres posted:

I'm going to go get myself a glass of traditional milk.

Milk is complicated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QphMaa4wxI

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Once I watched an American struggle trying to buy skim milk in a neighborhood store in Eastern Europe.


http://ir.library.oregonstate.edu/xmlui/bitstream/handle/1957/14694/StationBulletin269.pdf posted:

Historically, skimmed milk was used for fattening pigs, and was recommended as "not only the very best supplement for growing pigs, but is of almost equal value for fattening purposes" as it "furnishes a complete protein" and makes the feed "more palatable."

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Kheldarn posted:




You'd think that the Goatse Penis Loss.jpg would have shown up by now...

Goatse has a penis in it, so that's two of three already.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dreddout posted:

This is nonsense and lies

fight me irl

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Yoshi Wins posted:

This gif just completely amazes me. I have never seen a dog look "disgusted" before, ever. I didn't know they were capable of it. What the hell is he sniffing anyway?

Bit late, but the original post said it was acetone or nail polish remover.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gbut posted:

Once I watched an American struggle trying to buy skim milk in a neighborhood store in Eastern Europe.

Don't leave us hanging, how did it turn out? Did they drink pig feed? Did they settle for other milk? Go milkless?

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

I also put this in the unnerving thread, because uhhh..well, while funny as hell it also gives off that "put the lotion in the basket" kind of feel.

The hazy rythm WONDER band.

Do you guys like rabbit holes? Cause this one goes straight down.

http://wpdh.com/the-story-behind-those-mysterious-hazy-rhythm-wonder-band-signs/

I'm disappointed in you fellow goons. How did this get no love?!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

my mind has been loving CHANGED on this minotaur situation.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Trying to think of a pun to go with this, but I got nothing.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
That's Shadiversity. I'm pretty sure he's a goon.

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