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I was pristine until this year then I got a single bullshit probe and decided to pull my posting pants down and keep them down
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 15:14 |
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The Big Word posted:I was pristine until this year then I got a single bullshit probe and decided to pull my posting pants down and keep them down Once you pop your probation cherry, you stop giving a poo poo about keeping your record clean and start caring about how many dumbshit probations you can pick up. There are some exceptionally impressive rap sheets on these dead gay forums.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 15:34 |
Harry Potter on Ice posted:Suck up to IKs non-anonymous confession: for many years, I thought IK stood for "Idiot King"
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 15:37 |
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runupon cracker posted:non-anonymous confession: for many years, I thought IK stood for "Idiot King" Wait, it doesn't?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 15:41 |
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the puppetmaster checked back inquote:Hey all, Puppetmaster here. Reddit karma farming isn't hard, just find a place where someone has made a reference to a TV show and respond to it with the next line in that scene quote:If the NY AG's lawsuit against the FCC nuking Net Nutrality fails I want you all to know I don't regret writting the comparison of everyone in the Greed circle of Hell getting boiled by Satan's jizz in hell in the articles about "FCC falsified my name to sign antiNN comments lawsuit responses".
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 16:36 |
Tax Inductions posted:Wait, it doesn't? *looks as SAclopedia* ...hello, Internet? Yes, I'd like to revise my earlier confession...
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 16:41 |
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Puppetmaster needs a new hobby. I'm just picturing the WoW griefer from South Park.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 16:41 |
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Theophany posted:Puppetmaster needs a new hobby. I'm just picturing the WoW griefer from South Park. You're lucky this isn't Reddit, pal.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 17:53 |
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Gonna need someone else who is also having a stroke translate that second confession please.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:12 |
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I used to be scared of posting from like, 2005-2017 but now I think I went too far in the other direction.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:18 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How the hell you go 17 years without anything on your rapsheet? Post Rate 0.21 per day
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:37 |
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Theophany posted:Once you pop your probation cherry, you stop giving a poo poo about keeping your record clean and start caring about how many dumbshit probations you can pick up. There are some exceptionally impressive rap sheets on these dead gay forums. If you don't have two pages worth I don't even
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:32 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Post Rate Good lord I'm at 3.8% Gonna hit 21k of poop soon.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:29 |
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Theophany posted:Once you pop your probation cherry, you stop giving a poo poo about keeping your record clean and start caring about how many dumbshit probations you can pick up. There are some exceptionally impressive rap sheets on these dead gay forums. i just want gene's attention even if it's negative
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:34 |
I still think my 2nd last probation was wack
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:38 |
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The puppetmaster confessions are getting sadder and sadder. It's kind of awesome, I feel like the next one is going to be "I got my mom to tell me to move out of the basement hehehehe" I love them
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:39 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How the hell you go 17 years without anything on your rapsheet? quote:There have been 1294 posts made by yello, an average of 0.21 posts per day, since registering on Nov 27, 2000.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:51 |
runupon cracker posted:*looks as SAclopedia* cmon you gotta say what you thought it was dante confessor is doing the Lord's work
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:55 |
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Internet Kommisar?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 21:58 |
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I'm pretty sure 3/4 of my posts are "gently caress da *insert sports team here*"
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 23:53 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Gonna need someone else who is also having a stroke translate that second confession please. "there is a possibility i will regret posting something mean in a place nobody will ever read" I think that's it.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 00:07 |
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Lemon posted:I still think my 2nd last probation was wack why you got a 6er for a good post, its something to be proud of?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 00:11 |
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poo poo I would have said like 1/15th of that. Y’all give me a new reason to live
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 04:07 |
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yello posted:poo poo I would have said like 1/15th of that. Y’all give me a new reason to live
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 05:49 |
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So, with the TJ Miller sex monster news, I have decided it was *definitely* him who confessed to the shoe thing.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 06:46 |
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Slugworth posted:So, with the TJ Miller sex monster news, I have decided it was *definitely* him who confessed to the shoe thing. What tj Miller sex monster news?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 06:48 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:What tj Miller sex monster news? https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/19/16797462/tj-miller-silicon-valley-sexual-physical-assault-accusation
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 06:59 |
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Slugworth posted:https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/19/16797462/tj-miller-silicon-valley-sexual-physical-assault-accusation Jesus. Random aside but was reading a book on psychopathy/sociopathy recently and apparently frequent drug use is a good red flag. If you can think of any other notable jerkish potheads, they’re probably a creep
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 07:04 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Jesus.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 07:07 |
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quote:Ive fought depression for several years. It's all rooted in a childhood of physical and sexual abuse. I got things together long enough to get married, have a couple kids, buy a house, etc. My wife is a psychologist. She works with all these crazies and gives everything to support them, but when I say I'm feeling down she screams at me to get my poo poo together. I have these kids I love but I'm at a complete loss on how to care for them (every idea I have is dismissed as retarded or abusive by my wife) Ok priority one is probably to get a therapist that is not your wife More of a support structure in general really, you need someone to talk to about this stuff that is not GBS. And yeah from this post alone it sounds like you should get a divorce but first things first Anyway it's been a while since we had a UFO fesh quote:I have news for you goons: UFOS. ARE. REAL. I think this is the DC leaker guy; he's the only one I've seen use footnotes like this
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 14:06 |
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UFO confesh: Trump's brain is Alzheimer's mush meaning he might force the aliens to attack us Mars Attacks! style.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:23 |
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:UFO confesh: Trump's brain is Alzheimer's mush meaning he might force the aliens to attack us Mars Attacks! style. Someone needs to do a mars invasion on Fox and Friends, "War of the Worlds" style. I wanna see what two scoops will tweet at the alien invaders. Crooked Hill and the DEMOCRATS have been colluding with the Alien Martians! SAD! We will never allow the covefe
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:29 |
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Just because your wife is a psychologist doesn't mean you are entitled to her services for free. When she says "get your poo poo together" she means "go see a therapist that isn't me". It's like how when you have a doctor in the family and everyone expects them to check out their rear end rash or lump in their balls so they can avoid going to see their own doctor. Nobody likes that, they would prefer to leave their work at work just like you do. Your wife presumably married you because she likes you as a person, not as a patient. Stop trying to turn your relationship into that. UFO guy, that was a whole lot of words to say basically nothing. Also if you want to convince anybody of anything, don't cite wikipedia articles.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:31 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Just because your wife is a psychologist doesn't mean you are entitled to her services for free. When she says "get your poo poo together" she means "go see a therapist that isn't me". It's like how when you have a doctor in the family and everyone expects them to check out their rear end rash or lump in their balls so they can avoid going to see their own doctor. Nobody likes that, they would prefer to leave their work at work just like you do. Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge bro. He's not entitled to 45 minute counseling sessions, but part of being in a relationship is providing support to each other. And even if he is relying on her too much, she should say "Listen, I can't be your therapist *and* your wife, you need to make an appointment with a pychologist" not "GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER REEEEEEE" I work in IT for example. My girlfriends are not "entitled to my services for free" - I would not, for example, make her a website. But if the router was acting up or she wanted some help setting up 2FA on her gmail I'd be happy to help.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:38 |
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What kind of rear end in a top hat wouldn't make their wife a website?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:40 |
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RCarr posted:What kind of rear end in a top hat wouldn't make their wife a website? That is a really weird limit to set. Like, yeah, I've rebuilt bathrooms and closets for my wife to use, I'm not sure why it'd even be a thing.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:51 |
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This is a ridiculous comparison, there are massive ethical issues with being romantically engaged with someone and treating them psychologically but constantly calling you a retard or abusive seems like a red flag. My brother is a cook. He cooks us dinner like once a week. Every other meal I cook or we order out because it’s his job and he doesn’t wanna loving do it all the time. After dealing with psychos all day I’m sure the last thing she wants is to hold your hand through your issues and she finally gets to just say “shut up you crazy dweeb” but obviously that’s not helpful. PS they are your kids. If they are fed and clean and going to school and you aren’t hurting them, Surprise, you are basically 80% of the way to being a great dad. If she doesn’t like how you raise them last that, TOUGH TANOOKIS sweetheart, they aren’t hers
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:58 |
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:That is a really weird limit to set. Like, yeah, I've rebuilt bathrooms and closets for my wife to use, I'm not sure why it'd even be a thing. Well for one thing, a bathroom, once built exists. A website is going to require ongoing maintanence. You need to keep the software up to date, and depending on her technical level she may even need someone to alter the text etc. It's not just a once and done thing. Also, you presumably also get a benefit from the bathroom. Less so when your MFA girlfriend wants a "cool website" to show off her two whole publications (and a bunch of instagram photos)
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 15:59 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge bro. Confessor spotted. That router comparison is absurd. He clearly wants full-on counseling from her, not just some quick reassurances that are normal in any relationship. Plus there are the ethical issues Bust Rodd mentioned. There's a reason why any reputable therapist would refer you to another one if they started to develop romantic feelings for you.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Just because your wife is a psychologist doesn't mean you are entitled to her services for free. When she says "get your poo poo together" she means "go see a therapist that isn't me". It's like how when you have a doctor in the family and everyone expects them to check out their rear end rash or lump in their balls so they can avoid going to see their own doctor. Nobody likes that, they would prefer to leave their work at work just like you do. It sounds like his wife loving hates his guts. Being supportive of your partner is one thing. Asking to not be your partner's therapist is another. Shouting "GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER" is very different than asking to not be a therapist. Get a divorce, guy.
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