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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Are we allowed to make a picture the thread title yet, or


Question Mark Mound posted:

I'm loving the OKCupid content, feels like it could be a thread all to itself.

Oh, boy, you should see the screencapped messages I've collected. Lemme see if I can rustle up my all time favourite one.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


cash crab posted:

Are we allowed to make a picture the thread title yet, or


Oh, boy, you should see the screencapped messages I've collected. Lemme see if I can rustle up my all time favourite one.

Listen, it was a long time ago and I was lonely.
Please, I have a wife and kids. They must never find out!

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Bravo! I'm literally sitting at my desk cackling at this. I just wish I had seen it first so I could play a game of "Guess which one is the original".

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:laffo:

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

:vince:

I'm phoneposting without my glasses on and barely caught this until people started quoting it :v:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

King of Foolians posted:

Bravo! I'm literally sitting at my desk cackling at this. I just wish I had seen it first so I could play a game of "Guess which one is the original".

I sent this image to my wife and she's trying to guess. She got it on her second try.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



:perfect:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
How do you do fellow kids



Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): That Stupid Internet Club You're Always Cackling At > AUG Thread: 3 garage bags full of stuff for free

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





i dont get it, whatd you change?

Holden MacRoin
Sep 5, 2011

Slugnoid posted:

pure aryan skull shape?

ron perlman noooo

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Bobby Digital posted:

How do you do fellow kids





Jeb!?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Yes, yes, fine.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

Yes, yes, fine.

what about the other part

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."



:ck5:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Yes, yes, fine.

:kiss:

I... I didn't have a lot of choices.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws: https://imgur.com/a/uZUME :nws:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


note: do not click this link

I'm serious

it's way nasty

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I've....I've never seen that thing in its entirety.

Gotta puke now. Thx.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


An old crowd pleaser.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scathach posted:

I've....I've never seen that thing in its entirety.

Gotta puke now. Thx.

You're welcome. :kiddo:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

I've....I've never seen that thing in its entirety.

Gotta puke now. Thx.

have I ever lied to you?

spoilers: no

I'm like one of the only benevolent beings here. Do NOT click that link

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

have I ever lied to you?

spoilers: no

I'm like one of the only benevolent beings here. Do NOT click that link

:randpop:

I'm a being of pure goodness and light!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

:randpop:

I'm a being of pure goodness and light!

you're smack in the middle of the alignment chart, buddy boy

you are (0, 0)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

you're smack in the middle of the alignment chart, buddy boy

you are (0, 0)

:ohdearsass:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I disagree :colbert:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Thanks for helping me scream, poo poo and vomit simultaneously.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Thanks for helping me scream, poo poo and vomit simultaneously.

Now your body is cleansed, unlike your brain

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



feel free to add to this chart as the spirit moves you; it's Landerig-proof

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Holy poo poo I need a good laugh. Excellent.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:



feel free to add to this chart as the spirit moves you; it's Landerig-proof

holy poo poo :randpop:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen and I would pay good money to have that man's grandmother's email address.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Poor old Pastry of the Year, thought of a horrible horse transformation comic and died.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

I used Wendy's free WiFi to look at that.

I've been asked to leave.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Leavemywife posted:

I used Wendy's free WiFi to look at that.

I've been asked to leave.

Man, that Twitter is gonna say something SO sassy about you

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Poor old Pastry of the Year, thought of a horrible horse transformation comic and died.

my main problem is that I can't stay dead

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pastry of the Year posted:

have I ever lied to you?

spoilers: no

I'm like one of the only benevolent beings here. Do NOT click that link

True. My problem is that I clicked before you posted. My god it's bad.

I'm curious about my place on the chart.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

I'm curious about my place on the chart.

Everything you do defines the people who come after you.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

All of you people saying not to click got me curious and I can't stop laughing here, that's loving hilarious and a pro-click. I've seen parts of that before but not the whole thing in it's NSFW absurdity. You guys had me anticipating some kind of fungal rot or something, not a dude turning into a horse with a page and a half about his dick 'n balls.

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