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XK posted:Sorry I'm late. I had a car accident. You have a water main break?
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G0RF posted:File Under: “Keep doing what you’re doing!” I got curious and decided to dig into the other reviews and well (for people without an account)
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:01 |
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kalensc posted:Is that a minor typo which occurred during a goon transcription of some audio, or did the original scriptwriter try to write some "witty repartee" without realizing they misspelled court martial? It's from the pastebin text which is thousands of lines so I'm assuming Chris doesn't know how to spell.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:01 |
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Sarsapariller posted:It's from the pastebin text which is thousands of lines so I'm assuming Chris doesn't know how to spell. He also doesn't know how to make games. This is NOT a metaphor
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:02 |
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Wait so Lando saying they had a water main break and a car accident he was just being metaphorical? I'm so confused, because it certainly looked like his tweets were referencing real life events that occurred to delay their next sale stream
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:05 |
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peter gabriel posted:You have a water main break? I'm just trying to share the general essence of things going wrong that can't be prepared for. Stop taking everything so literally. Anyway, got to go, my wife was murdered.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:06 |
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Star Citizen: A blog ate my homework
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:07 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Wait so Lando saying they had a water main break and a car accident he was just being metaphorical? Water mains burst guys.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:08 |
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The broken wrists were also metaphorical.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:09 |
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quote:Didn't see the live stream pop yet so I checked Reddit and Jesus... the number of threads complaining about "Mah geimez tho!" It's becoming really hard to distinguish posts from parodies.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:11 |
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The Titanic posted:Oh no, they discovered me, the dangerous, severely mentally ill psychopath who has infiltrated CIG and has done her best to ensure that their holiday special has been delayed exactly 24 hours for reasons. Obviously crazy, insane reasons, but I did it all for the lulz. Brb, tending to my hacking and DDoS attacks. Hey I just logged into one of the SC_DDOS_BotNet Solaris boxes and tailed the logs... seeing a lot of "automountd[1]: server hostname responding" error messages. Can someone go check the server racks?
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:11 |
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Maybe he was just making allusions to an upcoming space yacht sale
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:11 |
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Doctor : I'm afraid little billybob was killed crossing the road,he was hit by a car. Family : oh nooooo! Doctor : yes a car made of marshmallows,being driven by howard from the halifax ads..... Family : oh you're being metaphorical,i understand. Doctor : no your son is dead. fin.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:12 |
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To outfox the goons, they are gonna send an email to the SQ42 newsletter subscribers with the new supersecret Pornhub stream address for tomorrow's broadcast.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:13 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Star Citizen: A blog ate my homework
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:13 |
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I really disliked it when I showed up to the theater to watch TLJ and had like 3 beers at 9am and then the ushers walked out and said the movie is delayed until 2019 it's okay, I believe live in rain johnson or whatever his dumb hippy name is
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:14 |
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Stream delayed folks, Ben shat his pants Is this a metaphor? Nope
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:15 |
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peter gabriel posted:Stream delayed folks, Ben shat his pants The fumes set off the sprinkler system.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:16 |
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Sarsapariller posted:It's becoming really hard to distinguish posts from parodies. I'm seeing tons of arguments that people should've known what to expect, and that what CIG is trying to do is hard, so people were dumb to rely on CIG doing the stream today. They're basically making the argument that nobody should expect CIG to be able to make a game either. So, don't be stupid enough to expect CIG to do hard things, get a refund instead of relying on their word?
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:16 |
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Toops posted:Hey I just logged into one of the SC_DDOS_BotNet Solaris boxes and tailed the logs... seeing a lot of "automountd[1]: server hostname responding" error messages. Can someone go check the server racks? I tried to get into the server room but I think there has been a water main break.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lbu1x/tried_to_get_friends_to_watch_the_stream_i_am/ "Stop with the amateurism" followed by "I know you have amazing rock solid things to show tomorrow" Clownfiesta all the way MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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like why you even delete the tweets unless you realized you 100% hosed up lol
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:17 |
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the game is released, metaphorically
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:19 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Wait so Lando saying they had a water main break and a car accident he was just being metaphorical? Jared knows perfectly well they're all idiots, he hosed up and tweeted the lame excuses and now he's passing it off that it was all 'metaphorical'
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:21 |
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this would be the perfect time to do some sort of prank on the santa monica office like park a food truck outside of their office with a "free food for CIG staffers" sign but make CR and what's her face pay
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:22 |
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SomethingJones posted:Jared knows perfectly well they're all idiots, he hosed up and tweeted the lame excuses and now he's passing it off that it was all 'metaphorical' By deleting the tweets, he can reshape the narrative more easily. It becomes a battle of recollections, and any hard evidence (screenshots) become 'shops.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:22 |
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They're losing Gremlich? Holy poo poo.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:23 |
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Golli posted:By deleting the tweets, he can reshape the narrative more easily. Imagine if CIG were a game development company, all they'd have to do is work on the game, and all of this superfluous deceptive bullshit would be entirely unnecessary. Metaphorically speaking.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:24 |
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Was it a watermain or a carcrash I need to decide on a breaking news or braking news joke.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:25 |
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I'm the reddit poster saying CIG only has one chance to get it right in December of 2017
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:26 |
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Who's up for a game of 'where's Archer'?
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:26 |
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Star Citizen: you didn't verbally stutter, but your brain did
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:27 |
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boviscopophobic posted:ANALYSIS OF SMALL TRACKER MOVES This is too interesting to disappear on the last page. Have you looked at the non-round numbers in much detail? I wonder if they could be a result of the 'staff discount' that has been mentioned before that employees could use to then flip on the grey market. It would be particularly interesting if they happened more often during big sales events, as there could be some estimation done by assuming they were multiples of the big ticket item.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:29 |
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The Titanic posted:If I recall the daughter is Oldman’s character’s daughter, who happens to be Pusher. Sandi's name is "Nayara Fell". She's the second best pilot in the 1-0-6. She'll be one of your wingmen. If Chris really just rewrote the Wing Commander movie, Sandi would most likely be Freddie Prinze Jr's love interest, Lt Cmdr Jeanette Deveraux. All her lines: [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "No sign of the OMC after they scattered into the Coil." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "We started poking around until Ruger took a hit from a homemade proximity mine. Felt suicidal to go further without knowing what we were walking into." [Captain Thomas Wade]: "Ruger okay?" [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Fine. More shocked than anything." [Captain Thomas Wade]: "Good. Let me know if you need anything while we finish up rescue ops." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_hitman_player_order_attack_my_target_0101" [Captain Thomas Wade]: "Lieutenant, hello. I recognised your name when we got word of the Stanton survivors." [Player]: "Sir?" [Captain Thomas Wade]: "Admiral Bishop told me what you did aboard the Gauntlet. It's an honour." [Captain Thomas Wade]: "This is Lt Commander Fell." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Hey." [Captain Thomas Wade]: "First Vega and now here. Can't decide if you've got the worst luck ever, or the best." [Player]: "Lucky enough that you happened to be passing through." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Luck didn't have anything to do with it." [Captain Thomas Wade]: "The early warning systems leading into Virgil went down. We were looking to see if any Vanduul got through when we got your call." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Which is what we should be doing right now instead of babysitting this place." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Where's that put you, Weezy? Twentieth? Twenty-Fourth?" [Lt Brian Wieters]: "Yeah, yeah, get it out while you can 'cause I'm gonna kick so much rear end today, the 42's are gonna be begging me to join." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "As what? Target practice?" [Lt Brian Wieters]: "Ok. See you guys on the dance floor." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "I don't know where your ship is supposed to be, you should find the Chief, he'll sort you out." [Lt Brian Wieters]: "Look maybe no one told you, OldMan, but this is the Krugeri. We're better than a battle group. We took out a frickin' Vanduul Kingship. If we can't blow up a few outlaws then something is seriously wrong." [Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Big surprise there. Weezy's 'blow poo poo up' strategy." [Lt Brian Wieters]: "Look, this guy has eriesium, right? You just want to let him get away?" [Steve Colton]: "I want to see him dead, but we go in half-cocked, a lot of good men and weomen will be too."
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:30 |
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Please Reddit Faithful, please keep backing this game. I'd love to play with you all in the 'verse. Please. Star Citizen needs your help. Pledge today.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 00:30 |
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intardnation posted:what if they put up a jpeg in a fireplace with a fire burning for 2 hours like those christmas day lovely things. Thinking about it, if they do that they will have literally devolved into the days of their very first stream back in 2012, when CIG put up a lamp at the camera and the streamers worshiped that. ...in retrospect, that was kinda prophetic. And quite frankly, I would not be surprised to see it work again. Although now they've been given so much more, haven't they? Moving .jpegs! Stars such as Mark Hamill (no matter how aged and misshapen)! To go from that back to worshiping random office appliances, as they did in the very beginning,...well...it just won't be the same kind of hit to feed their worshiping addiction!
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Look mom, I'm contributing to this thread! edit: no hands; broken wrists.
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