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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



on my feed posted:

An unintentionally funny and tragic headline.

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Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Theophany posted:

piss ton car engine & car innocence garden maker can't fluck a bic lflick

New Neutral Milk Hotel album lookin good.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


klafbang posted:

Along with blocking the standard clickbait sites (Huff Post, 9gag, Clickhole etc), it seems Facebook is actually learning. I see much less clickbait poo poo than I used to.

Why would you block Clickhole? It's the only good thing on the internet.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah clickhole is a parody website

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
Even clickhole can’t escape the “oh PC snowflake cuck libtard sheeple Cllinton’s E-mails nazis are fine and so is child molesting you koolaid drinking queers trump trump trump” avalanche that has ruined everything.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Quit making the weather and let me have my monthly bleeding pls.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

You mean PatriotHole? http://www.clickhole.com/article/hell-yes-baby-it-special-choo-choo-medicine-called-5932

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
The new thing these clickbait pages seem to do is post a picture captioned with "Tag your brother" or "Tag a friend who xyz" and people just comment over and over. Why? Why would you subject a sibling/friend/parent/relative to this sort of drivel?!

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


It only just dawned on me that those lovely posts that are "What's your dog's name?" Or "What was your first car?" are most likely attempts to guess your passwords/security questions.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Beastie posted:

It only just dawned on me that those lovely posts that are "What's your dog's name?" Or "What was your first car?" are most likely attempts to guess your passwords/security questions.

The same can be said of the "Find you [Minion/Elf/Spooky] name using your birthday!" posts, and the "Porn star name is your first dog and the street you grew up on!".

I'll only ever post the "technically correct" version of those, if only because the dog we had when I was born and where we lived makes me "Arthur Taylor", which is basically the worst porn name on earth, but are both a dog I don't consider mine, and a street that I was ever aware of living on, so I don't use them for security questions.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

SpacePig posted:

The same can be said of the "Find you [Minion/Elf/Spooky] name using your birthday!" posts, and the "Porn star name is your first dog and the street you grew up on!".

I'll only ever post the "technically correct" version of those, if only because the dog we had when I was born and where we lived makes me "Arthur Taylor", which is basically the worst porn name on earth, but are both a dog I don't consider mine, and a street that I was ever aware of living on, so I don't use them for security questions.

“Roxy Dunno” for me.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
If you use the actual answers to security questions like "what is your mother's maiden name?" you are an actual idiot

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Radio Paranoia posted:

The new thing these clickbait pages seem to do is post a picture captioned with "Tag your brother" or "Tag a friend who xyz" and people just comment over and over. Why? Why would you subject a sibling/friend/parent/relative to this sort of drivel?!

‘Girls with these first names are most likely to drink a lot of wine on Friday!!!!’

*3,000 comments of ‘lol Jess this is you!’

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
That dude dying in the ink chamber, it sounded horrific, there was a churning blade inside that snapped the legs of the other guys

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Younique saleswoman lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nocturne shade owns

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Same girl, she’s trying to tell people they can make $80 a day by posting ads on social media.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Candlelight Virgil posted:


Same girl, she’s trying to tell people they can make $80 a day by posting ads on social media.

Wow $80 a day, can't wait to make half as much as I do by having a real job with no responsibility

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Seems like she should just become a cam girl if she needs money and guys think she looks good

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Blue Train posted:

Seems like she should just become a cam girl if she needs money and guys think she looks good

No she needs YOU to make money. She's helping. $80 a day sounds good if you're disabled though, that's about Ł10 less than I get with a physical job that slowly grinds my back into a fine paste. I'm sold, but only if she tells me what colour bra she's wearing.

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

Blue Train posted:

Seems like she should just become a cam girl if she needs money and guys think she looks good

She looks p dece from what Ive seen, forced pose notwithstanding

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
im the name and profile pic totally visible through the lazy attempt to conceal them

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Streak posted:

im the name and profile pic totally visible through the lazy attempt to conceal them

She did that not I.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



holy poo poo that last comment, now that's a self-own

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Now thats the good stuff

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Well? Any babes?

RhomboidSphinx
Jun 17, 2013

You know, I'm 90% I was one of the people he added in. I recognise his profile pic. It was on some general chat group and immediately all the girls said 'who are you?' and left.

Related; nice username.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/943819430735372289

Democrats hate this one trick for big Cuts!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Wow, so companies are going to pass their tax cuts on to their employees? Neat!

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Theophany posted:

Wow, so companies are going to pass their tax cuts on to their employees? Neat!

lol, I think I read that on my facespace page too!

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Theophany posted:

Wow, so companies are going to pass their tax cuts on to their employees? Neat!

Some will, some won't. Just like it always goes.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i sure wish i didnt have to pay this mortgage and keep more of MY money

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

I;m thinking about thos Cuts

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP



NEXT!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Speed dating sure has changed.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Lmao Ram Dass

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Lmrdo

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