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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

Don't do squats :thunk:

same guy who says you aren't supposed to eat strawberries or whatever lol

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

Love your qb unconditionally in my opinion

Done

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

trade brady to the 49ers for jimmy g in the offseason

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol if the patriots fall apart because of the quack doctor

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FizFashizzle posted:

Don't do squats :thunk:

I'm reading that there's a rumor going around in Boston that that specific player is Gronk and Guerrero told him to not do squats to help protect his back

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm reading that there's a rumor going around in Boston that that specific player is Gronk and Guerrero told him to not do squats to help protect his back

that'd make a lot of sense since there's been serious friction between gronk and the patriots doctors for a while, with gronk's people thinking the patriot doctors try to rush him back before he's completely healed hurting his longevity

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm reading that there's a rumor going around in Boston that that specific player is Gronk and Guerrero told him to not do squats to help protect his back

Do front squats instead. Problem solved.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


FizFashizzle posted:

Don't do squats :thunk:

Maybe they have a limited supply of pants left and want to avoid rips

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Brady is going to look great in a Browns jersey.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Brady is going to look great in a Browns jersey.

we won't be greedy, they don't need to give up their #1 pick, just their #5 first round pick

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Brady is going to look great in a Browns jersey.

Wow, I bet you supported water boarding terrorists too

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

evilweasel posted:

we won't be greedy, they don't need to give up their #1 pick, just their #5 first round pick

#5 overall for 2-3 years of Tom Brady over 40? I’d do it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bigass Moth posted:

#5 overall for 2-3 years of Tom Brady over 40? I’d do it.

I would love that just to prove once and for all tom brady is the system qb we all suspect

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm reading that there's a rumor going around in Boston that that specific player is Gronk and Guerrero told him to not do squats to help protect his back

There are a million squat variations for all kinds of pathologies.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

I would love that just to prove once and for all tom brady is the system qb we all suspect

He'd still be better than Kizer though.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


evilweasel posted:

trade brady to the 49ers for jimmy g in the offseason

unironically this

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I can believe that, in the ocean of new age magic crystal loving bullshit Guerrero pushes, there is something worthwhile. Probably something superbly mundane you don't need to be a huckster cocksucker to suggest, like "Stretch and massage body parts you don't want to tear when you become an old gently caress. No, I mean do A LOT of that poo poo, not just the loving around everyone does before practice."

But mostly Brady is just a Favrian genetic mutant, only he chugs untraceable Brazilian PEDs organic free range biodynamic fair trade nanobubble nutritional supplements instead of Miller Lite and Vicodin like Favre did.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

There are a million squat variations for all kinds of pathologies.

Couldn't he just do leg presses if they're so freaked out over his back?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Couldn't he just do leg presses if they're so freaked out over his back?

<-- :v:

Serious answer is that leg presses aren't nearly as good as squats.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm considering adopting the "Jimmy G is overrated" posture right now because there's never been a better time to sell.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

<-- :v:

Serious answer is that leg presses aren't nearly as good as squats.

It's still better than focusing solely on ~pliability~ at the expense of all weight training.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lol at the idea of Jimmy G accomplishing more in his career then Brady will from age 40 on.

Also turns out having a quack doctor can work out alright as long as you're obscenely wealthy.

Just look at the president.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lmfao

https://twitter.com/RuiterWrongFAN/status/944255867645460480

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Hue, why?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I was about to post this. Hue is going to melt the gently caress down in Parmesan Basil fashion and maybe we'll get a new coach.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So does Hue want to get fired and is afraid that even going 0-16 won't be enough?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

wow so hue jackson is a piece of poo poo who would have thought

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Kalli posted:

Just look at the president.

:getout:

He’s an ugly sack of orange poo poo, please don’t tell anyone to do this. At least not without a :nms: tag.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Also pro read
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21830588/the-cleveland-browns-winless-far-season

Hue Jackson is loving broken and we're seeing the melt down in the open now.

quote:

Jackson has always considered himself a positive person, the right man for a job that has seen six coaches in 10 years. But when the Our Father ended and the players rose to their feet, Jackson could not get up. He looked as if he might cry. A couple of players walked over to him.

"All right, Coach," one of them said. "We got you."

They picked him up off the floor.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Also pro read
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21830588/the-cleveland-browns-winless-far-season

Hue Jackson is loving broken and we're seeing the melt down in the open now.

The Browns driving a coach to an actual mental breakdown seems right.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If the Browns win a game does Hue get a Gatorade bath?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If the Browns win a game does Hue get a Gatorade bath?

the 76 bucs and 08 lions pop open lovely beer

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




How far away from Favre's games started record would Brady be if he didnt miss the 08 season

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

How far away from Favre's games started record would Brady be if he didnt miss the 08 season

Brady would still be 2 full seasons behind Favre.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

How far away from Favre's games started record would Brady be if he didnt miss the 08 season

Favre has 297 (playoffs included). If Brady doesn't miss 2008, his streak would have ended at 269 games (238 regular, 31 playoff) when he was suspended for four games in 2016 for Ballghazi.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Rodgers is IR'd, there is no bomb threat in GB til next season...

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/944293146430763008

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Maybe someone had one too many cheese covered cheese curd buckets and exploded

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mr. Creosote is in Lambeau?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


eyewitnesses say a man offering a wafer thin mint was apprehended at the scene

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Do the Girl Scouts make Thick Mints for Wisconsin?

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