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Dusty Lens posted:the T posing model center right somehow looks even worse in motion. It's just being rotated. Amazing. Every time I see this thing I start laughing out loud.
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Blue On Blue posted:I love working on the sat before christmas After working for 24 hours the days before  .
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Arms_Akimbo posted:If you look at each person, none of the animations make any sense.
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Everyone in that picture looks like they asked santa for three feet of personal space and an excuse to go home early. I can't wait to get to know them.
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lol @ Sandi Mitra she's just loving rotating
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SelenicMartian posted:Why is there a gap in the table?
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Arms_Akimbo posted:If you look at each person, none of the animations make any sense. The woman next to Oldman is clearly dealing blackjack for some reason
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happyhippy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW1abDJyUBQ&t=532s happyhippy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW1abDJyUBQ&t=532s happyhippy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW1abDJyUBQ&t=532s
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Dusty Lens posted:the T posing model center right somehow looks even worse in motion. It's just being rotated. Amazing. Janet from Three's Company is regretting her decision to join Squadron 42. (For our U.K. viewers, Chrissy from Man About the House is regretting her decision to join Squadron 42.)
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Lol at the guy in grey's leg clipping through the bench. My god what did they do to his spine. What the hell is the redhead leaning on. Every frame of this image is a new nightmare.
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juggalo baby coffin posted:old gamers who dont remember what old games were actually like and dont play modern games all cheering over this thing that represents the worst excesses of gaming in all ways Press 'F' to bring up your inner thought dialogue and then use your slow as gently caress mouse cursor to select "pay respects", which will then breathlessly be read out loud. They can't help but make everything worse, even things that were already dumb.
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Scrolling through to find the post yelling about social justice is like playing bingo where the only square is a freebie. lol
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SelenicMartian posted:It's like the Police Squad intro. Police Squad/Doom 3/Silent Hill 1
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yep there it is Erenthal posted:but oh no,
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eonwe posted:seems bad quote your sources
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Here's some more Infinite Warfare screenshot porn I took the last time I burned through that game, on Ultra, just lol Crobberts      Yeah I might have to burn through this game again
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Dusty Lens posted:quote your sources Sauce your Kebab
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(With credit to Asp Explorer on Fdev.) Merry TOSmas! quote:End-User License Agreement Be careful Beet, if you stream 3.0 they might take Kayak to Space Court, and you to real court. Remember, this is something you must agree to if you download and sign up to 3.0. Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Dec 23, 2017 |
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6.Injunction. Because Company would be irreparably damaged if the terms of this Agreement were not specifically enforced, you agree that Company shall be entitled, without bond, other security or proof of damages, to appropriate equitable remedies with respect to breaches of this Agreement, in addition to such other remedies as Company may otherwise have under applicable laws.
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Drunk Theory posted:6.Injunction. Because Company would be irreparably damaged if the terms of this Agreement were not specifically enforced, you agree that Company shall be entitled, without bond, other security or proof of damages, to appropriate equitable remedies with respect to breaches of this Agreement, in addition to such other remedies as Company may otherwise have under applicable laws. Nasty. As our esteemed colleague here notes, this is basically an anti-streamer clause. Equitable remedies are a legal concept with a lot of history etc etc but basically they allow a court to impose remedies it considers "fair and just" rather than just those laid down by statute. This paragraph tries to automatically make a user agree that they are liable for equitable damages and remedies as well as contractual ones, which would include consequential losses, injunctions, and so on. To put that more simply, it means the user agrees to be subject to more penalties than merely those for breach of contract. Which would include injunctions to stop things not covered by the contract. (like, say, a pesky Twitch channel). So CIG could sue a backer with a current account who has signed up for these terms, file for an injunction to stop them uploading videos or posting or whatever, and then even try to claim damages based on their estimate of how much damage the streamer has done to their brand. They can then tell the court the defendant has already agreed to the TOS and this is just an action to enforce those terms, rather than get into the whole business of proving damage. Checkmate goonie. It's a nasty little line, and it speaks volumes that CIG would put this in. This is aimed squarely at people like PGabz and Beer and FTR, all of whom need an account to embarrass CIG and would therefore have to agree to these terms to continue making videos.
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Republicanus posted:http://massivelyop.com/2017/12/23/massively-ops-best-of-2017-awards-most-likely-to-flop/ 
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Dusty Lens posted:the T posing model center right somehow looks even worse in motion. It's just being rotated. Amazing. Chris: "Hey guys, I was thinking about the bathrooms. I'd like to have separate hot and cold water controls, and you have to get the water temperature right. Too hot and you'll burn yourself. Too cold and you won't kill the germs, and you will have an elevated chance of getting a space cold." Senior Designer: "Ehh, can we get people's stretchy t-pose arms to not slow-chop into Mark Hamill's quad first?"
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It's really cringeworthy how many times they repeat small variations on the "we are doing what's never been done" line in the office tour part of the stream. It's just a game. It's ok to have the BDSSE as a goal and a vision. It's ok to want to make a really good game - or wanting to raise the bar when it comes to story, cutscenes, cinematic feel, graphics, atmosphere, or some other actual aspect of games. But that's not what they're saying. It's nebulous things like "ambition", "scale" and "fidelity". As a gamer I never feel like they're trying to sell me on how great or unique this game will be to play. They are actually pretty vague on what the two games actually are. Instead, I feel like they are trying to sell me the grandeur of their vision, on how lofty their goals are and how this is being made by the best of the best, from developers to A-list actors. Where's the passion for the game? Perhaps this is why it appeals to people who aren't gamers. They're marketing the company and the process. Look at us! We're Mr. Meeseeks! If anyone can bring your personal fantasy of a game to life, it's us! I guess that's why there is so little game, despite all the money. Even with an engine not suited for this kind of game, even with poor architectural decisions, even with the challenge of building the game while backers are playing it, there should be more content, more mechanics, more stuff. Even after spending massive amounts of time and money on mocap, A-listers, etc. there should be more stuff. But I don't think they have anyone in charge who wants to make an actual game. Chris wants to make a movie, and obviously relies on his underlings to put some gamey bits between his scenes. I imagine him being bitter at giving his developers the second-biggest budget ever, an amazing story, A-list actors, loyal fans, everything developers could want! And then they deliver this travesty? Can't they see how they're repaying his generosity by making him the butt of jokes? Why can't they do proper graphics, proper animations, proper gamey bits? He's even personally making sure everything has the right fidelity. And still they fail! So there's noone making a game, just a legion of developers trying to avoid the wrath of Chris, who himself is furious that his grand vision is being ruined by incompetent production staff, while he and the marketing brass has to work so hard to keep the trust of (and continued funding from) backers. And by this point the only backers left who will continue to buy more stuff are those who aren't looking for a game, but a second life, a place to belong or a noble cause to support.
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is the gremlich american? im not trying to be a dick about americans or anything, but he should try talking to a european about how easy it is to mistake a french accent for a german one
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So I skipped through that gameplay video. Is there seriously a minute total of actual space combat in this loving 1hr long demo?
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juggalo baby coffin posted:is the gremlich american? im not trying to be a dick about americans or anything, but he should try talking to a european about how easy it is to mistake a french accent for a german one A French accent is self evident to even the least cultured, back water, American.
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juggalo baby coffin posted:is the gremlich american? im not trying to be a dick about americans or anything, but he should try talking to a european about how easy it is to mistake a french accent for a german one wait what? *in german accent
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juggalo baby coffin posted:whoever named this loving tank had a hell of a sense of humor. And may have been inspired by crunching on a vertical slice at the same time.
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Drunk Theory posted:6.Injunction. Because Company would be irreparably damaged if the terms of this Agreement were not specifically enforced, you agree that Company shall be entitled, without bond, other security or proof of damages, to appropriate equitable remedies with respect to breaches of this Agreement, in addition to such other remedies as Company may otherwise have under applicable laws. 
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Bolow posted:So I skipped through that gameplay video. Is there seriously a minute total of actual space combat in this loving 1hr long demo? Yes. I hope you were grateful that might Crobberts saw fit to allow you to interact with his vision, even for a minute.
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/944492181087191040 Can we stop gratifying these idiots with attention?
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XK posted:A French accent is self evident to even the least cultured, back water, American. Well, obviously not, because nekulturny backwater Gremlich can't detect it. "I was a linguist" = "I was a corporal who was taught a few simple phrases in the language of wherever I was being a shootyman" Also, Germans don't say "tahnk" because of the word "Panzer", they say it because "tɛɪŋk" contains two phonemes not present in most dialects of German. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Dec 23, 2017 |
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