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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

veni veni veni posted:

I still just think of them as the people that made Blood Omen, the most awesomely hosed up PSX game with amazing VA.

Vae victis!

(Speaking of Crystal Dynamics games, can we have a moment of silence for the great Tony Jay, who was taken from us too soon?)

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ein cooler Typ posted:

he probably got it in a 12-pack or something

I hardly ever see single cans for sale

lol at being so cool that you never enter gas stations or bodegas

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Powaqoatse posted:

lol at being so cool that you never enter gas stations or bodegas

:shrug: Gas stations and little corner shops no longer sell individual cans by me. It's all 20oz bottles or those 12oz mini-bottles.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



huh that is weird

i guess national differences, maybe bottle/can deposit related?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Yeah I never see single 12 oz cans outside of liquor stores, who probably do it cause it's cheap. poo poo I actually can't remember the last time I saw a can vending machine either .

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


I see can vending machines all the time, but only in grocery stores and they're stocked with that stores bargain brand. The name brand machines only have plastic bottles.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I see can vending machines all the time, but only in grocery stores and they're stocked with that stores bargain brand. The name brand machines only have plastic bottles.

I just had a thought, why don't bars just have beer vending machines lining the wall? That way you can get back to your game of pool/darts without waiting in line.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Then the bartenders wouldn't get tips, which would mean their employer would have to pay them more than $2 an hour or whatever.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Humphreys posted:

I just had a thought, why don't bars just have beer vending machines lining the wall? That way you can get back to your game of pool/darts without waiting in line.

Probably because vending machines can't card you.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Kurieg posted:

Probably because vending machines can't card you.

The guy at the front door can.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Kurieg posted:

Probably because vending machines can't card you.

This is why there are basically no cigarette vending machines anymore too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Humphreys posted:

I just had a thought, why don't bars just have beer vending machines lining the wall? That way you can get back to your game of pool/darts without waiting in line.

Well yea (at least in America) barkeeps (and most other service-personnel) are paid less than the legal minimum wage because it is assumed that they will supply the lovely wage with a decent amount of tips. Obvs this never happens irl.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-man-fighting-for-his-life-after-chasing-monkey-1.3734134

Monkey steals man's cap. Man does not appreciate that. Man chases monkey, falls off roof and is now paralyzed.

Man is from Florida.

so you get pleasure from this?

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

DiggityDoink posted:

This is why there are basically no cigarette vending machines anymore too.

Japan has had cigarette vending machines all over the place forever, and it was only recently that this came up. Instead of shutting them down they ran a national campaign to retrofit them with card scanners. For like the two months leading up to the deadline you couldn't turn around in a public space without someone handing you an application form for the Taspo, short for I poo poo you not, "Tobacco Passport." Now everyone over 20 (I think) has one, and if anything there are even more vending machines.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

so you get pleasure from this?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Hie thee hence, concern troll.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

lol at being so cool that you never enter gas stations or bodegas

Or cool little corner stores selling everything from groceries to clothing to cell phone accessories to dirt cheap smokes run by very nice Yemeni immigrants.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Humphreys posted:

I just had a thought, why don't bars just have beer vending machines lining the wall? That way you can get back to your game of pool/darts without waiting in line.

because canned grog tastes like liquid poo poo

exhibit a;

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
This is probably all in my head, but soda in plastic bottles tastes worse than soda in cans to me, particularly ginger ale and coke.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
We still have can machines here, but I'm in the south so that may have something to do with it.

Man I remember being a little kid and getting change from my dad and buying him cigs from the vending machine in the big store at the mall. I think it was Montgomery Ward or something like that. It was pretty awesome though, had a big spring pull thing.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Slugnoid posted:

because canned grog tastes like liquid poo poo

exhibit a;


For those times where you can't be bothered to mix them yourself. Like when you're driving....oh.

Seriously, what the gently caress?

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

hanales posted:

This is probably all in my head, but soda in plastic bottles tastes worse than soda in cans to me, particularly ginger ale and coke.

Sodas in cans, plastic and glass bottles do indeed taste slightly differently.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Slugnoid posted:

exhibit a;


Jesus, that's amazing. Brilliant marketing.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
while we're on the topic,





:boonie:

Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 06:59 on Dec 24, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Slugnoid posted:

while we're on the topic,




I live in Melbourne and I love this city but sometimes I wonder if it wasn't one huge mistake.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Slugnoid posted:

while we're on the topic,




That sounds delicious but that’s crazy expensive. Is that USD?

StarMinstrel posted:

Sodas in cans, plastic and glass bottles do indeed taste slightly differently.

Thank you for confirming I’m not crazy. My wife doesn’t drink soda and gives me poo poo about it so :unsmith:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

StarMinstrel posted:

Sodas in cans, plastic and glass bottles do indeed taste slightly differently.

It does. Every now and then I get a Mexican Coke. Real sugar AND in glass. Totally different experience.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Memento posted:

I live in Melbourne and I love this city but sometimes I wonder if it wasn't one huge mistake.

:same:

hanales posted:

That sounds delicious but that’s crazy expensive. Is that USD?

The schadenfreude is Australian booze prices.

Korgan has a new favorite as of 07:12 on Dec 24, 2017

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



hanales posted:

That sounds delicious but that’s crazy expensive. Is that USD?


Thank you for confirming I’m not crazy. My wife doesn’t drink soda and gives me poo poo about it so :unsmith:

You can taste the plastic sometimes and it's gross. Seems especially noticeable with Sprite.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Slugnoid posted:

because canned grog tastes like liquid poo poo

exhibit a;


It would probably taste a whole helluva lot better if it were actually whiskey mixed with cola rather than malt liquor with cola and Jack Daniels flavoring.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Korgan posted:

:same:


The schadenfreude is Australian booze prices.

I think there's extra taxes on pre-mixed stuff because they were super popular with underage drinkers, but you can still get drinkable wine for $6 a bottle in some places. Let alone the famed goon sack. If you want to get plastered on the cheap in Oz, which is basically our national pastime, there's plenty of ways.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Humphreys posted:

I just had a thought, why don't bars just have beer vending machines lining the wall? That way you can get back to your game of pool/darts without waiting in line.

beer drinkers have to pay a premium to have someone open their cans/pour a draft, to pay to have someone behind the bar who can mix liquor drinks

you can't use a vending machine to mix drinks because you have to legally charge for one quantity of liquor while secretly pouring a larger quantity

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



MisterOblivious posted:

It would probably taste a whole helluva lot better if it were actually whiskey mixed with cola rather than malt liquor with cola and Jack Daniels flavoring.

Where do you see that? It's actually labeled as Tennessee Whiskey. By Tennessee and US law it HAS to both be produced in Tennessee and required to be made with the Lincoln County Process. Substituting it with malt liquor, but labeling it as Tennessee Whiskey is a good way to get ATF and the state of Tennessee crawling up your rear end and get massive fines and the current stock destroyed.

I mean sure, it's 7% ABV, but that's for the entire mixture, not the whiskey by itself.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Eric Garland is throwing a hissy fit because I think he won the poo poo account tournament



https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/944817235197120513

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
Self-serve alcohol even in a properly enforced age-restricted environment would be a poo poo show waiting to happen, as far as liability is concerned. Any establishment that serves for consumption on premises has a human being doing the service for a reason. A fountain isn't going to cut someone off if they're too smashed. You'd have to have more security staff to keep an eye on people. I mean yeah, overconsumption happens all the time even with bartenders, but I think it'd happen a lot more without them.

e: How the hell did I manage to bring that topic back up even after already I posted about something else on this page? I'm an idiot...

Farmdizzle has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Dec 24, 2017

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Proteus Jones posted:

Where do you see that? It's actually labeled as Tennessee Whiskey. By Tennessee and US law it HAS to both be produced in Tennessee and required to be made with the Lincoln County Process. Substituting it with malt liquor, but labeling it as Tennessee Whiskey is a good way to get ATF and the state of Tennessee crawling up your rear end and get massive fines and the current stock destroyed.

I mean sure, it's 7% ABV, but that's for the entire mixture, not the whiskey by itself.

Lol at the idea of regulations in america and/or kansas

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Former DILF posted:

Lol at the idea of regulations in america and/or kansas

lol

Thanks for the hot take. Really helps move the conversation along.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


There's also state level weirdness like here in Iowa where people of any age can enter as long as it's a "taproom" and not a "bar" so just checking ID at the door wouldn't work there.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Proteus Jones posted:

lol

Thanks for the hot take. Really helps move the conversation along.

Jack Daniels cant keep getting away with this!

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