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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Dingleberry posted:

Is it just me or does it seem like being a 70’s NYPD cop was prolly way more interesting...







Probably way more lucrative too.

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SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Yeah. Watch a 70s NYPD and a 70s Kentucky coal miner compare jobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKiqNmE2Z0

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
Well duh. How many minorities is a coal miner 2 miles below the earth going to shake down?

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Dingleberry posted:

Is it just me or does it seem like being a 70’s NYPD cop was prolly way more interesting...



What's that on his belt, just viewer's right of the buckle?

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Syncopated posted:

What's that on his belt, just viewer's right of the buckle?

Looks like a small pair of binoculars.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

SimonCat posted:

Yeah. Watch a 70s NYPD and a 70s Kentucky coal miner compare jobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKiqNmE2Z0

how did you find this clip?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

shame on an IGA posted:

how did you find this clip?

I made it a while ago. It's from a documentary, Harlan County U.S.A.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Crakkerjakk posted:

Looks like a small pair of binoculars.

Ah right, thanks.

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.
8 years in this month

I should have been a fire fighter instead :v:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I’ve only got 17 years, 297 days 23 hours and 29 minutes till retirement

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I've got 13 more but Ted Cruz is gonna fire me 1st :(

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
y'all old fuckers

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Thesoldier posted:

8 years in this month

I should have been a fire fighter instead :v:

9.

Absolutely.

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

SAME SAME I CAME posted:

9.

Absolutely.

They greedy as gently caress in my county though

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Thesoldier posted:

They greedy as gently caress in my county though

Gotta pay me to sleep and work out for most of my 24 hour shift.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SAME SAME I CAME posted:

Gotta pay me to sleep and work out for most of my 24 hour shift.

Don’t forget chili and foosball tournaments

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

SAME SAME I CAME posted:

Gotta pay me to sleep and work out for most of my 24 hour shift.

Don’t you mean for your kelly day because staging for police is so mentally exhausting

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Is shooting rockets from your bicycle illegal? Asking for a friend...also this is awesome

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff8_1513367359

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

I hit 9 years earlier this year.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...8ff4_story.html

Name which poster you think this is.

JayKay fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Dec 19, 2017

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Me

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Knew it

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Lol he subscribes to the washpost

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

The Shep posted:

Lol he subscribes to the washpost

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS :colbert:.

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

JayKay posted:

Name which poster you think this is.
Im just waiting until someone digs up my reenactment pictures from over 15 years ago and I have to explain.

edit: Also gently caress that guy, I don't think he was a reenactor.

Thesoldier fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Dec 20, 2017

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Thesoldier posted:

Im just waiting until someone digs up my :airquote:reenactment:airquote: pictures from over 15 years ago and I have to explain.

edit: Also gently caress that guy, I don't think he was a reenactor.

Fixed that for ya

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

Kevin Spacey defense
It's ok!

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Good cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOd4DOBjFH8

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
https://i.imgur.com/nQaN63p.mp4

e: Holy cow have you guys seen the documentary seven five? It should be mandatory viewing for all police academies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TGnAWjedw

ONE oval office WOLF PACK should change his name to Mikey Dowd

uncle w benefits fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Dec 22, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Huh. OC spray isn't that bad. :supaburn:

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
It's worse than getting tased.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vahakyla posted:

It's worse than getting tased.

Yeah, I believe that. My department doesn't use tasers. I'll never know.

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, I believe that. My department doesn't use tasers. I'll never know.

Department can't afford it, or is it the whole people might/could die thing?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thesoldier posted:

Department can't afford it, or is it the whole people might/could die thing?

Two of our officers got in a fight with a dude 20 years ago, or something like that. A cop from another agency saw it, ran in to assist, tased the man, and he died in our custody due to someone else's taser. :doh: Guess who paid out in the lawsuit?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Chichevache posted:

Two of our officers got in a fight with a dude 20 years ago, or something like that. A cop from another agency saw it, ran in to assist, tased the man, and he died in our custody due to someone else's taser. :doh: Guess who paid out in the lawsuit?

Your pension plan.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

Grem posted:

Your pension plan.

Have you watched the video I linked? You can circumvent a retirement plan in a few years...

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I love the way Christmas brings people together.

Idiot bought a pistol as an Xmas gift to himself. Brought it to his girlfriend's parents' house (unbeknownst to them) and shot himself while he was trying to unload it. He then asked responding officers not to tell the homeowners what happened. For some reason, they don't trust him.

He's hospitalized, the homeowners are banning him from the house, and their daughter is furious because her boyfriend isn't welcome anymore. The idea that she or her parents might have been shot because of her boyfriend's idiocy doesn't seem to have crossed her mind.

I'm fairly sure this will turn into a domestic as soon as the last officer leaves the scene.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I still don't understand how people shoot themselves "unloading" a gun. That never requires manipulating the trigger or pointing the weapon at yourself. :wtc:

patb01
Jul 4, 2008
I just assumed "unloading" is just euphemism for "I was screwing around and shot myself like a dumbass."

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Same for cleaning.

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



That's the assumption I'm operating off of.

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