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Saoshyant posted:A leitmotif of identity and desperation. Brilliant. Smacks of Kerouac and Kierkegaard. Ahh, daytripper ad nauseum
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 09:38 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 13:48 |
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Why does Banner have a new haircut now that he's changed into the Hulk and back?
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 09:44 |
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Weekend / weekday artists struggling for control of their shared reality
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 11:20 |
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It's the greatest Marvel feud since Feige Vs Perlmutter.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 11:28 |
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if he knew peter was spiderman, banner would immediately start punching him in the head like everyone nsm teams up with does.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 11:49 |
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Mikl posted:Why does Banner have a new haircut now that he's changed into the Hulk and back? continuity is more a suggestion in nsm than a hard rule
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 13:06 |
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Just a shout out to whomever ensured the weekend artist drew Hulk hammer-throwing GROONNNK!
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 13:07 |
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Remind me again why the good doctor decided the Florida swamps were a good place to do laboratory work.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:08 |
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Like the Riddler leaving clues without realizing, Dr. Connors just naturally gravitates to whichever area has the highest density of gators
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:14 |
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Saoshyant posted:Remind me again why the good doctor decided the Florida swamps were a good place to do laboratory work. because his 'laboratory work' consists entirely of synthesizing exotic drugs for his own use.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:32 |
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The next strip is going to reveal that the tossed gator hit the boat and sunk it.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:46 |
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That would be amazing.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:47 |
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And then their only choice is to make Banner mad again, so the Hulk tosses Connors into town so he can get to a hospital.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 15:14 |
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Mover posted:Oh god imagine if they have to amputate his leg and the rest of the story is just doc becoming quadriplegic one limb at a time in a series of unfortunate accidents Next: The Legless Lizard! (They're actually a real thing and they're pretty neat!)
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 15:29 |
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We know what snakes are.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 15:40 |
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Samuringa posted:We know what snakes are. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 15:50 |
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Absolutely nobody would notice if I edited that Wiki page and changed the picture to a snake.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 18:15 |
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Yeah it makes me think one day a scientist forgot the word for snake and called a certain one a legless lizard and all the other scientists just went along with it.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 18:59 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Yeah it makes me think one day a scientist forgot the word for snake and called a certain one a legless lizard and all the other scientists just went along with it. Reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan joke about seahorses. "This male seahorse is having babies." "...the males have the babies."
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 19:05 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Yeah it makes me think one day a scientist forgot the word for snake and called a certain one a legless lizard and all the other scientists just went along with it. snakes and leg-less lizards are actually very noticeably different
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 19:24 |
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Easiest way to tell, legless lizards have eyelids and snakes don't. So if you're ever unsure if you're holding a snake or a legless lizard, just start poking it in the eye and see what it does.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 23:50 |
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This is the only course of action you should take if you see a snake or a legless lizard
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 00:13 |
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Samuringa posted:This is the only course of action you should take if you see a snake or a legless lizard
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 00:53 |
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Thats right just leave him confused in the swamp
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:00 |
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If only... there was some way to regenerate terrible body damage..... an experimental serum maybe
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:06 |
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if that gator hit his femoral then connors is a dead man anyway onto sabertooth!
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:12 |
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1) The artist didn't even try with the tear in Connors pants 2) You can actually see a little bit of Spider-man's costume on panel 2 since Peter's hands are busy, that has to be the most this comic ever cared about continuity
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:15 |
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Samuringa posted:1) The artist didn't even try with the tear in Connors pants At least the colorist didn't screw it up this time. "He's lost so much blood!" *points to a guy who's totally fine except his pants have been poorly patched*
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:17 |
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Are you all some sort of reptile racists?Samuringa posted:This is the only course of action you should take if you see a snake or a legless lizard Also that is a graboid tongue.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 01:19 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I'm a little confused here. I mean sure Banner may not retain Hulk memories, but do you mean "What just happened?" You're m8ssing memories, and youz're shirtless, you know goddamned well you were just the Hulk.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 02:01 |
Shaddak posted:I'm a little confused here. I mean sure Banner may not retain Hulk memories, but do you mean "What just happened?" You're m8ssing memories, and youz're shirtless, you know goddamned well you were just the Hulk. Maybe Bruce Banner is amnesiac.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 02:17 |
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Maybe web up his leg so he doesnt bleed more? And glue your shirt closed with web? God peter.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 02:27 |
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Wanna see Peter try to inconspicuously web Dr. Connors leg, like that shootout scene in John Wick 2.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 02:59 |
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Peter attempts to web the wound shut by keeping his hand down low around his hips. Behind him Bruce Banner's fearful voice float over the air: "P-peter...what is that white stuff falling on that man?"
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 03:41 |
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Shaddak posted:I'm a little confused here. I mean sure Banner may not retain Hulk memories, but do you mean "What just happened?" You're m8ssing memories, and youz're shirtless, you know goddamned well you were just the Hulk. yea I'm not sure why 'you Hulked' is breaking his brain so badly. "Hey dude famous for having a split personality, your other side was in control." "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! My whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Where aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam I?!"
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 05:38 |
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sexpig by night posted:yea I'm not sure why 'you Hulked' is breaking his brain so badly. It's Newspaper Bruce Banner. Duh.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 05:56 |
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Merry Christmas NSM. This year we spend it in a Florida swamp with Bruce Banner dazed from a blackout, Curt Connors bleeding out, and somewhere over Jersey a flying alligator has yet to touch ground. In hindsight I'm surprised we thought it could be anything different.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 13:40 |
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Mind the suspiciously Sabretooth-shaped bundle under the tree.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 13:44 |
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... if I’m a human lizard then I cant turn into the hulk!
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 02:02 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 13:48 |
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so he came looking for a dealer. for shame, dr. banner.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 02:22 |