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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Dead Reckoning posted:

Tell her to put it in the fridge.

definitely don't put it in the fridge

keep it moist and leave in in direct sunlight for a few weeks

then tell us the smell

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LingcodKilla posted:

Locally caught hard smoked coho salmon from my buddy.

My favorite cheap local suds.

Lovecraft is ok beer but awesome logo.

Genuine claws from my dinner and a boot camp hat.

Enjoy!

Oh I will.

Edit: A few days before mine's ready to go. This has been trickier than I expected.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Dec 23, 2017

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Sending my bomb out tomorrow. T minus...

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Godholio posted:

That's actually pretty cool.


This owns super hard.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I was a bit sad I didn't get an insulting note with my gift but that "apple flavored whiskey" turns out to have been plenty nasty on its own. Jesus Christ.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I was a bit sad I didn't get an insulting note with my gift but that "apple flavored whiskey" turns out to have been plenty nasty on its own. Jesus Christ.

Yea people out here love them some crown apple but gently caress flavored whisky is garbage.

Like, if you don’t like whisky then don’t drink it my dude

I brought a bottle of single barrel knob creek to a Christmas party Thursday and about died when I saw someone pour sprite into it :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Shot, over.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:


I brought a bottle of single barrel knob creek to a Christmas party Thursday and about died when I saw someone pour sprite into it :stare:

You shot them, right?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Dead Reckoning, looks like we got each other. Since I'm out of town but I know it's from you, you're in the same boat now. It's on the way, should arrive Tuesday. I'll PM the tracking number.

I hope your post office has a sense of humor because I decided to address it to Domingo Rodriguez.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

You shot them, right?

I went less lethal, and it turns out even the guy who mixes top shelf whisky was man enough to be pepper sprayed.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
God drat

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

and a whisper was heard upon the wind

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Oh?



A LOT of underwear!



Hidden in that pile of elegant materials ...



This looks fun. Especially the post it.

I had to take this back from my son who immediately grabbed it. He is now terrorizing his younger brothers using it as makeshift nunchucks. It's adorable. I showed him how to do it, but he just grabs the ball and puts it on top when I'm not looking. Best of the bunch.



The whole kit and caboodle, minus the toy.



That ginger beer looks amazing, I'm super stoked about that seasoning (I shouldn't worry about the 2014 expiry should I?) and the chips were awesome. I'm definitely reading that book but my favorite is that toy. My oldest is doing the kid equivalent of zoomies.

Thanks Santa!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
did that underwear come out of your santee's laundry bin?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Shot, over.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

my SS gift came yesterday! I'll post the neat gifts I got here soon.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If my Santa's gift isn't getting here until after Tuesday I'm not gonna be able to open it until mid-January. I'll be in SE Asia til mlk day.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

boop the snoot posted:

did that underwear come out of your santee's laundry bin?

I don’t know. Some of it has holes in the crotch so maybe.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
I'll fess up to put your family's mind to rest. All the clothes were washed before they went in the box.

I am so glad that your sons are enjoying the ball and cup toy.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Package delivered, according to FedEx...

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Heyyyy, guess what I didn't notice in the mail yesterday...

A well-cushioned package from Slim Pickens!

What could it be?!? Against my better instincts, I opened it up indoors.


Starting strong, I like it.


Hahaha wtf, somebody sells actual coins with the bitcoin logo on them? God bless capitalism.


:stare:


Just in time for my buddy's Xmas party tomorrow. Gonna get crunk with this, consider it a promise!

But, hmm. The host doesn't usually stock much liquor. Just beer. If only I had something to help with that...


Oh, cool, a large-caliber bullet. Sure brings back memories of-

Yessssss. Gonna be the coolest kid at the party, I'll tell you what.


Thanks, Slim! Gonna wear the pin, crush some beer and crown, and post insufferably about being a bitcoin entrepreneur!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mods please make this the GiP background image

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Is that a pipe?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Bottle opener

Glad you enjoy the gift!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
If you joined secret santa and haven't received a package or heard of one on the way, please PM me or post here (Santas don't reply, I'm just verifying stuff on my end).

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I haven't seen anything yet

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I haven't seen anything yet as well, but my stuff just got sent off yesterday and its christmas tomorrow so i'm sure it won't leave the facility until tuesday anyway.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Haven't received.
Have sent, package delivered? No post.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Nothing yet, and if it's not here by Tuesday I can't verify it arrived until mid January. That or a tweaker will steal it while I'm gone

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I haven’t received anything but I’m not home so idk yet, will check next week

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Time to finally post my SS gifts!

In true fashion, all packages received from unknown individuals get evaluated by the Shiba Bomb Squad. This one passed doggo security



I am truly worried about the other part of this gift....


Meat House kit!!!



Inside was not a meat kit, but some awesome gifts! A book about goons, some country music, a blender bottle and a holster for my new 5.7! Thank you!




The playlist has a message that I present to all of you:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
A serpa holster! You’ll shoot your thigh out kid 🎅🏾

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm loving pissed that hot dog homestead isn't a real thing now

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Homestead-Joke-Novelty-GIFT/dp/B01AH12HAM

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Zeris posted:

I'm loving pissed that hot dog homestead isn't a real thing now

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Homestead-Joke-Novelty-GIFT/dp/B01AH12HAM

It shouldn't be that hard to make our dreams come true.


https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Frozen-Oscar-Mayer-Wiener/dp/B00B42XRGC/ref=sr_1_3_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1514230015

https://www.amazon.com/LINCOLN-LOGS-Anniversary-Construction-Education/dp/B00RWNEN9W/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1514230119


You know what to do.

all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What's this? A box with a smaller box inside of it?
[timg]https://i.imgur.com/AiWpJSt.jpg[img]

But what could be inside the smaller box?
[timg]https://i.imgur.com/1BDPazT.jpg[img]

:getin:

Enjoy....I forgot the smartass card I had for it too with the name so my bad for that.

Merry Christmas

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Shim, did you not get a box? Shows delivered Saturday. I'm sorry it's not cow testicles :ohdear:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Just sent my gift out.

:getin:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Tried to send my gift out today but the thieving goons at USPS wanted SEVENTY FIVE American dollars to ship my gift to my santee's stupid little country because of the box I used. I'll have to repack and ship tomorrow.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I’m not saying my santee did this, but some guy just came to my door about a Craigslist ad.

I’m gonna leave it at that.

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