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Parasol Prophet posted:I have a perfect top bar for posting. 85% charge, no notifications, gloriously full wifi wedge. charge your phone
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does the phone battery complaining occur because goons don't go outside and thus their phones are constantly plugged in and 100% charged and they're horrified that people use them outside where they can't charge them?
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I too am completely bewildered as to the cacophony of CHAERGE UR PHON posts which seem to start with charge bars as "low" as 65%. Can anyone explain to me how you are SUPPOSED to use your phone in a way that keeps it fully charged always? I always let my phone go to 5-15% over a day and then charge it over night. If I REALLY have to use it a lot, I plug it in below 40% and when I have an opportunity. Sometimes things don't work out and I can't use my phone for an hour, whatever. Isn't it bad for the battery to be charging all the time? Isn't technology for most people's phones at the point where 20% charge means another 3h of texting, messaging etc. and 6h of standby? What are you DOING with your phone to get paranoid every time it dips close to 50%? I only ever have charge eaten noticeably if I play Pokemon Go for a solid hour or some game on a long train ride. So things that are decidedly non-essential. Or ARE they to the Sperglords complaining?
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Scathach posted:Click for What, you think Tuthmosis Sonofra (sarcophagus picture) isn't "hip" and "with it" and "jive" in his assessment of modern hair trends? E: lol he thinks he's humblebragging about getting the world's most bored handjob.
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Dec 26, 2017 13:29
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I try to hide jokes in my things, but my girlfriend asks me why I keep mailing "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MASTURBATING" to myself from her email.
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Dec 26, 2017 13:52
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Simply Simon posted:I too am completely bewildered as to the cacophony of CHAERGE UR PHON posts which seem to start with charge bars as "low" as 65%. Can anyone explain to me how you are SUPPOSED to use your phone in a way that keeps it fully charged always? Source your quotes
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Dec 26, 2017 15:14
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Eric has moved on to defending McCarthyism. The only problem with it was McCarthy himself! https://twitter.com/joshkuh44/status/945141840956735488
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Simply Simon posted:I too am completely bewildered as to the cacophony of CHAERGE UR PHON posts which seem to start with charge bars as "low" as 65%. Can anyone explain to me how you are SUPPOSED to use your phone in a way that keeps it fully charged always? yikes my phone doesn't normally drop below 50% because I work for a living
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Dec 26, 2017 15:25
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Get a load of Mister Electricitybags over here
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Dec 26, 2017 15:28
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hawowanlawow posted:yikes My phone drops below 50% normally because I work for a living. 
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hawowanlawow posted:my phone doesn't normally drop below 50% because I work for a living gently caress SNEEP posted:My phone drops below 50% normally because I work for a living. I keep my phone in a box, and never know if it is charged or uncharged.
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Dec 26, 2017 15:55
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porktree posted:I keep my phone in a box, and never know if it is charged or uncharged. Schroringers Phone
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Dec 26, 2017 15:59
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Some people say I'm an 👵🏻old soul👻 because I'm not constantly on my 📱phone. I guess I'm not your 👩🏻average girl😉. I don't care about makeup💋 or read 💪🏻📃thought catalog. I'm not interested in taking 💊 xanny bears🐻, having blue hair or "hanging" at the bowling alley🎳. So go ahead and build 🔧your perfect feminist ♀️utopia on 🖥tumblr, while I'm out here in the trenches 🚚 bringing intersectionality to ISIS. 🍻🌸 IOSM: bringing intersectionality to ISIS
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Dec 26, 2017 16:04
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Lol the screenshot isn't even mine, I got it from a Facebook group
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hawowanlawow posted:yikes That is valid I guess - I'm a Chemistry researcher so I only need my phone to not die of boredom while an experiment is running. But surely not everyone literally needs their phone always? Hell, couldn't you have it at 20% with one hour left on your workday and not have to worry? I chose this time to express my honest confusing because I've seen dozens of CHARG FON posts without a single goon expressing annoyance, as if everyone thought "thank this guy for saying it so I don't have to", as if a fully-charged phone is an obvious necessity and complaining about how low it's on a random screenshot is self-evident. Is this a meme? Am I out of touch? Am I also the only one who sincerely doesn't care about portrait mode videos as long as you can see everything necessary?
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Dec 26, 2017 16:06
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People say it because they think it's funny, much like every other thing that gets run into the ground
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Dec 26, 2017 16:09
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Lol if you don’t drain your battery to low levels because you don’t want battery memory effect just lol
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#notruelgbqt
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someone awful. posted:People say it because they think it's funny, much like every other thing that gets run into the ground every time I see a "charge ur fon" joke it's in much the same context as "is this loss" - it's dumb as poo poo but I'm pretty sure everyone knows that by now and just keeps doing it anyway
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Dec 26, 2017 17:23
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All y'all are talking dumb jokes way too seriously on this internet comedy forum.
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Dec 26, 2017 17:42
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I was under the impression that jokes usually are or at least seem intended to be funny so I always assumed people had to be dead serious. Excuse my bewilderment then.
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dialhforhero posted:Lol if you don’t drain your battery to low levels because you don’t want battery memory effect just lol I don't think that's a thing anymore with modern batteries.
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Dec 26, 2017 18:11
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ITs as much of a menace as screen burn in!
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oldpainless posted:ITs as much of a menace as screen burn in! oldburninless!
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Pretty tame by most standards but it bugged me enough to post it. He's single, ladies.
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Dec 26, 2017 18:20
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Lol at a man complaining about peepin titties on Facebook
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Ularg posted:I don't think that's a thing anymore with modern batteries. Yupp. Long ago batteries needed to be drained as much as possible or the space that wasn't used would crystallize and then not be usable at all. So if you charged your phone at about 30% every single day then after a year or so then "100%" would in fact be in the 31-100% of the original battery space. Powertools worked the same. Likewise draining a battery to absolute zero could cause a polarity shift and break it completely. This was pretty hard to do though because batteries always have some charge. It was more common if you for example drained a device to low and then left it unused for a few weeks. crime fighting hog posted:He's single, ladies. By divine decree, no doubt.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:oldburninless! More like oldpennywiseless.
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oldpainless posted:Lol at a man complaining about peepin titties on Facebook He's not even complaining about peeping them. He's complaining that he can't peep them and then tell the ladies what a good peep he had without them thinking he's a creep.
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i tried to read that return of the king article and i just couldnt do it. i got like 2 paragraphs in and just started sighing deeply and rolling my eyes and my fingers compulsizely mashed the back key. i couldnt stop it.
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crime fighting hog posted:Pretty tame by most standards but it bugged me enough to post it. "Men are pigs." -this guy Thanks for the confirmation, friendo. We've been saying that for years!
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please dont drag lowtax's hallowed pig brand into this thread. christ
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Simply Simon posted:Am I also the only one who sincerely doesn't care about portrait mode videos as long as you can see everything necessary? And that's were you lost me, absolutely unacceptable.
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Discharge your phones into my balls
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Smythe posted:ahahahahha At least his battery is fully charged.
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That's totally deliberate on that dude's part. It's an exhibitionism thing.
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"I was gonna buy them, but it looks like they make your dick tiny."
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