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Dec 26, 2017 16:30
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And on the third day, Jesus appeared as a Force ghost before the ewoks playing music on the helmets of the Romans
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Pence might be more dangerous than Trump because he would do largely the same poo poo but the media is desperate for a Republican to not be a burning tire fire and would immediately polish his image and largely ignore the effects of his policies as long as he kept his public statements to how much he loves his family. He's also the real deal culture warrior and would be a lot more personally invested in making sure his evil plans work than stupidly grandstanding and self sabotage. The only benefit is he PROBABLY would not be starting a nuclear war with Korea over hurt feelings.
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Tenebrais posted:And on the third day, Jesus appeared as a Force ghost before the ewoks playing music on the helmets of the Romans Desert wizard with seemingly magical powers pursued by an empire, I can see it.
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Dec 26, 2017 16:42
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Radish posted:The only benefit is he PROBABLY would not be starting a nuclear war with Korea over hurt feelings.
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Dec 26, 2017 16:44
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Holy poo poo, lifetime republican voters would probably be fine with republican policies? This thread has the absolute sickest burns.
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Dec 26, 2017 16:45
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Johnny Walker posted:That's kind of a big thing. The GOP seems to have been taken over by people trying to force Armageddon so they can be raptured into heaven so I think it's still up in the air how much more likely Trump is to start lobbing nukes carelessly than the rest of his party..
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Dec 26, 2017 16:48
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Tenebrais posted:And on the third day, Jesus appeared as a Force ghost before the ewoks playing music on the helmets of the Romans He would later be replaced with Hayden Christensen.
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Dec 26, 2017 17:07
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Haha, inadvertently throwing Christianity under the bus. My beliefs and faith are so holy and sacred, here's how they are just like some bad scify movie.
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Dec 26, 2017 17:12
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I know every story rips off the story of Jesus via the monomyth structure, but that's a little excessive, don't you think, Ramirez?
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Dec 26, 2017 18:01
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Alhazred posted:Pence would gently caress over everyone that isn't white, male, straight and rich. As opposed to Trump, the champion of non-white, non-straight, poor women. Pence called the Muslim ban "UnAmerican." Pence does not excite white nationalists. Pence does not threaten invasion of our allies. Pence does not listen to infowars and consider them credible. Pence does not show any authoritarian tendencies. Pence does not have a cult of personality that allows him to get away with things other politicians can't. Pence said the booing he received at Hamilton was "what democracy sounds like." Pence calls Russia a hostile state. Pence does not have narcissistic personality disorder. Pence does not call to undermine our democratic norms. Pence would not have his name shouted at minorities as a threat. Pence would not say there were very fine people on both sides. Pence would concede defeat when he loses an election. Pence would be a lovely Republican in the way Republicans have been lovely for a long time. Trump is so much worse than that for so many reasons, and I hate with a passion this "yeah but Pence would be just as bad" because it's just wrong.
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Dec 26, 2017 18:02
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SOME GIZMO
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When will women who gave birth 10 minutes ago learn to treasure their children instead of gizmoing? E: I think the Ramirez is cute.
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  Kirschen posted:#Santa will have it easy this year in the Middle East, with growing persecution forcing Christians to flee the Middle East. The only country with a growing Christian community , that enjoys religious freedom is Israel  Stiglich posted:From the City of Brotherly Love. e: oops one was posted already. Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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Dec 26, 2017 18:28
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MelvinBison posted:Who the hell's talking? The baby Jesus.
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Ahahahahaha holy gently caress
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quote:Pence would be a lovely Republican in the way Republicans have been lovely for a long time. Trump is so much worse than that for so many reasons, and I hate with a passion this "yeah but Pence would be just as bad" because it's just wrong.
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Dec 26, 2017 19:32
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Yeah, the right would get rid of Trump in a New York minute if they didn't think it'd cause all the #MAGA worshipers to turn on them. Unfortunately for them, Trump has been good at, if nothing else, building a cult of personality.
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ryonguy posted:Pence is a republican. He's a warmongering, rightwing zealot, who "stands by the president" in regards to Charlottesville, only criticizes Russia when they aren't funding the election, and would make every attempt to shove his religious ideological beliefs into law. Trump is merely the mouthpiece of republican thought for the last 30 years finally in a position to do all the evil they've had planned all along. Pence is absolutely no different than Trump in any meaningful way, and in some cases, especially in regards to his Christian Dominionist theology, he is worse. The "Trump is just so... gauche, at least Pence is dignified," hand-wringing on the left is just as stupid as it is on the right. Exactly, Pence is only dignified and respectful if the status quo pre-Trump was already great for you.
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ryonguy posted:Pence is a republican. He's a warmongering, rightwing zealot, who "stands by the president" in regards to Charlottesville, only criticizes Russia when they aren't funding the election, and would make every attempt to shove his religious ideological beliefs into law. Trump is merely the mouthpiece of republican thought for the last 30 years finally in a position to do all the evil they've had planned all along. Pence is absolutely no different than Trump in any meaningful way, and in some cases, especially in regards to his Christian Dominionist theology, he is worse. The "Trump is just so... gauche, at least Pence is dignified," hand-wringing on the left is just as stupid as it is on the right. Nnnnnooo. You misunderstand. The "Trump is just so... gauche, at least Pence is dignified," is NOT "hand wringing" on the Left, it is being very much aware that half the resistance to Trump is that he's so gauche that he's almost impossible to normalize by a media system DESPERATE to normalize him. At all times the Media is waiting, hungering, licking it's chops to say "THIS IS WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT!!" to the point that they've done so multiple times already. And will continue to do so right up until he...well they will forever. After he dies there will be a ton of "the Trump you DIDN'T KNOW!!" article written about all the times he DIDN'T kick a black man in the balls. Pence would be worse than Trump because we know that the Media will, instantly, settle back into "business as usual" and the resistance to the same exact plans, the same exact purpose, and the same exact actions will be sliced in half. That being said I STILL WANT PEOPLE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. I still want Trump in prison for the Russia stuff, I still want these people to answer for their crimes because I don't want to live in a world where people just get away with blatantly breaking the law in full view of everyone just because they can. Even though I do. All the time. And will continue to.
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Glazier posted:Exactly, Pence is only dignified and respectful if the status quo pre-Trump was already great for you. Yep, there is no meaningful difference between Trump and the Republican party except for tone, and that's only if you are ignoring the likes of Steve King and the entirely of right wing media.
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Cpt.Americant posted:As opposed to Trump, the champion of non-white, non-straight, poor women. Pence is an actual monster who has caused some real damage to people (his shutting down a Planned Parenthood caused a HIV-epidemic for example) but I guess that's okay as long as he keeps the political discourse civil.
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Maybe I just wanna see Trump get impeached and maybe cry on television, is that enough for you assholes.
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Cat Mattress posted:https://imeu.org/article/discrimination-hate-crimes-against-christian-palestinians-in-the-holy-land Electric Phantasm posted:Why is he using four panels like this? TheBigAristotle posted:Besat wishes
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Duke Igthorn posted:Nnnnnooo. You misunderstand. The "Trump is just so... gauche, at least Pence is dignified," is NOT "hand wringing" on the Left, it is being very much aware that half the resistance to Trump is that he's so gauche that he's almost impossible to normalize by a media system DESPERATE to normalize him. At all times the Media is waiting, hungering, licking it's chops to say "THIS IS WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT!!" to the point that they've done so multiple times already. And will continue to do so right up until he...well they will forever. After he dies there will be a ton of "the Trump you DIDN'T KNOW!!" article written about all the times he DIDN'T kick a black man in the balls. Pence would be worse than Trump because we know that the Media will, instantly, settle back into "business as usual" and the resistance to the same exact plans, the same exact purpose, and the same exact actions will be sliced in half. Every personality at every major news company, Fox News excluded, would jizz their pants at president Pence. They could finally go back to horserace and process coverage and be "objective", no more having to call the President a liar, no more covering Tweets, the President will come back to the WH Correspondent's dinner, and they can even go have cocktail parties with the Republican friends again!
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Glazier posted:Every personality at every major news company, Fox News excluded, would jizz their pants at president Pence. They could finally go back to horserace and process coverage and be "objective", no more having to call the President a liar, no more covering Tweets, the President will come back to the WH Correspondent's dinner, and they can even go have cocktail parties with the Republican friends again! Yeah this is 100% accurate. You'd have whoever the hell replaces Matt Lauer asking very serious questions about Pence's latest "Illegalize the gays" initiative and how we need to have an open mind about it since of course there's two sides to everything. "Pence is so polite about it while the opponents are certainly angry and irrational" of course says the NYT Op-ed. Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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Trogdos! posted:
Where's the University of Pennsylvania logo?
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Alhazred posted:Pence is an actual monster who has caused some real damage to people (his shutting down a Planned Parenthood caused a HIV-epidemic for example) but I guess that's okay as long as he keeps the political discourse civil. So if you're not actually going to read what I wrote why quote it? I didn't say Pence isn't a monster, I literally call him lovely. I say nothing about "civil" discourse. But sure, I don't prefer Pence for any of the long list of reasons I listed out, it's just because he's soft spoken. That must be it. It has nothing to do with Trump's authoritarian instincts, or his cult of personality, or how he validates the previously fringe voices, it's just that he's a big old meany.
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