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I thought he was supposed to play for Birmingham or Sunderland last season but he somehow got a UEFA ban for firing his agent?
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 21:11 |
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brocked posted:I thought he was supposed to play for Birmingham or Sunderland last season but he somehow got a UEFA ban for firing his agent? Yeah it was Sunderland. He got a bonus for some reason and was supposed to give his agent like a £1m cut of it. He claimed he had fired his agent before all of this would have happened, but it didn’t quite work out for him.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 21:55 |
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Tsaedje posted:Hands on the floor, Eboue's poor lmao
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 09:01 |
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Jose Mourinho posted:After the Burnley draw, the Portuguese bemoaned City's spending power, having signed full-backs Kyle Walker and Benjamin Mendy for £102million. Yeah that's definitely the reason you're drawing with Burnley and Leicester and losing against Bristol. E: OK transfers obviously play a role. United have bought poo poo for years now, and Mourinho himself has been guilty of that as well. The team still needs massive overhauls despite the millions upon millions spent, but come on Jose. Spending isn't even remotely the biggest problem right now. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 26, 2017 |
# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:55 |
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how can we compete with a club that has uhhhh kyle walker
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:56 |
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He's in full meltdown mode. It's everyone's fault except his.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 20:00 |
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Like I said before, mourinho is a sour friendless piece of human garbage.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 20:34 |
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Mourinho is a piece of poo poo lmao gently caress Utd
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 20:41 |
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He's right in that top tier teams have to spend ridiculous money on mediocre players, but that's all he's right about. I think it's time to replace Jose with SAF's statue. The end result will be about the same.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:07 |
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I'm thrilled that my least favourite manager is having a miserable time at my least favourite club
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:08 |
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Chiming in from my holiday sabbatical to say lol gently caress off Mourinho
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:10 |
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I feel sorry for Mourinho tbh, the fans unrealistic expectations must weigh heavy upon his mighty shoulders.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:17 |
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Hope Jose and pogba get hit by a bus. A Christmas miracle!
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:35 |
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£175m on just two players, but it's not fair that other clubs bought good players instead
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 21:36 |
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i like how Pogba had ‘become captain’ put into his contract that’s gonna help morale when you have Jose glowering at people all the time
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 22:10 |
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i, forums poster eau de macgowan, would be loving jose mourinho's early meltdown if it didn't mean he'll be gone by february. i want him at united forever
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 00:30 |
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Bape Culture posted:Hope Jose and pogba get hit by a bus. A Christmas miracle! A parked bus really would make it a miracle
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:09 |
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mackintosh posted:He's right in that top tier teams have to spend ridiculous money on mediocre players, but that's all he's right about. I think it's time to replace Jose with SAF's statue. The end result will be about the same. It's a bit weird on people (not fans because they're invariably idiots) to talk about utds expenditure while ignoring that the team ahead of them spent 150% of that. also city and psg don't count as anything other than PR for lovely royal families
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:32 |
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Right, now widen that net to include 15/16. Oh. Ohhhh.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:36 |
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it's 134%
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:38 |
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Anime_Ladies.html posted:It's a bit weird on people (not fans because they're invariably idiots) to talk about utds expenditure while ignoring that the team ahead of them spent 150% of that. Now do the expenditure of the five teams that finished above them last season.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:39 |
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The press are turning on Jose already, as evidenced by him being heavily misquoted following the Bristol match. He was in full magnanimous mode following that but the press managed to misquote him into being a sore loser. He's a twat, is and always will be a twat, but the press are having a field day with him at the moment. In any other season, this United side would be cruising top of the table, I think he's finding it really hard to deal with Pep hitting peak Pep in Jose's special "second season".
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:39 |
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Anime_Ladies.html posted:It's a bit weird on people (not fans because they're invariably idiots) to talk about utds expenditure while ignoring that the team ahead of them spent 150% of that. The problem with this argument is that the last three clubs they've come up against are 16th (Leicester), 52nd (Burnley), and 100 (Bristol City) and they've managed to get two draws and knocked out of a cup from that. Doesn't really matter what City/PSG have spent when they perform poorly against the clubs that they've outspent by up to 1250%.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:40 |
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hadji murad posted:Now do the expenditure of the five teams that finished above them last season. why would i do that
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:40 |
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pik_d posted:The problem with this argument is that the last three clubs they've come up against are 16th (Leicester), 52nd (Burnley), and 100 (Bristol City) and they've managed to get two draws and knocked out of a cup from that. Doesn't really matter what City/PSG have spent when they perform poorly against the clubs that they've outspent by up to 1250%. thats about a bad response to my point as anyone could have made. bad results are bad results.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:42 |
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Sub human scum IMO (“José”, that is).
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:44 |
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Anime_Ladies.html posted:thats about a bad response to my point as anyone could have made. bad results are bad results. Why are you bringing up City's expenditure when talking about United's bad results then? Have I misunderstood your point?
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:45 |
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sacking Guidolin was so dumb. Bob Bradley lmfao
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:46 |
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pik_d posted:Why are you bringing up City's expenditure when talking about United's bad results then? Have I misunderstood your point? you're not arguing in good faith because you know exactly what i was saying
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:47 |
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pik_d posted:The problem with this argument is that the last three clubs they've come up against are 16th (Leicester), 52nd (Burnley), and 100 (Bristol City) and they've managed to get two draws and knocked out of a cup from that. Doesn't really matter what City/PSG have spent when they perform poorly against the clubs that they've outspent by up to 1250%. This said, Burnley also have other impressive scalps away from home this season, Leicester are a good side at home and anything can happen in a cup match. Bristol played really, really well, to just say United were poo poo does them a disservice. Perspective matters, sure you can claim poor defending for Burnley's first, but there's nothing you can do about a loving peach of a free kick that no keeper in the world is keeping out. There are obvious problems in this United team and cracks are showing with Mourinho as I genuinely don't think he expected City to hit the level they have nor do I think he knows how to bring United on another level to compete with that. I think this squad is Jose's best dice throw and the shock is showing through the team at the moment. Earlier in the season, the draws from last season were wins, they're back again now as 2 points lost and the pressure of getting through Christmas unscathed has cracked the team. 2 points from 6 against Burnley and Leicester is a disappointing Christmas for a team that should have been mounting a title challenge.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:47 |
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Reprisal posted:sacking Guidolin was so dumb. Bob Bradley lmfao Could've been worse. Jenkins wanted Giggs.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:51 |
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Ninpo posted:The press are turning on Jose already, as evidenced by him being heavily misquoted following the Bristol match. He was in full magnanimous mode following that but the press managed to misquote him into being a sore loser. Who would they be cruising against? One point above Chelsea, City would be around there generally, and Tottenham, Arsenal and some other team, oh right, Burnley are keeping up pressure.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 01:58 |
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Anime_Ladies.html posted:you're not arguing in good faith because you know exactly what i was saying Not really, it looks like you're inexplicably crying about the press being anti-United (they aren't) because they ignore that City has spent more (they don't). Kyle Walker for £50 M was brought up a lot until City started steamrolling or otherwise winning every game. If they started losing it would be brought up a lot more, I promise you. The press love to go on about how much City have spent when they get the chance. Right now the results are keeping that quiet. Ninpo posted:I genuinely don't think he expected City to hit the level they have nor do I think he knows how to bring United on another level to compete with that. To be fair I don't think anyone expected this. It's literally breaking all the records.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 02:08 |
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José is only great when he is winning things and being a total rear end in a top hat. I’m afraid he won’t reach those heights with United.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 02:43 |
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It’s a bad run and United will be fine. We wouldn’t be talking about this if City wasn’t insanely good. This all still boils down to Jose for driving De Bruyne out of Chelsea like an idiot
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 04:26 |
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Jose would probably be steam-rolling everyone if the club had spent the 8 years prior to him arriving buying every player and staff member he wanted instead of trying to accommodate the current manager.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 05:17 |
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Mourinho and United were made for each other so I hope he stays forever
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 06:26 |
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Ninpo posted:The press are turning on Jose already, as evidenced by him being heavily misquoted following the Bristol match. He was in full magnanimous mode following that but the press managed to misquote him into being a sore loser. Jose is turning against Jose.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:23 |
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Vegetable posted:It’s a bad run and United will be fine. We wouldn’t be talking about this if City wasn’t insanely good. De Bruyne never would have succeeded at Chelsea. e: if he had stayed a million years
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 07:27 |
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City also get a bit of a pass because they play nice football, they play nicely with the press and still have a comedy defensive howler in them to humanise them a bit.
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