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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ka0 posted:

I'm willing to bet any money the disney committee will double down on OT material for episode IX after all the "backlash" TLJ has gotten.

I mentioned in another thread that I'm actually curious now whether the Han Solo movie could conceivably do better than everyone up to allegedly Disney itself expect (disclaimer: it almost certianly won't) because fans will embrace it as this unambiguous lifeline to the original trilogy.

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ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Although he looked good in the prequels (and I think changing him from a puppet to CG in the Phantom Menace blu-ray was a good idea), I feel like CG Yoda would've looked out of place if he'd been used.

I believe he is CG here, just CG of a puppet.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Ka0 posted:

I'm willing to bet any money the disney committee will double down on OT material for episode IX after all the "backlash" TLJ has gotten.

They don’t really have the material to do a RotJ rehash though, unless they’re shameless enough to do a 4th Death Star and a 3rd throne room ripoff

The next one has to be fairly original because the resistance is even worse off at the end of TLJ than the rebels ever were

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Zoran posted:

As if Disney would bother to make a major character an alien

well he'll probably get choked to death so

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Waffles Inc. posted:

They don’t really have the material to do a RotJ rehash though, unless they’re shameless enough to do a 4th Death Star and a 3rd throne room ripoff

The next one has to be fairly original because the resistance is even worse off at the end of TLJ than the rebels ever were

No doubt it will pick up after a time skip and the opening crawl will be something like "Inspired by the sacrifice of LUKE SKYWALKER, the galaxy has erupted in a new REBELLION against the dreaded FIRST ORDER. Thousands have joined with the brave RESISTANCE, now led by POE DAMERON, in the fight to restore peace and justice to the galaxy." and the Resistance will be a full army again or something.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Waffles Inc. posted:

They don’t really have the material to do a RotJ rehash though, unless they’re shameless enough to do a 4th Death Star and a 3rd throne room ripoff

The next one has to be fairly original because the resistance is even worse off at the end of TLJ than the rebels ever were

The go to move here is to loop back around and rip-off the prequels

Episode IX: pod racing, robot army and YES, Porg Porg Binks!

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
"did you ever hear about the tragedy of snoke the wise?"
"well yeah that was two weeks ago"
"um"

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

It's too bad kyle ben will be killed, he's one of the few things the sequels have going for them at this point. I could watch that weird face man throw fuckerly trantrums all day

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
"It's over Kylo Ren! I have the high ground!"

Kylo Ren jumps off the shielded droid on Bustobar, as Rey slices him to pieces. Kylo Ren greatly regrets killing Snoke as he burns alive, a screaming agonizing death. "Waaaait a minute.... I killed my evil master like Grandpa, how did this backfire?!"


Darth Vader's betrayal of the Emperor was well known, however the stormtrooper ambulance driven by the Emperor was never passed on in sith legend... a dire lesson to us all.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Her home planet doesn't exist anymore. :ssh:

"polis massa", whatever that is, is still there and that's where she was born

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
Why did the FO give BDTs character all that money?

I mean I know the reason is he gave them the way to see the 'cloaked ships', but he was caught sneaking on a Star Destroyer to sabotage it. His bargining position is highly dubious. At best I would think the space Nazi's would let him go with his life, not give him loads of cash that they apparently have.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

MixMastaTJ posted:

What exactly is the resistance's goal? I assumed their best case was to depose Snoke and somehow seize control of the First Order. You know, like how revolutions do? So Rey managed to convince Kylo Ren into rejoining the good side and they brought down Snoke.

What the hell did she WANT to happen? Did she just want to run out, blasters blazing, steal a ship then do it again next week once they've organized a new emperor? Like, how is it turning evil for Kylo Ren to recognize the power vacuum they just created and take advantage of his legitimacy to rule?

What better possible arrangement could Rey have for restoring the Jedi Order than being handed the right hand position to the rightful emperor, who has already proven his sympathy to her?

That's weird when you think about the story as a story.

It's not weird at all when you think about the story as Disney's Star Wars, which must perpetually be reset to the status quo as of 1977.

Lucas should never have sold the franchise.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

On second viewing one of the things that I thought was deeply sad was how Leia—hero we all know and love—has, for offscreen reasons apparently become such a lost cause that asking people for help using her own personal like, phone number got a bunch of no responses

It’s just a bummer to see her like that :smith:

Waffles Inc. fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Dec 27, 2017

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Waffles Inc. posted:

On second viewing one of the things that I thought was deeply sad was how Leia—hero we all know and love—has, for offscreen reasons apparently become such a lost cause that asking people for help using her own personal like, phone number got a bunch of no responses

It’s just a bummer to see her like that :smith:

It’s great.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


mastershakeman posted:

"polis massa", whatever that is, is still there and that's where she was born

They literally call Alderaan her home planet in ANH.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

CelticPredator posted:

It’s great.

Okay.

Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The Resistance wasn't a revolution; up until part way through TFA they were a paramilitary organisation loosely associated with the legitimate government of the galaxy (the Republic). After that they were just trying to not die.

This is my read, too, but I’m super confused about the status of the Republic. Did it just cease to exist once Starkiller base was used? Does it not have it’s own military with a vested interest in fighting the FO?

The whole context for this trilogy seems very...insubstantial.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Total Meatlove posted:

The bombing of Dresden was a crime against humanity though?

Great post/avatar combo.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Shitshow posted:

This is my read, too, but I’m super confused about the status of the Republic. Did it just cease to exist once Starkiller base was used? Does it not have it’s own military with a vested interest in fighting the FO?

The whole context for this trilogy seems very...insubstantial.

Apparently that was enough? According to the scrawl “the first order reigns” so I think Johnson figured the FO did the equivelant of nuking DC, NYC, Chicago, LA, Dallas and Seattle (along with entire navy) and are just mopping up

And it’s...fine I guess. There will be roughly ten shitzillion movies and probably a Rebels style cartoon that take place in the 30 year gap between Jedi and TFA

As far as TLJ is concerned, the FO is the empire with Vader living through his coup and the resistance is the Rebellion but...less. That’s all we need to know

BriteNite
Feb 28, 2004

Waffles Inc. posted:

My wife and I saw TLJ again today and the whole cloaking thing is handled very weirdly. The first mention of cloaking comes from Del Toro when he’s clicking away on a keypad entering Snoke’s ship, he says “now we’ll be off their scopes”, then when the rebel transports are taking off you hear someone say almost the exact same line as BDT. Then when Poe wakes up, what Leia explains isn’t anything to do with a cloaking device, it’s “they’re not monitoring for small ships”. Furthermore, what Del Toro overhears Poe say isn’t anything to do with a cloak, it’s that the rebels are loading transports. Period.

So the info BDT gave to the empire is that the rebels were launching transports, and that’s it. As far as Leia explains to Poe, Holdo’s plan was...I guess the recognition that the empire wasn’t on the lookout for transport vessels? Which is extraordinarily odd because the same transports appear on the little computer screens on Hux’s ship every time we see one of the rebel ships lose their fuel and die. They’re also clearly visible out in space from the bridge. Like, in the shots.


And because Poe didn’t have the info about the cloaking at the time he leaked it to BDT, I’m not sure it’s possible for him to know at the end of the movie that he was directly responsible for the death of 90% of the resistance.

Finn and Rose know BDT sold them out and they were within earshot when the FO mentioned a decloaking scan, but they were on Snoke’s ship for the entire time the transports were being destroyed. So it’s not immediately clear if they understand the magnitude of their failure.

That means that nobody but the audience really has the whole picture. In a movie about learning from failure, it seems odd to me that the characters are prevented from being able to understand their mistakes.

Having your protagonists being directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds or thousands of their comrades is a bitter enough pill for me to swallow, but denying them understanding makes the whole thing seem pointless.

MixMastaTJ
Dec 14, 2017

Arglebargle III posted:

That's weird when you think about the story as a story.

It's not weird at all when you think about the story as Disney's Star Wars, which must perpetually be reset to the status quo as of 1977.

Lucas should never have sold the franchise.

Well, yeah. In fact, I'm pretty sure Johnson set up that scene SO they could team up. But then the next movie couln't have the familiar, safe Rey vs Ren narrative.

I guess I'm just lamenting how great a reverse New Hope would be where a misguided resistance has it's hope reignited by Rose and we watch from the perspective of Rey and Kylo trying to restore balance to the galaxy.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I feel like there's been massive budget cuts, war fatigue, and severe economic depression in the star wars galaxy after the OT. Starkiller base aside the First Order has like 1/10th what the empire had, ditto the rebellion. Probably one of whatever they call the new Star Destroyer shows up at your planet and you change your flags and learn the new tax code then they go off to "conquer" another world

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

They literally call Alderaan her home planet in ANH.

they also say she's organa's daughter, which she isn't. so what

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

mastershakeman posted:

they also say she's organa's daughter, which she isn't. so what

Adoption is a thing.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

MixMastaTJ posted:

What exactly is the resistance's goal? I assumed their best case was to depose Snoke and somehow seize control of the First Order. You know, like how revolutions do? So Rey managed to convince Kylo Ren into rejoining the good side and they brought down Snoke.

What the hell did she WANT to happen? Did she just want to run out, blasters blazing, steal a ship then do it again next week once they've organized a new emperor? Like, how is it turning evil for Kylo Ren to recognize the power vacuum they just created and take advantage of his legitimacy to rule?

What better possible arrangement could Rey have for restoring the Jedi Order than being handed the right hand position to the rightful emperor, who has already proven his sympathy to her?

to restore the aristocracy , third time's the charm

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

mastershakeman posted:

they also say she's organa's daughter, which she isn't. so what

She is. Their bloodlines are not a blessing to Luke and Leia, but their adoptive families are.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUYJEwI82WQ

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

CelticPredator posted:

It’s great.

Please explain?

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Arglebargle III posted:

Please explain?

It's great because this movie is not about simply restoring things to the status quo re: George Lucas 1977

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Arglebargle III posted:

Please explain?

FWIW my opinion on it is just that it’s sad, not that it makes the movie bad or good, just that it makes me sad

I think on the whole i’dve liked to have the character that we all grew up loving (and that kids like my niece currently love) not ending her movie appearances in an almost existential disgrace

Leia, a woman whose live saw the destruction of the old republic senate followed by a brief whif of success followed by her lover leaving her, son turning to the dark side and murdering his father and becoming everything she feared, beloved brother abandoning the cause and second rebellion failing utterly with her name carrying no meaning at all at the end

It’s heartbreaking imo

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

Whatever.

No Mods No Masters posted:

It's too bad kyle ben will be killed, he's one of the few things the sequels have going for them at this point. I could watch that weird face man throw fuckerly trantrums all day

I'm wondering if they might subvert expectations and have him be defeated and live. He'll abandon his path and go live in exile on Ahch-to. You then close out the trilogy with him in meditation on the rock Luke died on. The movies ends with Rey leaving him behind as Ghost Luke stands over him in love this time. That ties together several threads and allows a repentant Ben to come back in another trilogy. You can then play with "How do you deal with a Force user who came back from the dark side?" Which is new material to mine for another trilogy, akin to what they would have done with Vader if he had lived and not died. "Execute him!" is the obvious answer, but I think there's other paths which could be explored in the series.

Waffles Inc. posted:

Leia, a woman whose live saw the destruction of the old republic senate followed by a brief whif of success followed by her lover leaving her, son turning to the dark side and murdering his father and becoming everything she feared, beloved brother abandoning the cause and second rebellion failing utterly with her name carrying no meaning at all at the end

I think you could make that a driver of the plot, especially if you bring in someone like Lando to voice the Resistance allies' sadness and shame at not being there in her time of need. i.e. "We failed her then, we won't fail her now!" Thus is becomes the rallying cry to take out the First Order.

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

Rose knew they could be followed through hyperspace

she just kinda forgot until it gave her the chance to go to a casino

Huh? Rose actually has a technobabble moment where she worked it out in her head with Finn. Basically "How is that possible? If that was possible, it would have to work like X does, and if that's the case, we would need to do Y." Finn then offers info on how to do Y based on his history on FO ships. They then bring it to Poe.

Saw the movie again today and paid attention to a few things. Specfically Holdo and her need to know approach. When you see her take command and talk to Poe the first time, she asks an aid for fuel projections. It's after that that Poe has Finn and Rose do their mission. So at that point, I would guess the escape to Crait isn't even on the table yet. Some time after that off screen she draws up her Crait plan alongside several of the other trusted members of the bridge crew, which I'm guessing were the few who get blasters drawn on them in the mutiny. It's at that point that she could have told her plan to Poe, but he's throwing a hissy fit at the time and kicking poo poo on the bridge. I guess at that point she could have caved to his tantrum and told him, but he's a grown rear end man. So yes, I guess she was partially to blame, but it looks like she felt she had things in hand when she still managed to turn the tables back on him.

Teek fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Dec 27, 2017

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

TerminalRaptor posted:

Why did the FO give BDTs character all that money?

I mean I know the reason is he gave them the way to see the 'cloaked ships', but he was caught sneaking on a Star Destroyer to sabotage it. His bargining position is highly dubious. At best I would think the space Nazi's would let him go with his life, not give him loads of cash that they apparently have.

Maybe he's worked with the FO brass before. It might explain how he got to know First Order systems inside and out, anyway.

It's even possible he covertly sent a message to the FO to sell out the good guys, and that's why they got caught. Like when he was fiddling with the computer, he tapped out a quick text message saying "Hey there my Huxbuddy, got a surprise gift for you. Meet me at the hypertracking room. Bring guys with guns. -DJ"

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I finally saw this. The performances were good, and it was better than the TFA, but the plot was totally moronic.

The trilogy so far feels like such a waste. They coaxed a good performance out of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill was great in this. The new actors are solid too. With a better written plot and better directors they could have made something great.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
meet the new galactic tyrannical army, same as the old galactic tyrannical army

...with ladies!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Arglebargle III posted:

Please explain?

My life sucks why can’t fictional characters lives suck as well

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Wandle Cax posted:

It's great because this movie is not about simply restoring things to the status quo re: George Lucas 1977

Have you seen the movie?

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Shitshow posted:

If the context and narrative are coherent, fans won’t try to “define the reality” because it will have been defined for them in-universe. But coherent context and narrative are both lacking in this film.

It's Star Wars. Take one look at a random Wookiepedia page and say that.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Finally saw TLJ.

That was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

Is there a book I can read to fill in the death star sized plot holes? or maybe some extended discussion to make the completely uninteresting reveals at least not completely loving boring?

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

504 posted:

Finally saw TLJ.

That was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

Is there a book I can read to fill in the death star sized plot holes? or maybe some extended discussion to make the completely uninteresting reveals at least not completely loving boring?

No, but you can read a book about captain phlasma's backstory???????????

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

I'll take six.

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