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Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Meaty Ore posted:

A couple observations:

The monowheel motorcycle would not only be impractical for being mostly wheel, it would also obstruct the forward view of the driver, which might be important to have. It does look cool, I'll grant.
It could work if you had cameras mounted forward (and backward) with flatscreen displays in front of you.

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Poil posted:

It could work if you had cameras mounted forward (and backward) with flatscreen displays in front of you.

don't give the nazis ideas

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Lazyfire posted:

Worked for the Russians. Gulags being what they were.

Did they ever have them manufacture war material though? I thought they did simple stuff like chop wood, which you can't really sabotage other than doing a slow job.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Poil posted:

It could work if you had cameras mounted forward (and backward) with flatscreen displays in front of you.

Or tilt the whole thing:




Of course, nothing stops the problem of the rider torquing himself upside down when accelerating and spinning like a hamster on a wheel when stopping quickly.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Nazi science sneers at your physics.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

White Coke posted:

Did they ever have them manufacture war material though? I thought they did simple stuff like chop wood, which you can't really sabotage other than doing a slow job.

IIRC the most significant contribution of the Gulags was digging precious, precious gold ore out of the hills of Magadan with prisoners' bare hands.

EDIT: according to wikipedia, the Gulag labor did everything from building railroads to assembling tanks, but for some strange reason actual productivity levels never matched estimates. Go figure.

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Dec 23, 2017

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

HannibalBarca posted:

how has this not been a Wolfenstein End Boss yet
Probably because the series had a bit of an occult/sci-fi horror tilt for the longest time, and only with The New Order/The New Colossus has the Wolfenstein franchise embraced the crazy technological side of the Nazis. I would not be surprised if the staff at Machine Games have at least thought about using the Landkruezer, but probably passed on it for whatever reason. I mean, IIRC the lunar base from TNO was supposed to be much larger and more developed than what we see in the final game, so it is fair to assume that other concepts could have shared the same fate.

I mean, with how much Deathshead managed to reverse-engineer from the Da'at Yischud vault, I would not be surprised if he managed to make the Nazi version of Metroplex by this point in the Wolfenstein universe.

Kinfolk910
Nov 5, 2010
I believe the Nazi's put them in war material production and the slaves/concentration camp people promptly sabotaged the hell out of everything. Concrete walls were poured poorly, war heads were underfilled or simply duds. So on and so forth.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
If they include a Landkruezer it'd probably be a level instead of an enemy.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I'm kind of surprised nobody has taken a joyride to burn down Terror-Billy's childhood home out of spite.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

They might not know it was his home. It they did they would have burned it, razed the remains, poured concrete all around and erected an overcompensating-sized statue of Hitler.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

The Ausmerzer is basically a flying Ratte. You guys gotta think bigger, dumber, and flashier to make something truly fitting for the Nazis in this setting to use as a superweapon. ESPECIALLY dumber, even irl Nazis were 100% about style over effectiveness.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Chillgamesh posted:

The Ausmerzer is basically a flying Ratte. You guys gotta think bigger, dumber, and flashier to make something truly fitting for the Nazis in this setting to use as a superweapon. ESPECIALLY dumber, even irl Nazis were 100% about style over effectiveness.

And it still baffles me that BJ didn't destroy it.

Jetrauben
Sep 7, 2011
angered the evil eye lately

Cythereal posted:

And it still baffles me that BJ didn't destroy it.

He's only one dude, and he's got Fergus and Sigrun to look after. Even if BJ is an unending Nazi murder machine, his friends aren't.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Jetrauben posted:

He's only one dude, and he's got Fergus and Sigrun to look after. Even if BJ is an unending Nazi murder machine, his friends aren't.

Problem is, he kind of is ending.

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

bman in 2288 posted:

Problem is, he kind of is ending.

Nor is he the kind of guy to sacrifice more people after Fergus/Wyatt just to kill more Nazis.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Cythereal posted:

And it still baffles me that BJ didn't destroy it.
I choose to look at it this way: BJ let the Ausmerzer live on purpose as a way to invoke fear into the Nazis onboard, because the crew knows Frau Engel executed one of BJ's closest friends and he is absolutely not the person to let that slide (see: BJ storming Deathshead's fortress on his own just to save the captured members of the Kreisau Circle in TNO). They know BJ is coming back for revenge, they just don't know when he's coming back.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Also the Ausmerzer has a significant automated defense system that would make it hard for him to destroy it with its own weapons, and he didn't exactly bring a nuclear explosive or anything else with him to scuttle it with.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests



Until the next video goes up I would ask that any conversation about this video go behind spoiler text so people have a chance to see instead of read

So yeah, if it isn't obvious from the above, poo poo goes down this episode. I actually had the beheading and head-on-new-body angles spoiled for me because I read a thinkpiece (because everyone produces them about everything) that mentioned the fact that some people were guessing BJ gets a new body as part of the game. It made too much sense that this is where it was going once I actually started playing the game and BJ was all broken down and what. I totally didn't expect the public execution after daydreaming of rampaging through the trial that would end with you getting your head cut off with a sword. That was all really cool and well done.

How was everyone's Christmas? I got Imperial Storm Trooper Ale, a bunch of stuff my mother in law was making her gambling addicted boyfriend get rid of because the casino keeps giving him stuff (it's ok, he's rich so it's not "problem gambling") and a new chair that I specifically said should either be delivered to my house or that I should pick up in person due to limited car space. It was actually better than usual. Mostly because of the beer.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

:stare: So, uhh, BJ's dad cheered on while his Jewish wife was sent to the gas. That's uh. Yeah.

Lots of cool action segments here, and the level design seemed interesting, dunno how it was to play it. That Nazi court house, drat.

While this new body stuff was heavily foreshadowed, it still seems a bit silly to me (in a game about quasi-magical Nazi super science, I know...), but I guess we'll see how it plays out. And maybe BJ will get to see his twins after all :unsmith:

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
It seems kind of silly to me that if you die in the courtroom fight you game over since it's a dream and doesn't effect anything, but them's videogames.

Aside from that, um. :stare:

Yeah I don't think I could play this game without trying to put a fist through the screen. loving Nazis, man.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
Good loving God, BJ's dad is scum. Kinda wish we could have saved him for later, but good riddance, at least.

This entire update had me bummed out, but then I looped back into "loving awesome," and now I don't feel so bad anymore. What do those choices do, though?

ThreeStep
Nov 5, 2009
Well that was a rollercoaster of emotions to go through. When I recognized Super Spesh's voice I got real excited, then increasingly worried as the plan seemed way too good to be true. And it was :smith: Just as I was starting to really warm up to the guy, too.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
I feel like at least one of the people in charge of the plot for this game had an abusive father. That arc, the father's attitudes and everything, is creepily true to life.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I missed how rocking the courtroom fight background music is because I was so busy trying not to die the first time I was in there.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jesus you had so many fewer deaths than I did. Maybe I should have gotten nailguns early.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Really Pants posted:

Jesus you had so many fewer deaths than I did. Maybe I should have gotten nailguns early.

Nailguns are a good investment before this point just because of the weapon drops through that area. I am always tempted to up the shotgun to max early because it becomes a beast, but you should upgrade the SMG fast as it is so drat common.

MShadowy
Sep 30, 2013

dammit eyes don't work that way!



Fun Shoe
Man what a wild ride. It occurs to me that BJ is now the heroic equivalent of a supernatural killer from an 80's slasher flick, returning from the dead to kill the poo poo out of some horny teenagersNazi scum.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

MShadowy posted:

Man what a wild ride. It occurs to me that BJ is now the heroic equivalent of a supernatural killer from an 80's slasher flick, returning from the dead to kill the poo poo out of some horny teenagersNazi scum.

I hope that carries over into the next few levels or the sequel, where Nazis just run away screaming when they see BJ. I mean, who the gently caress comes back from getting their head chopped off? All being said though, this episode was hard to watch. gently caress, gently caress.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

MShadowy posted:

Man what a wild ride. It occurs to me that BJ is now the heroic equivalent of a supernatural killer from an 80's slasher flick, returning from the dead to kill the poo poo out of some horny teenagersNazi scum.

Look, there's a reason they call him 'Terror Billy'.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

CommissarMega posted:

All being said though, this episode was hard to watch. gently caress, gently caress.

Oh, geez, you took the words out of my mouth.

Jetrauben
Sep 7, 2011
angered the evil eye lately

CommissarMega posted:

I hope that carries over into the next few levels or the sequel, where Nazis just run away screaming when they see BJ. I mean, who the gently caress comes back from getting their head chopped off? All being said though, this episode was hard to watch. gently caress, gently caress.

I had to play this section in very short stints, because it was so hard emotionally.

Kadorhal
Jun 3, 2013

Look, just sign the stupid petition. I've got stuff to do.
One thing I'm really liking about this game is that even the kinds of characters that sound like they'd be one-note caricatures - and would be, in any other game - have something else to them. For example there's Grace, who has feminist views (one of my far-right-type friends has been convinced this game is some sort of commie/Jewish power fantasy mostly because of Grace's appearance in the trailers) but isn't some stereotypical man-hater who goes off whenever men dare exist in any fashion around her and has absolutely nothing to her character beyond that - they didn't just write "grace gets offended at mention of anything masculine" for every scene she showed up in and call it a day like a GTA- or South Park-inspired game from ten to fifteen years ago would have. She's got legitimate grievances, and they're against the Nazis specifically rather than against men in general, because regardless of race or gender, everyone who isn't a Nazi or somebody who agrees with the Nazis is suffering under them.

Even Rip has had a moment of actual depth to his character. I mean, sure, his character is still primarily "one-note racist rear end in a top hat", but there's at least one scene where he's not smacking BJ and Zofia upside the head every time they give him lip, even giving BJ every child's favorite toy as part of an actual lesson.

Still, something I was typing out earlier in the thread, I think after the fifth episode, but didn't end up posting was that I "liked" Rip for what little we saw of him in the first episode, but not in the same sense as how I took a liking to Grace. Grace I like because she is a type of disagreeable character that's still, y'know, an actual character who's not disagreeable one-hundred percent of the time. Rip I liked in the sense that, even with just one or two scenes from the first video, I knew that he was already set up to be the kind of character that was going to die messily at some point in the game, and that if BJ got to be the one to take him out it would be incredibly satisfying to watch. And also in part because listening to Glenn Morshower spew Nazi-type poo poo is still hilarious.


Also, I know I was expecting the head-on-new-body thing to come up again, it just seemed like the only reason they'd suddenly introduce Set's cat/monkey, but... drat. I even actually suggested it could have happened, but I really was not expecting BJ to be the one needing a new body.


Lazyfire posted:

How was everyone's Christmas? I got Imperial Storm Trooper Ale, a bunch of stuff my mother in law was making her gambling addicted boyfriend get rid of because the casino keeps giving him stuff (it's ok, he's rich so it's not "problem gambling") and a new chair that I specifically said should either be delivered to my house or that I should pick up in person due to limited car space. It was actually better than usual. Mostly because of the beer.

Mine's been a very Wolfenstein Christmas. Between this LP and rewatching your evil twin's run through the 2009 game for I think the third time, I decided to pick up Return to Castle Wolfenstein (since it's the closest I'll legally get to the 2009 game, what with the Retrostein mod) and got gifted The Old Blood (since it's basically more levels for The New Order).


MShadowy posted:

Man what a wild ride. It occurs to me that BJ is now the heroic equivalent of a supernatural killer from an 80's slasher flick, returning from the dead to kill the poo poo out of some horny teenagersNazi scum.

The Lone Badger posted:

Look, there's a reason they call him 'Terror Billy'.

I would laugh if there ends up being an in-series movie called "Terror Billy X" that's just a horror-themed dramatization of TNO's moon level.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Well uh, that was not what I expected. Goddamn.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
I'll say that those levels are absolute cast-iron bitches on DI, where armor is less metal and more aerogel. Once I learned the big secret --survive until the doors open, then high-tail it to an upper armory-- it became doable, but drat.

Pretty much echo your thoughts otherwise though!

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Kadorhal posted:

Stuff regarding Rip

I think what you meant to say is that you really like Rip's character.

Rip is not just a piece of human poo poo, he's a piece of human poo poo that has a capacity to give a gently caress about his family. Granted, in the end, he couldn't commit to being a decent person, completely agreeing with the Nazis, but he's not just a one-note villain.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I just want to point out that for all their brutality, these "difficult sections" are nothing like the final fight

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

bman in 2288 posted:

I think what you meant to say is that you really like Rip's character.

Rip is not just a piece of human poo poo, he's a piece of human poo poo that has a capacity to give a gently caress about his family. Granted, in the end, he couldn't commit to being a decent person, completely agreeing with the Nazis, but he's not just a one-note villain.


I think it's important to note that Rip's one moment of humanity is immediately prefaced by him bitching that he wasn't able to beat the pussy out of his son. Going to kill the imaginary monsters with BB guns is like his fifth option at best.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I don't think that the BB gun sequence was supposed to imply Rip coulda been a good person, because he strikes me as the type that would have ended up a scumbag regardless of his circumstances. I think it's meant to show that even the most wretched of people have a thin sliver of good intention in them.

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

JT Jag posted:

I don't think that the BB gun sequence was supposed to imply Rip coulda been a good person, because he strikes me as the type that would have ended up a scumbag regardless of his circumstances. I think it's meant to show that even the most wretched of people have a thin sliver of good intention in them.

Or the opposite where they have the knowledge and ability to become better people but choose not to. That Rip is able to feel empathy but willingly ignores it.

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