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Nah. You do it face to face in an isolated place in calm quiet voice with no witnesses around. That way it really gets the point across.
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Dec 25, 2017 17:11
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Merry Christmas, thread. 
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Skin condition goon, honestly it's up to you, but people are a lot more used to seeing and dealing with fat people than seeing and dealing with people with horrific visible skin conditions they haven't seen before. Like I personally pick being fat and on antidepressants over being thin and suicidal.
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you know, there are apps that lock your phone while you drink. i was reading about one that would only let uber launch but no drunk txt or calls. maybe he needs to get that.
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Dec 25, 2017 18:08
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RFC2324 posted:you know, there are apps that lock your phone while you drink. i was reading about one that would only let uber launch but no drunk txt or calls. How does that actuallly work? Give ur phone a bj?
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Dec 25, 2017 19:14
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Burt Sexual posted:How does that actuallly work? Give ur phone a bj? You activate it before you start drinking. It relies on sober you being smart enough to know you do stupid poo poo drunk.
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RFC2324 posted:you know, there are apps that lock your phone while you drink. i was reading about one that would only let uber launch but no drunk txt or calls. any app like that has a deactivate feature - if airplane mode isn't enough you;'re beyond help
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maskenfreiheit posted:any app like that has a deactivate feature - if airplane mode isn't enough you;'re beyond help http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...ng-your-ex.html this one apparently makes you add large numbers. not foolproof but it does make it more challenging
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quote:This is half confession, half don't text when you're drunk PSA. A couple nights ago I apparently added my ex's phone number back into my phone and started texting her. I have no memory of doing this, but I got a call from the police yesterday asking if they could come talk to me. I said sure and they brought a printout of what I had texted. It started out kind of cordial and catching up on things until she mentioned she was married and had a kid. Corny? ... (not a native speaker, looks up "corny" to make sure) ... That's not corny...
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Doctor Malaver posted:Corny? I bet the misuse of common, even slang, English while trying to read this forum as an esl is a real hoot.
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mutant goon, depends on the condition and the amount of obese imo
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I don't think he really threatened to kill her... that line is used awkwardly to explain what he said would be off even in a movie were... Or I am misreading this. But anyway what is wrong with you? When I am drunk I don't start randomly texting or calling people. That has always been weird to me when people tell those stories. But have the police show up? Damon son, either stay off the alcohol or leave your phone out of reach.
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Drunken texting/ calling people and blurting out stuff you would never say out loud is not a random thing that 'just happens', but a sign of unprocessed mental issues with that person that really need to be confronted! It's very strange that many people who do that never get the idea that this kind of behaviour is the most obvious hint your subconscious can give you that you have issues you gotta work through and feelings/emotions that you have to admit to yourself.
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SavageGentleman posted:Drunken texting/ calling people and blurting out stuff you would never say out loud is not a random thing that 'just happens', but a sign of unprocessed mental issues with that person that really need to be confronted! in vino veritas etc etc etc The poo poo you say to people while drunk is basically the poo poo you think of saying to them while sober but then think "no, that's stupid" or "that wouldn't go well" That said, plenty of people have a way worse temper while they're drunk than while they're sober, that just usually just doesn't extend to saying you're gonna kill they're famil
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When i drunktext i'm just linking youtubes of music or movies 
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i don’t DRUNK TEXT because I don’t get DRUNK xXx
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Alcohol literally changes your brain chemistry so it’s not as though it’s a perfect representation of your “true inner self” or whatever. For example one time I blacked and apparently went on a tirade about how Al Qaeda had created hangovers in order to make the West suffer and suffice it to say that my sober self found some of my reasoning to be significantly flawed. If you are threatening to skin and eat people, however, yeah that’s you.
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sugar free jazz posted:i don’t DRUNK TEXT because I don’t get DRUNK xXx Drinking makes even the mundane enjoyable. Long boring drive from work to home? Add a 12 pack of Hamms and you're singing along with the radio and making great time! Going to a friend's boooooooooring intervention? Add a fifth of bourbon and turn that lamervention into a celevention!
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Dec 26, 2017 20:18
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I just get all "I luvvv youuu mannn"
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The "I was "black-out" drunk and can't remember is bullshit". Literally every piece of poo poo that is violent toward women lies through their teeth about their responsibility, and the "be careful or you'll gently caress yourself over self-pity, rather than feeling shame in making a woman and child fearful for their safety is also typical of this human garbage.
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When I drink I get into this weird fugue state where I can write pages and pages of well thought out arguments and ideas. I am able to get my thoughts out correctly and I write my best letters to friends or birthday cards black out drunk. It's weird thinking about getting drunk just to write a drat Christmas card, but that's kinda where I am in life. Thanks internet! You ruined my ability to convey thoughts in a social setting.
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Dec 27, 2017 01:55
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nice neg imho
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I turn into a 6' toddler on a sugar high.
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Minus the crying and making GBS threads myself, mostly.
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blarzgh posted:Minus the crying and making GBS threads myself, mostly. its not the drinking causing this then?
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I Brake For MILFs posted:When I drink I get into this weird fugue state where I can write pages and pages of well thought out arguments and ideas. It's called graduate school
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CheesyDog posted:It's called graduate school Oh that makes perfect sense. I didn't go to college, so I came about this naturally.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Alcohol literally changes your brain chemistry so it’s not as though it’s a perfect representation of your “true inner self” or whatever. For example one time I blacked and apparently went on a tirade about how Al Qaeda had created hangovers in order to make the West suffer and suffice it to say that my sober self found some of my reasoning to be significantly flawed. same. I don't think the truth comes out when ur drunk, just the poo poo you would only say while drunk
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I just mumble and piss into the nearest corner instead of raping people, then try to find a place to hibernate. I'm lucky in that regard, I guess.
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School Nickname posted:I just mumble and piss into the nearest corner instead of raping people, then try to find a place to hibernate. I'm lucky in that regard, I guess. Oh you survived Blair Witch? Congrats
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School Nickname posted:I just mumble and piss into the nearest corner instead of raping people, then try to find a place to hibernate. I'm lucky in that regard, I guess. Just don't take the piss in NOLA they'll catch you behind a dumpster on Mardi Gras tapping a kidney and whoops you're a sex offender
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Dec 27, 2017 03:57
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you can avoid all these problems and more by just like not drinking
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The Snoo posted:you can avoid all these problems and more by just like not drinking Might as well not breathe, that solves problems too
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The Snoo posted:you can avoid all these problems and more by just like not drinking  this is GBS
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People are fessing less over the holidays, I guess. This is the only one I've got rnquote:This is probably a boring fesh but I'm absolutely terrified of aging. I'm in my mid 30s now and I dread the day when I become some geezer who doesn't know how any of the world works anymore and will be ignored/gather eye-rolling from younger people. I had to think about that when I caught Home Alone on the TV and realized that Macaulay Culkin is approaching his 40s just like I am and how time just passes like that. Then to top off that nice train of thought I was screwing around with some firefox plugin and found some 74 year old guy in the comment section of the plugin writing some long rear end post pleading for help with his computer that'll of course go unheard. That poo poo depresses me. I read about googles TPUs (basically custom processors for machine learning/AI) the other day and noticed how it starts with stuff like that. There are already developments that, while I still can follow and understand them, just don't "feel" familiar to me. Never will. I'm just too old. Everything also seems to be moving faster and faster. You should buy a Ferrari, that should help Seriously though I honestly think having kids helps with this stuff because you're able to own the poo poo out of being old that way by diving into the whole "dorky dad" thing That's my plan anyway. I'm 30. Turning 30 was not fun. (Turning 29 was arguably worse though because my mom was 29 when my sister was born)
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you don't nessecarily turn into an idiot when you age just take care of yourself (exercise) avoid alcohol, get your kicks from  i worked with a guy in an industrial research lab in silicon valley who was 70. he just fuckin loves computers. he also one of those fancy cars that looks like a fancy razor
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The best way to avoid growing old in spirit is to always be learning. Never be satisfied about where you are in life. Don't waste your time watching tv - that time is better spent learning. Be willing to change and don't try to be a twenty y/o when you are 40. Even if you can afford the best skate board when you are older - don't.
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There's this saying that age is just a number and there's a lot of truth to that. Do whatever you want IMHO, just do it for the right reasons. If you're 40 and want to experience skateboarding because you maybe never did or had no time, you should totally buy that skateboard and have fun. Just don't buy it because you want to be 20 again, that is not going to work and will only cause more frustration. I also had (and passed) a phase in life where I realized I'm officially old now for many but that feeling passed. I don't really care anymore and just live however I want to. It's not like you get another life anyways. I will 2nd avoiding alcohol though. All my acquaintances who used to drink a lot and party when they were younger (and still drink quite a bit now) not only look like poo poo but also regularly feel like poo poo and are doing somewhat worse in general. That stuff really makes you dumber. That all being said, mid-30s really isn't old. It's a great age. You know better than the 20 somethings but everything about your body and mind still isn't really age affected. There are still a lot of professional sportspeople your age!
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my grandfather kept learning new things, and maintained his mental agility until the day he died at 97. this was the man who taught me how to use a computer when he was in his 70s. its all about keeping that desire to learn. and they have found a very strong correlation between letting that desire to learn go and the development of dementia so it's in your favor to keep learning for other reasons
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