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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
:holymoley:

The longer I look at the picture, the more I notice, and the better it gets.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Dec 27, 2017

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Good Lord. He's not just white, he's the whitest white guy.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

He looks like he'd cross the street to avoid Macklemore

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

He's the platonic ideal of white. The very concept of white

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Eye of Thundera! Give me white beyond white!

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
An he looks like the Beastie Boys would kick his arse (and I say that as a fan of the Beastie boys)

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

purple death ray posted:

He looks like he'd cross the street to avoid Macklemore

:drat:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

Good Lord. He's not just white, he's the whitest white guy.

Honkier than an ahwooga horn

Honkier than that analogy I just made

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Rhyno posted:

Good Lord. He's not just white, he's the whitest white guy.

Whiter than Norman Rockwell's Wonderbread.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

So a black man looks you in the eye and asks what white people like and you used the word "whip" and referenced big black balls knocking out defenseless white pins?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just look at his username.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

Guns?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

For future reference, the answer is "not having to think about what constitutes white culture, because you're so constantly inundated with it that it's like trying to pick your favorite drop of water from a fire hose on full blast".

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
That would not have been helpful.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Phy posted:

Honkier than an ahwooga horn

Honkier than that analogy I just made

I'm having a little bit of a fit over that one. Good show.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I'm from South Dakota and not even I'm that white. Our winters aren't that white.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Rhyno posted:

Good Lord. He's not just white, he's the whitest white guy.

This is a level beyond Super Caucasian

Oh and of course that's not just a gold chain, it's a white gold chain.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

Imperium and atrocity.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
That's not really American specific, is it? That's just more what white people do.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Dick Trauma posted:

Back when I worked at an ad agency that was staffed mostly by people of color I was asked for suggestions about things that were an important part of America's white culture and the only thing I could come up with was Cool Whip and bowling.

wine tastings

PTA meetings

microwave dinners

buying negros

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Stinky cheese.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ramping cars off sweet jumps.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Byzantine posted:

Ramping cars off sweet jumps.

I how that's not white exclusive


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgSXldDcLdY

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

purple death ray posted:

He looks like he'd cross the street to avoid Macklemore

So would I. I mean, he might sing.

Darth Nat
Aug 24, 2007

It all comes out right in the end.
Gwenpool #24:


Darth Nat fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jan 10, 2018

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

In more comic hugs, Mister Miracle #6
MM and Big Barda have spent the whole issue fighting through a base full of deathtraps while discussing changes to their condo.
*big spoiler, if you care*

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
"I'm pregnant" is a super awkward reveal directly after getting blasted off her feet straight in the stomach.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

TwoPair posted:

"I'm pregnant" is a super awkward reveal directly after getting blasted off her feet straight in the stomach.

To be fair she's Barda. She could probably take a nuke to the womb and the baby would shrug it off.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

Darth Nat posted:

Gwenpool #24:




Gwenpool's relationship with Batroc is a treasure.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Teenage Fansub posted:

In more comic hugs, Mister Miracle #6
MM and Big Barda have spent the whole issue fighting through a base full of deathtraps while discussing changes to their condo.
*big spoiler, if you care*

Mm was real good today and I'm very happy for them so now of course something bad is gonna happen in the back half

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Plot prediction: Delivery room, Barda's due date.

"Uhm, Mrs Miracle I dont know how to tell you this... but there's no baby in there."
"Oh... I guess they took after you scott."

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

"... lock the doors"

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Um. He shot her in the boobs. :eng101:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Teenage Fansub posted:

Um. He shot her in the boobs. :eng101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQwpA8K0PA

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


site posted:

Mm was real good today and I'm very happy for them so now of course something bad is gonna happen in the back half

I already mentioned in the DC thread that I think Barda saying "I was.." at the end of the issue means things are going to get even darker.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
People aren't allowed to have nice things in comics, not unless they're being taken away for Drama (TM).

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
dammit, and MM looks so thrilled by the news... :ohdear:

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good day for a bris
Feb 4, 2006

No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

PMush Perfect posted:

People aren't allowed to have nice things in comics, not unless they're being taken away for Drama (TM).

I think we're still trying to figure out if any of this is actually happening or (spoilering a little bit of conjecture just because it gives away a little bit of the comics opening twist) him bleeding out on his bathroom floor, or having a PTSD episode, or the anti-life equation. My money is Barda representing his escape from whichever, possibly because the knowledge that his impending fatherhood is giving him a reason to try and make it out.

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