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Rap music, my droogs!
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Remember kid, Always sleep stoned!
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Dec 22, 2017 03:02
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"I feel like Mrs. John Lithgow when I've got one of those things in my mouth!"
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Dec 22, 2017 05:09
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"I am returning this item because I feel that your catalog uses deceptive language in describing its contemporary appeal. As it turns out, NO-ONE likes to see a man in a 'Handsome Pork Pie Hat.'"
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Dec 22, 2017 07:33
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My #1 most-wanted Achewood strip that never got made would be something about Pat from small times. Obviously Onstad didn't know who Pat was going to be any more than the other cats at the beginning, but it would've been nice to be able to reconcile Pat, Ray and Roast Beef's friend who's a bit stuck up, with Pat the raging self-righteous rear end in a top hat nobody wants anything to do with.
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Dec 22, 2017 08:03
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We know that Breast Men get a secret menu at Taco Bell but what bennies does a HOLE MAN get I ask you
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Simian_Prime posted:We know that Breast Men get a secret menu at Taco Bell but what bennies does a HOLE MAN get I ask you AL-QAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDA *krrunch* Every time Ray burps, "an angel gets a plantar wart," or so he says. He has had some wine. ullerrm fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dec 22, 2017 09:54
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Rollersnake posted:My #1 most-wanted Achewood strip that never got made would be something about Pat from small times. Obviously Onstad didn't know who Pat was going to be any more than the other cats at the beginning, but it would've been nice to be able to reconcile Pat, Ray and Roast Beef's friend who's a bit stuck up, with Pat the raging self-righteous rear end in a top hat nobody wants anything to do with. here are some implications
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Dec 22, 2017 10:27
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for some reason I always loved that, raging rear end in a top hat or not, Pat reverts to a "Yes Mrs Smuckles" mode that he clearly hates.
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Dec 22, 2017 16:36
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I don't think any explanation is necessary. Everyone has a buddy they grew up with who is now kind of a dick.
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DREAMWHEEL AND THE CHILD Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dec 22, 2017 17:45
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Johnny Aztec posted:DREAMWHEEL Pat's dad was such a cool guy, all friendly with Beef like that. 
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Dec 22, 2017 18:00
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I know the power of gay pornography! I will NOT look at your filthy propaganda!
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Dec 22, 2017 18:17
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*looks at gay pornography* Wha...What is going on?! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY
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Dec 22, 2017 18:44
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Well, now I can't find what drat thread it was in, but someone had a scanned old news clipping about a man who died digging a tunnel from his basement under the street towards a jewelry shop. The tunnel collapsed in on him, of course. The last line was something like " he dug his way blindly into eternity" Edit: Nevermind, it was the GBS OSHA thread 
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Dec 22, 2017 18:49
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:for some reason I always loved that, raging rear end in a top hat or not, Pat reverts to a "Yes Mrs Smuckles" mode that he clearly hates. You've nothing to be afraid of.
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Dec 22, 2017 19:21
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Johnny Aztec posted:Well, now I can't find what drat thread it was in, but someone had a scanned old news clipping about a man who died digging a tunnel from his basement under the street towards a jewelry shop. The tunnel collapsed in on him, of course. 
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Dec 22, 2017 20:16
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"Jesus Christ, Lyle! Does our front window always have to be a glimpse into the think tank for deadly sins 8 through 14?" "I'm havin' Todd over for spaghetti dinner and Ipecac pilates at seven. Science don't get paid to rest, son."
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ullerrm posted:"Jesus Christ, Lyle! Does our front window always have to be a glimpse into the think tank for deadly sins 8 through 14?" "WHOA! I'm in the backyard for five minutes and you guys go Off-Broadway?" Jesus. That is perfect. That is a perfect strip in every way. '07 to '09 is peak Achewood. This strip is why I tried Mickey's once. Once.
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ryonguy posted:"WHOA! I'm in the backyard for five minutes and you guys go Off-Broadway?" I'd include '06 in there since that's when the Great Outdoor Fight was.
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Dec 24, 2017 17:27
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I saw somethin' my brain didn't have a spot for and it was like gettin' bit on the stomach by a horse
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Dec 24, 2017 18:05
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ryonguy posted:"WHOA! I'm in the backyard for five minutes and you guys go Off-Broadway?" "Five high-end homeboys and a wheelchair-bound old pottymouth named 'Garlic'."
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Dec 24, 2017 18:09
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A broken lover's like a fat man in a suit - he's a hoot at the bar, but back at the hotel room, it ain't nothin' but mind games.
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Pakled posted:I'd include '06 in there since that's when the Great Outdoor Fight was. poo poo you're right.
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Dec 24, 2017 21:55
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I was trying to explain the phrase "rough chuckles" to a coworker the other day and nobody in my office knew what Achewood was or what I was talking about. "It's a strip about bears, cats, and robots, also one of the cats has depression and another is so rich he actually owns Airwolf and..." They probably think I had a stroke.
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Dec 24, 2017 22:03
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I always just say “it’s about some animals that are friends” and then try to show them the badass games
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Dec 25, 2017 00:40
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I always open with "You can do whatever you want in life" because if they can't laugh at the absurdity of a cat drinking beer while watching two furious naked men wrestle in a hot-tub, it's a lost cause already.
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Dec 25, 2017 18:18
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Going home for Christmas as an adult always makes me think of Philippe’s father 
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Dec 25, 2017 21:54
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you don’t have to explain what achewood is to tell someone about rough chuckles. That was your first mistake. Pray it won’t be your last
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Dec 25, 2017 22:35
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Just say it's like "gallows humor"
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Dec 25, 2017 22:43
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Philippe died today because he was told to Shove It by someone he thought was his friend. He was 5. Services will be held tomorrow in the cemetery.
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Safety Dance posted:Philippe died today because he was told to Shove It by someone he thought was his friend. He was 5. Dear Diary, You guessed it - last night I peed in my pants again. I guess I could probably just stop writing that part of my day down, as I have been peeing in my pants every night for over seventy years. Today after I finish yelling at myself I think I will phone the old house and see how many of my friends have died.
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Dec 26, 2017 06:36
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Phy posted:I saw somethin' my brain didn't have a spot for and it was like gettin' bit on the stomach by a horse STRONGLY CONSIDER
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Dec 26, 2017 18:39
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I seem to be some sort of chemistry lab framework of glass tubes and beakers, except one of the beakers is a fifth of Glenfiddich. Can you imagine such a thing? I can. I may make a drawing of this idea later, using a Program.
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Dec 26, 2017 20:51
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Geeze, you'd think it'd be easier to give Bugs Bunny bad news.
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Dec 26, 2017 21:30
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prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of
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Dec 28, 2017 00:29
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A woman is like a variable. Baby just come clean
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Dec 28, 2017 01:42
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My wife's been watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix recently, and this has been resonating with me.
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Dec 28, 2017 03:15
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The Devils of Monte Carlo (1956) Safety Dance posted:My wife's been watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix recently, and this has been resonating with me. I love how much Ray cusses in this strip, something about the Gilmore GIrls just ups his cuss game by like 1000%. Crap, dude!
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Man, YOU know I can't remember where Survivor takes place one season to the next! We TALKED about this!
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