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Madcosby posted:Idgi this is a video game reference, isnt it Back in olden times, before the trumpocalypse we wistfully spent our youth playing Japanese games. And in those games there was a magic system where they would give stronger magic attacks different names. That was the reference. And then I threw in a Benghazi reference cuz it sounded good.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946460939578167296 What a weird way to declare war
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Back in olden times, before the trumpocalypse we wistfully spent our youth playing Japanese games. And in those games there was a magic system where they would give stronger magic attacks different names. That was the reference. I lolled fwiw 
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"We are working hard to fix it." "Not on the golf course like Obama." "President Trump is currently attending a holiday week retreat at his Trump International Golf Course." 
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/946414682759417858 Last week when it came out that his approval rating is the lowest in presidential history he tweeted "internal polls show my numbers MUCH HIGHER than the fake news!" and he is undoubtedly talking about these internal polls that don't even allow negative responses. This retard is farting around golf courses thinking he has a 99.9% approval rating.
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Fake news, fake news! Covfefe bigly! These are the magic words that Trump created himself. Don't steal them. We
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Whats the source of the "we" thing? I must have missed that one
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moose face posted:Whats the source of the "we" thing? I must have missed that one Donald Trump tweeted "We". That's it.
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i woke up this morning and remembered that donald freakin' trump actually got elected president of these united states 
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a tweet praising Obama 
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Quidam Viator posted:Hey, don't be sorry, and enjoy the Lol at thinking anyone thought that a Latin teacher was a sought-after profession.
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s! You know that America has been loving up the world for decades, and all we had was the lovely fig leaf of "Democracy" to cover up the actual empire of brutality. I'm only sorry you believed that we were about caring or democracy in the first place, but I am still laughing my rear end off at you.
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https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/946469949010272258 No loving way they show all that info for Donald "Meatball" Trump
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/946469949010272258 Trump gonna fire the doctor unless he swears loyalty
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Don't worry guys, Dr. Jackson is going to be examining the Trump guy that Garrison draws all the time.
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Dr. Jackson, who is very qualified as a Military Doc, said I put up some of the highest numbers he's seen! Obama's numbers were very low, no Surprise (unfit for office). Very high energy ratings (batteries charged fully).
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Health report just released! BMI: 100% muscle Blood pressure: perfect Weight: 205 Height: 7'4" Age: steadily decreasing! Previously unseen!
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Weight: Not bigly. Height: Bigly. BMI: Not bigly. Hand span: Very Bigly. Chloestrol: Small Bigly. Blood Pressure: Smally/Bigly Blood Type: Sunny D
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He's like Mr. Burns. All of his health problems are perfectly aligned to keep him alive, but even the slightest breeze...
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I'm going to bet that the White House release of Trump's medical information mention's Hillary's health at least twice.
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The Archaic posted:
'wee' confirmed. Piss tape is real.
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Big Beef City posted:Health report just released! I didn't know Garrison was also a doctor in addition to being a bat poo poo crazy cartoonist! Truly a renaissance man. TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Dec 28, 2017 |
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I pictured her as more of the laughing dog that pops up type
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Is she shooting stuff from someone's front yard? Or is landscaping at shooting ranges that nice in the south?
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She’s gonna hurt her shoulder firing it like that
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Is she shooting stuff from someone's front yard?
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fruit on the bottom posted:She’s gonna hurt her shoulder firing it like that If it jumps up and whacks her in the face it might straighten things out.
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priznat posted:If it jumps up and whacks her in the face it might straighten things out. I’m just picturing her father crying over her “horrible disfigurement”.
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Ah yes the rustic semi-automatic shotgun fired over living spaces
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Just imagining trap shooting with the clay pigeons replaced with pecan pies.
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Lol is she doubling down on that "I made this pie myself" thing?
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How did she miss the opportunity to drop a #SkeetSkeetSkeet ref. 
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1redflag posted:How did she miss the opportunity to drop a #SkeetSkeetSkeet ref.
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