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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
also
original plan was to get you the entire game as a joke gift, but trust a bad rats king to already have the rest of it :rolleyes:

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
didnt get any of my presents yesterday :wth:
santa...? wtf ?? :(:(:(

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:siren: attention sniep :siren:

Santa says your package should have arrived. Please respond.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
oops, nothing to see here

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
got a ups delivery notification for tomorrow. i am excite :woop:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Silver Alicorn posted:

:siren: attention sniep :siren:

Santa says your package should have arrived. Please respond.

I did! I replied last page saying my travel plans were also loving up my xmas day opening. I will try to get to it tonight, but have lots of issues going on right now, sorry!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Oh yeah that's right, thanks for the update :downs:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


packages from foreign lands have appeared at my house


first, a package from the mysterious island of Japan





holy poo poo its one of those things





and a package from the mysterious land of norway







it's candies and stuff!









some sort of spicy salmiak stuff, i like salmiak and spicy things so maybe ill like both together














hell yes

now i'll get addicted to one of these candies and have to continually order them off amazon


thanks suffix!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
holy poo poo 👀

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
make an omataphone vid! flight of the bumblebee or smth.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

i'm glad it got there safely :) tho i'm pretty outsantaed, some amazing gifts itt

there may be one more trinket from aliexpress but the seller first asked to cancel it and then marked it shipped anyway so who knows

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

im the racist rice cake packaging :lol:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
okay here it is finally



wow, someone really hated this box. i hope nothing is messed up inside

names have been erased to protect the innocent



here are the incredibly adorable sacks and a mysterious envelope



its an awesomely terrible christmas sweater! i love it



a book about mixology! man, ive been wanting to get into that for awhile now. thanks santa



finally, a book about vaporwave! hell yes

yosmas was great this year! thanks, Just-In-Timeberlake!

Philippe fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 27, 2017

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

So the kids love'd it!



Thanks again. I have one set next to me at my desk that the youngest was playing with before his nap (the Frozen one). Thanks again!

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

okay here it is finally



wow, someone really hated this box. i hope nothing is messed up inside

names have been erased to protect the innocent



here are the incredibly adorable sacks and a mysterious envelope



its an awesomely terrible christmas sweater! i love it



a book about mixology! man, ive been wanting to get into that for awhile now. thanks santa



finally, a book about vaporwave! hell yes

yosmas was great this year! thanks, Just-In-Timeberlake!

ah, cool, it got there. There's 2 other things that are in transit as well.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
going in to work tomorrow, can't wait to see what yosmas santa got me this year

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

got a ups delivery notification for tomorrow. i am excite :woop:

it was the return box for my dvr that i've cancelled false alarm lol. any elves or anything hear from my santa?

also got a delivery confirmation for my package so come on santee and :justpost:

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
package for james:



:piss:



gently caress you I had plenty of detai- oh wait, no i really did the bare minimum (4 lyfe bro). Let's see what you managed to improvise



... you have horrified my wife, good job. I hope it was worth forever tainting your amazon purchase history with this one.



NICE you've redeemed yourself



Oh drat, I'm not a gamer _at all_ but I have wanted to play Shenzhen I/O since it came out! Superb gift.

The button is an Apple personal assistant. it's pretty decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBQ4GMgX3Y



ayeeeeee

Thanks Fuzzy Mammal!

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

lmao

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
back to work and have a package waiting for me



i am 100% certain i'm not anywhere near smart enough to understand any of this but i'll give it the old college try

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
I brought some packages upstairs a few days ago, including a new chair, and another unexpected big one:



It included a letter:



And something ominous:



For me?



The puzzle on this box wasn't too difficult:



And it was full of loot:



Looks like socks for some kind of lady butt simulator:



A reminder about my OS:



Wires:



Coffee tea bags:



Kopi Luwak and some kind of woo juice:



Butt simulator water bottle, a box of botulism, and some green decaf seeds I'll definitely roast:



And the letter:



Thanks Beast of Bourbon!

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
this kopi luwak isn't bad, aeropressed some this morning

gonna vac-pot it tomorrow

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

this kopi luwak isn't bad, aeropressed some this morning

gonna vac-pot it tomorrow

you should stick up your butt and complete the cycle

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

lmao

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cocoa Crispies posted:

I brought some packages upstairs a few days ago, including a new chair, and another unexpected big one:



It included a letter:



And something ominous:



For me?



The puzzle on this box wasn't too difficult:



And it was full of loot:



Looks like socks for some kind of lady butt simulator:



A reminder about my OS:



Wires:



Coffee tea bags:



Kopi Luwak and some kind of woo juice:



Butt simulator water bottle, a box of botulism, and some green decaf seeds I'll definitely roast:



And the letter:



Thanks Beast of Bourbon!

holy poo poo :eyepop:

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


I received a few more packages before Christmas... Finally opened them now that I'm done visiting family and having the flu!

First was an envelope with this...



...this looks fantastic!



Then the big box!



Music in the YOSPOS'est format.





Stickers!



I am apprehensive about putting this in my computer...



Some light reading...



And a magnificent 3D printed sculpture!



Thank you YOSSanta!




Bonus holidoge pic

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

meatpotato posted:

package for james:



:piss:



gently caress you I had plenty of detai- oh wait, no i really did the bare minimum (4 lyfe bro). Let's see what you managed to improvise



... you have horrified my wife, good job. I hope it was worth forever tainting your amazon purchase history with this one.



NICE you've redeemed yourself



Oh drat, I'm not a gamer _at all_ but I have wanted to play Shenzhen I/O since it came out! Superb gift.

The button is an Apple personal assistant. it's pretty decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBQ4GMgX3Y



ayeeeeee

Thanks Fuzzy Mammal!

hey I'm glad you like it! believe me for that mousepad i for sure payed in cash at the local anime store. merry yosmas!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





hello vodkat!

have you received a package yet? it should have arrived by now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

some very high quality yosmas on this page

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Cat Face Joe posted:



hello vodkat!

have you received a package yet? it should have arrived by now

apologies santa I have been away visiting family for the past couple of weeks but I am traveling back home tomorrow so I should be able to post pictures then!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
Hey! due to some situational stuff my opening of present was delayed, but now I was able to open it!

It came in a box representing greenpos supremacy!



I clone tool'd out the address with my outstanding photoshop prowess

A manifest is found:



Nice! The shirt to start:



luckily for me i am always very considerate when in public transportation so this is just a message for others!

and finally all the electronic goodies!



Very neat! I have been meaning to get my hands dirty with some electronics fun here soon - this should be the kick in the butt i need to start playing with this stuff again. it's been forever!

thanks santa!!

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Sniep posted:

I clone tool'd out the address with my outstanding photoshop prowess
you forgot to clone tool out the tracking number though :ssh:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

anthonypants posted:

you forgot to clone tool out the tracking number though :ssh:

oh well at least that only shows cities not like, actual addresses or name or anything

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Cocoa Crispies posted:

this kopi luwak isn't bad, aeropressed some this morning

gonna vac-pot it tomorrow

yay! I'm glad you like the cat poop coffee.

what is the deal with the XCT oil? is that a thing?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Presents under the Yosmas tree. Ollie doesn't hang out on the floor here often.


The Yosmas tradition of sketchy looking packages continues.


Things!


This cute armadillo stuffed animal looks fun.


Turns out it's full of catnip.


A bag of goodies!


And by bag, I mean cat pillow!


A fashionably large Texas napkin


An Austin Texas T-shirt and Austin Texas fudge


Some...creative finger puppets. The cat paws have little paw pads on the bottom :3


A custom rubix cube! The sides are all funny computer pictures, will post a better picture tomorrow as this is awesome.


Thanks C.H.O.M.E! This is rad as hell!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

put on the fingerboots as instructed

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
nice! my texas yoscube from last year is currently adorning my work cubicle

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i got tracking info that "part 1" of my gift had arrived so i thought i'd walk down to the store and pick it up on the way back





bunny for scale, it's a little bigger than i had expected but i carried it home fine

oh well, must be loads of presents! :dance: though that would be expensive as hell to send internationally, but this is actually a domestic package. most mysterious. :iiam:


opening it first reveals lots of newspaper paper for padding:




incidentally, the newspaper used for wrapping is klassekampen, our main socialist newspaper:




anyway, on to all the presents:





hm, that's a curious choice of keyboard to gift :raise:





... i see where this is going





oh wow :eyepop:








yep, there's that timeless apple æsthetic


had a quick look inside, it's slightly dusty but everything looks in order:





i guess i should boot it up? i have a vga adapter lying somewhere.. that won't fit because this thing doesn't have a standard vga port :saddowns:
(i count among my blessings that santa didn't include a monitor as well)


i don't see a note or anything
i guess for now i'll just wait for part 2, it should be here in a day or two according to the tracking :)


which means i must inform my so that i'll be having this little "project" out for a while
luckily she took it well:




thank you, santa! i'm not sure what the hell i'm going to do with this but i'm certainly impressed with your dedication to ship it out here to bumfuck

suffix fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Dec 29, 2017

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eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

suffix posted:

i got tracking info that "part 1" of my gift had arrived so i thought i'd walk down to the store and pick it up on the way back





bunny for scale, it's a little bigger than i had expected but i carried it home fine

oh well, must be loads of presents! :dance: though that would be expensive as hell to send internationally, but this is actually a domestic package. most mysterious. :iiam:


opening it first reveals lots of newspaper paper for padding:




incidentally, the newspaper used for wrapping is klassekampen, our main socialist newspaper:




anyway, on to all the presents:





hm, that's a curious choice of keyboard to gift :raise:





... i see where this is going





oh wow :eyepop:








yep, there's that timeless apple æsthetic


had a quick look inside, it's slightly dusty but everything looks in order:





i guess i should boot it up? i have a vga adapter lying somewhere.. that won't fit because this thing doesn't have a standard vga port :saddowns:
(i count among my blessings that santa didn't include a monitor as well)


i don't see a note or anything
i guess for now i'll just wait for part 2, it should be here in a day or two according to the tracking :)


which means i must inform my so that i'll be having this little "project" out for a while
luckily she took it well:




thank you, santa! i'm not sure what the hell i'm going to do with this but i'm certainly impressed with your dedication to ship it out here to bumfuck

you’re quite welcome! don’t worry about video, there’s a Mac to VGA adapter in part 2 (the part that wasn’t sent by an acquaintance in Oslo)

when part 2 arrives, you’ll see that you have everything you need to prepare for the 21st century’s hottest technology!

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