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They tried to make me go through lvl 2 with cracked/bruised ribs and i made it about 10 minutes before i said gently caress this and became cool pariah
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Combatives is cool and good, and when done properly is something that should be incorporated into unit PT
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its actually really loving stupid MMA jack off poo poo that serves no purpose but I suppose "serving a purpose" hasn't much place in the army anyhow. not a bad work out but probably wasnt worth the guy who i saw get his trachea crushed or the chick who got her shoulder ruined for life because everyone wants to be loving Butterball or whoever is the MMA people fight club loving TAPOUT gear poo poo
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Cravius posted:Combatives is cool and good, and when done properly is something that should be incorporated into unit PT https://www.politico.eu/article/probe-into-brussels-lockdown-orgy-terror-soldiers-ganshoren-molenbeek/ Orgy for PT in the morning guys. Bring rubbers.
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Just drink fight milk with eat meal. Instant muscles and never ending cardio
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BY BODYGUARDS...and Charlie
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spacetoaster posted:https://www.politico.eu/article/probe-into-brussels-lockdown-orgy-terror-soldiers-ganshoren-molenbeek/ orgies for soldiers is more grounded in "tradition" than loving high and tights
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Combatives is a good workout until you start "rolling" . Taking a bunch of untrained guys and making them fight with little supervision in a job where you get penalized for being injured is just dumb
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Counterpoint: getting to choke out your boss.
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Naked Bear posted:Counterpoint: getting to choke out your boss. counter-counterpoint your CO is super mega into macp and has the company do it for weeks at a time for his own satisfaction, built a crossfit gym (that only he can use) with unit funds and will crush you regardless
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I dunno about macp but to be king of army combatives you go learn literally anything else and now you just kerb stomp everyone while they scream about that not being in the book.
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Naked Bear posted:Counterpoint: getting to choke out your boss. This. Still jack off to the look of confusion, despair, anger, and frustration in his eyes as I choked him. MAC was good if your instructor was good. My instructor was lvl 4 and would apparently teach his kids how to roll and poo poo. I rolled with him once and I tapped out at least ten times. It was frustrating as hell. Screamed a bunch when he made me bend in ways I didn’t want. He was good because he always made sure that he told us two things. First, is that he’s teaching us enough to get our asses kicked at a bar. Second, the person who wins the fight is whoever’s buddy shows up first. I went through twice because I got hurt because I got taken down weird and tweaked my arm. 2 weeks on JBB with no weapon? Hell yeah!
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Some West Pointers I went to ABOLC with and some in my unit are always posting bullshit about leadership, military history, tactics and other nonsense on Facebook. It’s really odd how it’s almost exclusively West Pointers, the only outlier I personally know is a really annoying ROTC guy I went through ABOLC with.
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mods change my name posted:its actually really loving stupid MMA jack off poo poo that serves no purpose but I suppose "serving a purpose" hasn't much place in the army anyhow. One patient I'll remember forever was at my first duty station. Got speared through the knee while doing combatives in AIT, tearing literally everything. ACL, PCL, MCL, LCL, meniscus, patellar tendon. 2-3 major reconstructive surgeries before she even got out of TRADOC. A month in Korea and she's on crutches again with the most strongly visibly positive McMurray drop test I've ever seen, yay meniscus is torn again! That was some loving eye-opening poo poo.
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Viva Miriya posted:Mustang when do you ETS? After he makes major, finishes up at CGSC, takes batallion command as a LT. Colonel and succumbs to liver failure from alcohol abuse and 2 pack a day smoking habit
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Nice and hot piss posted:After he makes major, finishes up at CGSC, takes batallion command as a LT. Colonel and succumbs to liver failure from alcohol abuse and 2 pack a day smoking habit lmbo
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:Everyone knows BCs die to canned air. Canned air plus a sandwich. The deadliest combo.
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:Canned air plus a sandwich. The deadliest combo. I propose this be the thread title for the new year
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:I propose this be the thread title for the new year
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Zeris posted:I love these whiny blogger accounts that wax all day about leadership and history, when you find out they’re a loving lieutenant: Some of his stuff is amusing but I was really surprised to read that. And a guard lieutenant at that. There's a "leadership" site I can't remember the name of that's full of salty lieutenants bitching about the army's failed leadership with their west point and ROTC wisdom Also is there anything worse than getting stuck with a bunch of west pointers who talk about west point the entire time?
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:Canned air plus a sandwich. The deadliest combo. I don't get this and I feel ashamed
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Ashmole posted:Also is there anything worse than getting stuck with a bunch of west pointers who talk about west point the entire time? I guess. Everybody has some cool poo poo to talk about (usually) and I'd be interested to hear about all the hazing/tradition poo poo on a boring guard shift.
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Although I have to say I've only ever been present for the hero flight of an SNCO that took that out.
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mods change my name posted:its actually really loving stupid MMA jack off poo poo that serves no purpose but I suppose "serving a purpose" hasn't much place in the army anyhow. Yeah sounds like yall weren't doing it right
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Look at this dumbass saying that combatives of all things doesn't belong in the military. How about 350-1 training or literally anything else
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Army combatives is dumb.
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Aranan posted:Army combatives is dumb. Nice to meet you Army Combatives
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Aranan posted:Army dumb.
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Army combatives is actually not bad but idiots who don’t understand it ruin it, like most things in the Army.
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Army combatives is actually not bad but idiots who don’t understand it ruin it, like most things in the Army. This. They ruined me having an entire box of 40mm to play with by forcing me to do it a weird way that ended up bruising my arm.
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Cravius posted:Look at this dumbass saying that combatives of all things doesn't belong in the military. How about 350-1 training or literally anything else lol at someone arguing for combatives calling anybody a dumbass
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:lol at someone arguing for combatives calling anybody a dumbass Sorry I want the guy next to me to know how to defend himself if he gets grabbed clearing a room. The first time you're getting punched shouldn't be when you're fighting for your life. Lmao at the notion that soldiers shouldn't learn basic hand to hand fighting.
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Hand to hand good, combatives bad. I think it does add some confidence but its hardly realistic training.
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mods change my name posted:Hand to hand good, combatives bad. I think it does add some confidence but its hardly realistic training. Yeah I'd agree that MACP needs a lot of tinkering, it addresses a critical need in a flawed way.
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What combatives course trains in full gear? Serious question i didn't go through it all.
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