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Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Alkydere posted:

If Elon Musk can actually get us, as a species, to start tip-toeing off this dying planet he can showboat as much as he loving wants.

Not that he's made any real, permanent progress on that front yet, but that smug fucker is at least trying more than anyone else with the actual wealth/power to do so even if it's just an attempt to inflate his ego.
Returning Earth to a basically pristine state is a daunting task but still easier than maintaining a permanent, self-sustaining and independent human presence on Mars (i.e. one capable of surviving the end of human civilization on Earth). And that's assuming it's perfectly run by humans, which is kind of a stretch, you know? To say nothing of terraforming Mars to be habitable to human life - if you can do that it's easier to just fix Earth even if your technological aptitude is equal to The Culture. Space travel is a publicity stunt turned into a jobs program turned back into a publicity stunt, and even if Elon Musk gets his wish to die on Mars, it will have been a relatively fruitless adventure given the cost.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Build the Wall(around Alabama)!


Also my two cent about the intern pic.

1) Probably the whitiest it's been in the last 8 maybe even 16 or 24 years.
2) Donnie probably asked for the women to stand next to him.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Space travel owns, though. Lot of power in optimism, and in believing there's reason to be optimistic. We need something.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
space travel isn't a publicity stunt or a jobs program

it was a way of harnessing public optimism about science creating a better world, to justify lavish spending on extraordinarily destructive weapons programs

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
im paraphrasing heavily from acme novelty #19 here

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

boner confessor posted:

space travel isn't a publicity stunt or a jobs program

it was a way of harnessing public optimism about science creating a better world, to justify lavish spending on extraordinarily destructive weapons programs
I would argue it was effectively a jobs program during the Apollo era, consuming nearly 5% of the budget for a few years.

And you just described a publicity stunt.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Rinkles posted:

Space travel owns, though. Lot of power in optimism, and in believing there's reason to be optimistic. We need something.

*We* need something. That's the problem. The war right now isn't against ISIS or ~terrists~, it's in the political system ensuring we're fighting each other. Pick a reason: it keeps re-election chances high, it keeps the rich getting richer, it's easier than risking everything to actually *fix* something and risk pissing off a key donor.

There's no profit in the cure or treatment, just in making sure the disease gets worse.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000
Oh, well if you're looking for a way to capture the public imagination and get them united behind a common goal and purpose, and drive the economy forward as a nice side bonus, I can think of no better inspiration than the October Revolution of 1917.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Kilroy posted:

Oh, well if you're looking for a way to capture the public imagination and get them united behind a common goal and purpose, and drive the economy forward as a nice side bonus, I can think of no better inspiration than the October Revolution of 1917.

bleh

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol:

This thread sometimes

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Exploration is a publicity stunt.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
exploration is a great thing *spends a kajillion dollars building a space station roughly 250 miles from the earth's surface*

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
if you could drive a honda civic straight up into the air, it would take about four hours to get to the ISS

exploration!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Every dollar we spend on the space program returns $10-14. It's quite literally the best investment we've ever made.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

boner confessor posted:



musk is a showboater who as of yet has not demonstrated much aptitude at anything beyond ecommerce

oh nevermind, you're doing a bit and talking out of your rear end

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
ah sorry i pissed on musk's real accomplishments such as, and also

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
privatized the space industry with fiscally sustainable systems that make future space travel possible (imagine where air travel would be if planes were not reusable, same concept)

forced the entire auto industry to shift to electric at least a decade earlier than they would have otherwise

which makes a big goddamn dent in the climate change fight

but yeah, he's just a paypal hack :rolleyes:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Not to mention the power wall greatly increases the efficiency of the :420: market, so you'd think this forum would be all for it

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Bottom Liner posted:

Every dollar we spend on the space program returns $10-14. It's quite literally the best investment we've ever made.

I'll grant you it certainly can have a good return on investment, but that's far from the best return out of a government program. Energy efficiency programs return ~$40 for ever $1 spent. And on the extreme end the Malcolm Baldrige National Quality Award returns $820 for every $1 spent.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
privatized the space industry while accepting billions of dollars from the us government

https://www.nasa.gov/content/nasa-chooses-american-companies-to-transport-us-astronauts-to-international-space-station

also lol at musk forcing electric vehicles when toyota has been selling hybrids since the late nineties

dont waste my time if you're just a wired magazine techbro fellator giddy over star trek fantasies of space communism

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Dec 29, 2017

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Kelly posted:

There is so, so much in this interview but this:


It's so difficult for the GOP to win the Electoral College that he is the first Republican president... ever.
What gets me is that he keeps repeatedly saying that Clinton should have won the election, and we just let that go right on by because he also says that he obstructed justice on purpose.

But, like, dude said out loud that the Democrats should've won.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Welp science doesn't have a good enough quarterly ROI gently caress it and defund it.

Clunk Tap It
May 1, 2014

Pakled posted:

Not really, no. The thing went like "haha libs are so stupid they'll believe the OK signal is a white power gesture if we start pretending like it is" and so they started using it as a white power gesture which turned into media reporting on it being a white power gesture to which they reacted "haha stupid libs got owned, we played them like a fiddle"

Yeah, I didn't think so. The way the post was worded made it sound there were a few who said "WAIT! We're not REALLY racist! We were just trolling those libs who unfairly say we are!"

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

I'm surprised people can even be optimistic about space travel.

It took the USA like three generations to go "gently caress England" I bet the citizens of Mars will tell earth to gently caress off within 30 years of becoming independent resource wise. Then starts the space wars of dominance over resources, moons and planets.

"Martian born Rick Johnson elected governor of The Moon. Promises higher taxes on imports from Earth and a stronger trade relationship with the Republic of Mars. Threatens Earth with moon mineral sanctions if Earths blockade of Venus asteroid cluster is not lifted. Permitting Martian harvester ships access after UN declares Venus asteroids to be within international space"

"Earth President Ivanka Trump the third, threatens pre-emptive strike on the moon after silos believed to contain Martian Planet Cracker torpedoes were observed by satellite near a supposed mineral refinery. Governor Johnson maintains that they are merely storage silos and invite UN inspectors to confirm it"

"Planet Cracker Torpedoes within Earths missile defence grid violates the treaty of Phobos said president Trump. A UN investigation holds no credibility and we will only accept an investigation carried out by Earth-mil officials who must be granted full jurisdiction during their investigation on The Moon"


Either that or Mars never achieves resource independence and becomes subservient to earth with people living in squalor in the Mars mineral mines. Working 80 hour weeks in exchange for oxygen and nutrient credits to spend at the mining corporations company store.

I mean we can dehumanize people living in the same city as ourselves. Never mind people living on another planet. People will be going "Martians have a right to 8 hour workdays and Sundays off" and people on earth will be going "My grandfather grew up in the early 2000s and had to work 100 hour weeks and he was only paid in raw potatoes. Why should Martians who are not even human get more of my money?"

The Gigafactory already has labour rights issues and Musk hasn't even gotten off the planet yet.

Katt fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Dec 29, 2017

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PhazonLink posted:

Welp science doesn't have a good enough quarterly ROI gently caress it and defund it.

maybe let's not cream ourselves over science as the savior of all things when science is also what lies at the root of our problems

maybe, uh, vacant industrialism and the relentless drive to create more advanced technology is, uh, kind of what's loving up our ecosystem? maybe?

nah. better not to imagine that. i wouldn't want to think that i'm complicit at all in pollution and the degradation of the ecosystem through my consumer behavior

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
No you see it's not a white power gesture, it's white power innuendo, that's different, get owned libcucks

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

boner confessor posted:

maybe let's not cream ourselves over science as the savior of all things when science is also what lies at the root of our problems

maybe, uh, vacant industrialism and the relentless drive to create more advanced technology is, uh, kind of what's loving up our ecosystem? maybe?

nah. better not to imagine that. i wouldn't want to think that i'm complicit at all in pollution and the degradation of the ecosystem through my consumer behavior

Your response is nihilism, or were you only half joking earlier?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

People laughed at Musk when he said he was going to work on reusable rockets that can land upright.

Who is laughing now, fuckers?

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
It took us millions of years to adapt to life on this planet and techbros want to abandon it so they can live in a series of dingy hamster tubes on a big dusty shitball.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

boner confessor posted:

maybe let's not cream ourselves over science as the savior of all things when science is also what lies at the root of our problems

maybe, uh, vacant industrialism and the relentless drive to create more advanced technology is, uh, kind of what's loving up our ecosystem? maybe?

nah. better not to imagine that. i wouldn't want to think that i'm complicit at all in pollution and the degradation of the ecosystem through my consumer behavior

Marx was right

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011

boner confessor posted:

maybe let's not cream ourselves over science as the savior of all things when science is also what lies at the root of our problems

maybe, uh, vacant industrialism and the relentless drive to create more advanced technology is, uh, kind of what's loving up our ecosystem? maybe?

nah. better not to imagine that. i wouldn't want to think that i'm complicit at all in pollution and the degradation of the ecosystem through my consumer behavior

You should be part of the solution, start by throwing your computer away.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Protect the gorgeous vista right outside my window? Oh no no sir, I need to do a few more calculations so that in 50 years 8 miserable jackasses can strain sand for copper for 13 hours a day.

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

DiggityDoink posted:

This was my dad. We haven't talked for a long time now but his motto was "If there's no cops, there's no laws." This mostly had to deal with driving and speeding when there weren't any around but it really brings up the time he showed me some seriously questionable porn on his computer when I was around 15 asking me what I thought of it.

You don't deserve to put up with your weirdo of a dad.

Katt posted:

Earth President Ivanka Trump the third

:smith: I honestly feel we need to get a lot better at actually equitable societies before we can manage to live off Earth in any numbers, otherwise our fragile habitats will just get wrecked by the first rear end in a top hat who gets mad about something.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

boner confessor posted:

exploration is a great thing *spends a kajillion dollars building a space station roughly 250 miles from the earth's surface*

I've seen well-reasoned arguments against spending a lot of money on space, or ofwhy Musk in particular is no one to celebrate. The only way this post could be further from one is if you had literally said "You can't explore space, I can see it from right here!" instead of just implying it.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Nerds want to live on Mars to test if "Not if you were the last man on the planet" holds up after a few months.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Well, I could live on the only planet in the known universe that I can walk around on, breathe on and eat poo poo off the ground on. Alternatively, i could spend my days on a planet half my lifespan away and drink my own reconstituted piss infinitely.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

boner confessor posted:

maybe let's not cream ourselves over science as the savior of all things when science is also what lies at the root of our problems

maybe, uh, vacant industrialism and the relentless drive to create more advanced technology is, uh, kind of what's loving up our ecosystem? maybe?

nah. better not to imagine that. i wouldn't want to think that i'm complicit at all in pollution and the degradation of the ecosystem through my consumer behavior

wow, you really went full on hippie with this post

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Azhais posted:

Marx was right

Wherever you go... whatever you do... Tesla will be right here, waiting for you.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I choose to worship Bezos as the techbro lord and savior.

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Eox posted:

It took us millions of years to adapt to life on this planet and techbros want to abandon it so they can live in a series of dingy hamster tubes on a big dusty shitball.

Look how reliant humanity is on a very small group of people with an insane leader not ordering a nuclear attack he so obviously wants an excuse to order. As long as we're dependant on a single planet, with the power to make that planet virtually unlivable for humanity, we're extremely vulnerable as a species.

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