GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Apparently, some poo poo has leaked:

https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/108813136.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Anyone want to waste their time checking this poo poo against those other S8 spoilers from a few months back?

Looks like Tyrion gonna suck off Bronn.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:22

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:43

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

lmao if you think i'm clicking on a livejournal link what is this 2001???

# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:25

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

2001 is how many dicks you have sucked.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:39

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Hell Yeah posted:

lmao if you think i'm clicking on a livejournal link what is this 2001???

I mean it's literally the only place GRRM still writes

# ? Dec 29, 2017 00:59

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

13Pandora13 posted:

I mean it's literally the only place GRRM still writes

lmao

# ? Dec 29, 2017 01:01

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

I believe those leaks are from the same source that turned out to be accurate last season

lol

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:05

!Klams: Dec 25, 2005; Squid Squad

I don't think those leaks are real.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 11:40

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

Work has those pages blocked. Anyone find any good parts?

# ? Dec 29, 2017 11:42

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Waltzing Along posted:

Looks like Tyrion gonna suck off Bronn.

drat, finally. I might have to start watching this poo poo again if true.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:14

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I hope a giant helps John and his crew fight off the White Walkers.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Dennis System posted:

I hope a giant helps John and his crew fight off the White Walkers.

i hope tyrion jacks off the giant

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:39

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

I hope the giant cums on someone.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:56

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

I hope Sansa meets a nice boy and they live happily ever after [:

# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:18

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

sugar free jazz posted:

I hope Sansa meets a nice boy and they live happily ever after [:

She did, but he get et by dogs.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:21

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Jon Snuuuuuuuh will decide to stop loving his aunt and start loving his sister/cousin.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:24

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

She did, but he get et by dogs.

nooo ]:

# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:28

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Bran wargs into... a BRAND NEW CARRRR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iOmVd1W_g

# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Drunken Baker posted:

Work has those pages blocked. Anyone find any good parts?

It's part of this show, so there are no good parts. Idiot.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:20

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

re-watching some of this HBO marathon and good lord tyrion is a loving dumb rear end at tactics. I could better tactics tham him.

Plus, this whole last season makes no sense. The unsullied army is trapped at castlerly rock then they're fine later?

The show fell off a cliff after s. 4 just like the books.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 00:28

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Supreme Allah posted:

re-watching some of this HBO marathon and good lord tyrion is a loving dumb rear end at tactics. I could better tactics tham him.

Plus, this whole last season makes no sense. The unsullied army is trapped at castlerly rock then they're fine later?

The show fell off a cliff after s. 4 just like the books.

I think being taken away from all the tits made Tyrion turn into a bad leader.

It's like cutting off Samson's hair.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 00:30

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

sugar free jazz posted:

I hope Sansa meets a nice boy and they live happily ever after [:

Are there any nice guys left on this show besides John?

# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:08

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

The Dennis System posted:

Are there any nice guys left on this show besides John?

Podrick.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gendry.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:22

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Gendry.

I forgot about Gendry.

Bobby Digital posted:

Podrick.

Pod is too beta for high society woman like Sansa.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:24

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I heard that guy hangs dong

# ? Jan 1, 2018 02:34

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

pod? that guy fucks

# ? Jan 1, 2018 02:57

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Bobby Digital posted:

Podrick.

Pod should get a castle and create his own army using the Walder Frey plan.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 03:22

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

Who was it who was saying that Tyrion double-paid the girls to refuse Pod's money to big him up. That was a bad take. Pod is a pimp. End of.

Drunken Baker fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 2, 2018

# ? Jan 2, 2018 13:57

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Yes, Littlefinger is pretty big on freedom of choice and sexual liberation for his sex slaves.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 15:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

give em the ole little finger

# ? Jan 2, 2018 15:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

littlefinger last heard taunting the starks asking them if they would stand a chance beating him in ball'tamor

# ? Jan 2, 2018 15:31

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Supreme Allah posted:

The unsullied army is trapped at castlerly rock then they're fine later?

I found this confusing as well. But it's just the lovely way the scenes were connected together. The unsullied army took Rasterly Cock very easily and wondered why. Then Euron's fleet burns Danaeris' down, cutting off their return by water. Then we cut to Highgarden - totally different castle - which Jamie and the rest of the Lannisters are settling in to besiege.

The jump to Jamie's army is so abrupt that if you're not paying close attention you'd think it was still Dastardly Dock, and given how dull the show has gotten, who's paying it full attention anymore?

# ? Jan 2, 2018 23:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

S8 been in production for a while now. But it won't be out for over a year.

I'm guessing all 6 episodes will be 90 mins or more. And a poo poo ton of special effects.

And dragon loving.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:18

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

It costs a lot to do CGI dragon dongs.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:18

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Show is bad trash now and I'm gonna watch every remaining episode drunk on red wine

# ? Jan 18, 2018 17:11

Preechr: May 19, 2009; Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

I don�t watch this trash, I just read the thread�s reactions and I figure I get all the salient points. Any parts worth seeing (fake Sansa, etc) get posted in here anyway.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:31

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Waltzing Along posted:

It costs a lot to do CGI dragon dongs.

Should hire the /r/dragonsfuckingcars dudes on reddit for special counsel

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:34

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Sansa and Khaleese lesbian scene please.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:54