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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

That literally could not look less like Simo Häyhä.

Before or after he was shot in the face?

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Say Nothing posted:

Simo Häyhä film.



I loved her in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I don’t know if this is the same video but if you feel like watching some laughably low budget sniper stuff you’re in luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2yxn_3XCws

I like how he keeps shooting the same dude

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rascar Capac posted:

I loved her in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I just got this :buddy:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That animated one looks amazingly like a floating hookshot point in a Zelda game

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/1dPwlJy.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The best boy/girl. :3:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

The best boy/girl. :3:

The actual best in the world, he set an official Guinness world record right there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnzXA9b7Ww

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The actual best in the world, he set an official Guinness world record right there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnzXA9b7Ww

He actually loving steers! That's amazing!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Snowy posted:

I don’t know if this is the same video but if you feel like watching some laughably low budget sniper stuff you’re in luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2yxn_3XCws

I like how he keeps shooting the same dude

I also enjoy the barrel being full of snow before, during, and after he shoots.

Also the modern box truck driving behind the first Nazi

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Snowy posted:

I don’t know if this is the same video but if you feel like watching some laughably low budget sniper stuff you’re in luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2yxn_3XCws

I like how he keeps shooting the same dude

Uh this is pretty obviously just a couple hobbyists having some fun. The poster is for an actual (if small-time) feature film being made.

TheBigAristotle posted:

I also enjoy the barrel being full of snow before, during, and after he shoots.

Also the modern box truck driving behind the first Nazi

Also his rifle being an American M14, but really this is all kinda pointless to even mention since it's just some quick little amateur project.

And the enemies are Soviets, not Nazis.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Nordick posted:

Uh this is pretty obviously just a couple hobbyists having some fun. The poster is for an actual (if small-time) feature film being made.


Also his rifle being an American M14, but really this is all kinda pointless to even mention since it's just some quick little amateur project.

And the enemies are Soviets, not Nazis.

and the valve sound, the evilest sound of all!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

:black101: "Even in death I still serve"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I choose to assume he made sweet love to the contested doe with the severed head of his rival fixed on his antlers. It's like Conan the Barbarian in elk form.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Standing with
My enemy
Hung on my horns
With haste and reverie
Killing with charm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22_Mcic_zt4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Alternative: the beast is just trying out an avant-garde hat for Easter

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

That is some next level face blindness

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



How long was it caught up like that? The decapitated head is looking pretty haggard.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

The spikes on the antlers point away from the body, note there are 4 antlers, 2 with spikes pointing towards the body, 2 pointing away.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

:psyduck:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Oh mother gently caress I see it now. I thought the bits of skull showing were the whole skull, and it just had a big set of antlers.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
thats not a coyote skull, unless you have giant coyotes with long skulls. you can see the upper and lower jaw from the side there and a big ear, its a big skull

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Nature is loving brutal :rock:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Oh mother gently caress I see it now. I thought the bits of skull showing were the whole skull, and it just had a big set of antlers.

You're dumb.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Shrapnig posted:

You're dumb.

Yep. Also sleep deprived. But mostly dumb.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Snowy posted:

How long was it caught up like that? The decapitated head is looking pretty haggard.

I would guess that It came across a dead elk and just went into instinct jousting mode, got tangled and tore the drat head loose.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

It looks more like some sort of small pastry to me

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Tony Phillips posted:

I would guess that It came across a dead elk and just went into instinct jousting mode, got tangled and tore the drat head loose.

I wish I could see that oh gently caress moment when it realized the whole head was tangled up. That’s what you get, tough guy.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Snowy posted:

I wish I could see that oh gently caress moment when it realized the whole head was tangled up. That’s what you get, tough guy.

I want to see the moment where he ripped the head from the body

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Nordick posted:

It looks more like some sort of small pastry to me

Beat me too it :argh:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Nordick posted:

It looks more like some sort of small pastry to me



You’re both way too late for it to be funny. Slowpoke.png

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tony Phillips posted:

I would guess that It came across a dead elk and just went into instinct jousting mode, got tangled and tore the drat head loose.

Deer get locked together pretty frequently during rut and occasionally one or both dies before they can get untangled, there's a ton of photos and youtube videos. I even saw photos of three bucks that managed to get tangled and then ended up dead in a stream.

Edit: http://www.wideopenspaces.com/10-best-locked-antler-rescues-pics/
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/3-ohio-bucks-found-dead-locked-together-ohio-pics/

Edit 2: there's also cases where deer are fighting and one drops dead and the other keeps attacking the corpse

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 06:54 on Dec 31, 2017

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



ladron posted:

I want to see the moment where he ripped the head from the body

I imagine it like “tough guy eh? Let’s see yow tough you really are!”

*rotten head just lifts right off the corpse, tangled in antlers*

“gently caress”

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

As an aside, stay away from deer and elk during rutting season. They will mess you up.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
A page late, but basket stars are pretty incredible as well.


treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1hL_TfEGI&t=20s

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
NBD, just a guy facing down a charging elephant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9WW3QbOgQA

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNT424RVDBY

I think this guy can play it better than the band can now.

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