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Guest2553 posted:Debate & Discussion > trump Thread III: jet streams and poo poo like that I like this because he got so many incredulous, positive responses that he basically tweeted later, "look, I get the humor of having a Jersey Shore meat head educating someone, but you can still be smart and party with friends". Vinny should primary Trump, since he is clearly more prepared for the role. Gym, tan and democratic engagement.
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Guest2553 posted:Debate & Discussion > trump Thread III: jet streams and poo poo like that He's running.
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Dec 30, 2017 18:44
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Dec 30, 2017 18:53
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In the Trump version of all the president's men that barroom conversation will be the opening scene.
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Ogmius815 posted:In the Trump version of all the president's men that barroom conversation will be the opening scene. Pretty sure it'll be the sound of pants being unzipped in a Moscow hotel room
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Dec 30, 2017 18:59
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HYPOTHETICALLY what does Disney do if trump is impeached? Remove him entirely, or put his used-to-be-Hillary abomination in like a pirates of the Caribbean jail cell?
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Dec 30, 2017 19:01
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has anyone stopped to think about just how great of a movie all this will make some day?
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Same Great Paste posted:HYPOTHETICALLY what does Disney do if trump is impeached? Remove him entirely, or put his used-to-be-Hillary abomination in like a pirates of the Caribbean jail cell? They're all there. Nixon, Bush 2, Buchanan...
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Lube banjo posted:has anyone stopped to think about just how great of a movie all this will make some day? It would really strain credibility.
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Ogmius815 posted:In the Trump version of all the president's men that barroom conversation will be the opening scene. I just pray Scorsese lives long enough to direct.
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Dmitri-9 posted:I just pray Scorsese lives long enough to direct. I think you mean David Lynch. David Mamet can write the dialogue, and then Aaron Sorkin can edit it.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:11
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Smeef posted:I think you mean David Lynch. For the amount of body horror necessary for the pee tape scene and anything alone with Melania and him, David Cronenberg will have to be called in.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:14
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Phlag posted:I'm not inclined to go that far, but it's still interesting. It's a perfect example of Trump tweeting before all the information is in (not that we don't have a thousand instances of that already), to the point where he's damaging foreign relations. I have two different thoughts on this. The most likely is that both China and Russia understand that starving North Korea until it collapses would cause the greatest refugee crisis in world history, which could overwhelm and destabilize South Korea, possibly causing a crash in the world economy. A more conspiricy minded view is that goading Trump into going in to North Korea by showing that sanctions won't work would be another nail in the American empire.
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Same Great Paste posted:HYPOTHETICALLY what does Disney do if trump is impeached? Remove him entirely, or put his used-to-be-Hillary abomination in like a pirates of the Caribbean jail cell? Move it to the "and the rest" section that is all the nothing presidents that don't speak or animate much. Probably.
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Dec 30, 2017 19:28
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Lube banjo posted:has anyone stopped to think about just how great of a movie all this will make some day? It's gonna be really hard to get all the nuance across when we're limited to just shadow puppets.
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I will never watch whatever Trump biopic comes out in 15-20 years, no matter how acclaimed it is, since it will inevitably humanize him.
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This is absolutely amazing. I wish this would happen every time.
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SeANMcBAY posted:I will never watch whatever Trump biopic comes out in 15-20 years, no matter how acclaimed it is, since it will inevitably humanize him. That's why you make Mueller the protagonist.
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SeANMcBAY posted:I will never watch whatever Trump biopic comes out in 15-20 years, no matter how acclaimed it is, since it will inevitably humanize him. There's never going to be a good Trump biopic because everyone's going to be trapped in this place where they either have to humanize him to the point of propaganda to make him come off like a real person or they have to present him as is and he'll just come off like a cartoon character. Its an impossible line to walk to somehow present Trump exactly as he is without it seeming like a bad comedy.
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Helen Highwater posted:That's why you make Mueller the protagonist. I also wouldn’t watch that since that sounds hilariously boring.
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SeANMcBAY posted:I will never watch whatever Trump biopic comes out in 15-20 years, no matter how acclaimed it is, since it will inevitably humanize him. STAC Goat posted:There's never going to be a good Trump biopic because everyone's going to be trapped in this place where they either have to humanize him to the point of propaganda to make him come off like a real person or they have to present him as is and he'll just come off like a cartoon character. Its an impossible line to walk to somehow present Trump exactly as he is without it seeming like a bad comedy. They can model it on Mario Vargas Llosa's Feast of the Goat.
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empty whippet box posted:This is absolutely amazing. I wish this would happen every time. I half expect that by the end of 2018 Disney announces that the Hall of Presidents is being temporarily shut down because its been decided that they just can't get through a shift without all hell breaking loose and there's really no other solution than to shut it all down.
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empty whippet box posted:This is absolutely amazing. I wish this would happen every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWYE3iYmoI
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STAC Goat posted:no other solution than to shut it all down. Sounds legitimate.
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just put trump hair on gollum
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Move it to the "and the rest" section that is all the nothing presidents that don't speak or animate much. Probably. They're going to do that the very moment he leaves office no matter how it happens.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:They're going to do that the very moment he leaves office no matter how it happens. I think he's the most expensive animatronic they've made so it kinda seems like they'd want to use it. They might peel the face off and put it on a cheaper one then reuse the frame.
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Google Butt posted:just put trump hair on gollum At Disneyland? Jabba the Hutt is more their guy, or Salacious Crumb.
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HootTheOwl posted:So it takes A LOT of fuel to go into space. Now imagine doubling that so you have enough fuel to land the rocket. Except now you doubled the weight of your rocket, and will need even more fuel to get it up into space. (I think it's an exponential relationship, due to diminishing returns on how much extra force the same bit of fuel can provide) so now you're using wayyyy more than you started with just to do something fancy. Then there's the technology and boosters required to steer the descending rocket (which is cool. Research this, but don't keep wasting rockets on it once you figure it out). Then you realize NASA already did this forever ago when they started landing rovers and landers on other planets. the LEM from the appollo missions already could do this, but they cheated by doing it on the moon (where there's no atmosphere, and 1/6th the gravity to overcome) and by leaving most of the rocket in space. Im in no position to tackle this information. But doesnt space x have super smart people working on this and if it wasnt cheaper to reuse rockets why are they doing it? also landing the rocket is only a fraction of the fuel needed to get into space. Pushing against gravity and air resistance for a 10 minute flight upwards vs falling to earth, hitting terminal velocity(not that fast) then breaking at the end?
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I was going to say how convenient it is that it's in Florida because the president almost always wins that state so I was curious to see the last one who lost it (besides Gore) and 270 has a goddamn moving swingometer. e: H W Bush lost it in 1992. Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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STAC Goat posted:There's never going to be a good Trump biopic because everyone's going to be trapped in this place where they either have to humanize him to the point of propaganda to make him come off like a real person or they have to present him as is and he'll just come off like a cartoon character. Its an impossible line to walk to somehow present Trump exactly as he is without it seeming like a bad comedy. (and we can call it Koyaanisgoatse just like the poster here)
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Of course this was started by some unqualified drunk rich kid running his mouth.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Zero minutes of original footage. Just splice together two solid hours of actual recordings (not all of which have him directly in them but all of which are about him) and set it to Philip Glass if necessary. I think a dramatisation is fine, just leave a "THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED" disclaimer across the bottom half of the screen for the entire duration. And then score it all with Penderecki
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Congrats on being a loud, dumb rear end in a top hat I guess.
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FizFashizzle posted:Of course this was started by some unqualified drunk rich kid running his mouth. Trump doesn't drink tho
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Same Great Paste posted:HYPOTHETICALLY what does Disney do if trump is impeached? Remove him entirely, or put his used-to-be-Hillary abomination in like a pirates of the Caribbean jail cell? If he's impeached, he gets moved over to the corner with Clinton and little dick Johnson. If he resigns he hangs out with Tricky Dick for the rest of time. If he's actually impeached and removed they reskin the animatronic with a hastily repurposed Joe Biden face made into Pence and replace Trump with a wax figure of Adam Baldwin as Trump. Wax Trump will reside in a special case above the urinals in the closest men's room.
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STAC Goat posted:There's never going to be a good Trump biopic because everyone's going to be trapped in this place where they either have to humanize him to the point of propaganda to make him come off like a real person or they have to present him as is and he'll just come off like a cartoon character. Its an impossible line to walk to somehow present Trump exactly as he is without it seeming like a bad comedy. Just do it like in Good Night and Good Luck and have any and all of Trump's appearances "played" by real archive footage and brace for the complaints that "the actor" was "too over the top" e:f,b
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Republicans posted:Congrats on being a loud, dumb rear end in a top hat I guess. name + post combo irony
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