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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm the baldness and skin cancer caused by whatever the gently caress is in the hypercolour hair dye

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I wanna put it on my pubes + butt hair

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
pants that change color when you fart

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

George posted:

pants that change color when you fart

mine do that already

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

communism bitch posted:

I wanna put it on my pubes + butt hair

panteney on my peeny

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



George posted:

pants that change color when you fart

i wanna put my pubes & butt on this thread

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

quote:

It’s quite easy to see the differences between the internet world we live in and the utopia we were promised. And a fair measure of that is because we didn’t actually make it to the utopia. The solution, then, the argument goes, is to keep at it. To keep taking our medicine even as the patient gets more sick, on the faith that we will one day reach that future state of total-information-freedom and equality of voices.

This isn’t an unreasonable position, but I think it would have been worth thinking about beforehand. There is a difference between Advil and chemotherapy. If you’re not dying of cancer, the benefits of something like chemotherapy are dubious. A better metaphor might be back pain. I have back pain. I could get surgery for my back pain. But the surgery is hugely debilitating, with only moderate chances of success. It is not unreasonable for me to say “nah, not worth it.”

If I had known in 1994 that this whole internet thing would have brought generations — generations — of pain before the solution came, it would have been a totally different decision process for me to help it out.

But I thought it would be a couple of decades. I was wrong.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

sir this is a burger king drive thru

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i liked to read the short lil story until it turned out to be irl cancer story, i dont like reading those a lot

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



too much dead family

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

angry_keebler posted:

i'm more excited to see the rx78 walking around and slicing up buildings and stuff with the beam saber

can't wait for another country to build a zaku

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

communism bitch posted:

I wanna put it on my pubes + butt hair

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Improbable Lobster posted:

communism bitch posted:

The one and only time I bought a pair of jeans on amazon they looked completely normal and unremarkable on the website, but when they arrived and they had a huge roaring tiger on the left rear end cheek, rendered in metallic red and gold stitching, possibly with sequins.
Straight on my rear end.

TimWinter fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Dec 28, 2017

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
so are we all gonna upgrade to cyberpunk 2018 tags or what

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
If I want in on the 2018 cyberpunk gang tag do I admit to being a wannabe and buy it for myself or do I just shoot for some superlative like top 10 poster in this sub

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

TimWinter posted:

If I want in on the 2018 cyberpunk gang tag do I admit to being a wannabe and buy it for myself or do I just shoot for some superlative like top 10 poster in this sub

in your case you just give up and get banned

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

haveblue posted:

so are we all gonna upgrade to cyberpunk 2018 tags or what

if inclined:

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
not really A E S T H E T I C

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Crusader posted:

if inclined:



eschaton posted:

not really A E S T H E T I C

vaporwave is sooooo 2017


2018 is all outrun baby

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
speaking of, my Soviet electroluminescent display supposedly arrived at receiving

don’t bother trying to buy a GRiD portable with EL display though, friend of mine has dibs on them

yes, all of them

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

TimWinter posted:

If I want in on the 2018 cyberpunk gang tag do I admit to being a wannabe and buy it for myself or do I just shoot for some superlative like top 10 poster in this sub

wtf is a sub

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
that some kinda internet version of a big sandwich

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
what could be more sub than yospos

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

George posted:

what could be more sub than yospos

never speak of it but there is a sub of yospos called yosisg (your operating system is super great)

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

a sub is how you reveal to everyone else that you post on reddit

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CommunistPancake posted:

a sub is how you reveal to everyone else that you post on reddit

aaah

please don't look up justfrakkingdoit then

(they deleted my account in a fit after this fool tore up the pedo section of reddit and got televised)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
oooh poor reddit you had some nasty pervo with a subreddit about young girls in bathing suits you were scraping off youtube

and then some old guy got busted for it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Give me ping -n 1, Vasili. Ping -n 1 only, please.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

haveblue posted:

so are we all gonna upgrade to cyberpunk 2018 tags or what

how about this



e: tweaked the glow, animated

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Dec 30, 2017

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
wait Reddit had another pedo scandal and grrm was involved?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
if you’re going to say things like “Reddit pedo scandal” you’re going to need to be more specific.

[extremely Mac from Always Sunny voice]

There’s just so many of them!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

how about this



e: tweaked the glow, animated

tbh you should save that for 2019

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

lol if you think the forums will still be around in 2019

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

syscall girl posted:

oooh poor reddit you had some nasty pervo with a subreddit about young girls in bathing suits you were scraping off youtube

and then some old guy got busted for it

he was like a 55 year old fat dad from dallas

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Sagebrush posted:

how about this



e: tweaked the glow, animated

i'm on board with it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

CommunistPancake posted:

a sub is how you reveal to everyone else that you post on reddit

lol

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Crusader posted:

i'm on board with it



You could play mgs on an apple?

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


dom/sub duh

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



lancemantis posted:

You could play mgs on an apple?

connectix (rip) made virtual game station that emulated ps1 very well on macs for a few years around the turn of the century. i actually bought it just to play mgs on my g3 minitower in college when it came out.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Yeah I remember that software and it was pretty loving amazing. Like it was able to emulate PlayStation games on a 500mhz G3 at what seems like pretty much the same performance as the open sores emulators get today with a computer 4x faster

What was their secret?

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