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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Ya know what just gently caress it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRhLzL_ZHQ

all of these people failed the paper bag test

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


syscall girl posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAqkTHCM9c

let's hose down the entire barrio with an AR for one suspect

Holy poo poo! There is no way they didn't waste at least a few innocents there. That is like, the worst police work I have ever seen.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

zidane13 posted:

He gets to apparently use his ex-wifes house whenever he wants, gets paid by her, gets to say whatever he wants and people make a big deal out of him. He's won. Calling him out for a lisp? That makes you the bad person. Not defending him, but dang. He's got it good.

doesnt alimony end if you get remarried?

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
Did he get remarried? Someone into the gorilla mindset probably doesn't care about marriage much, he's got a free-flowing well of FYGM to use to do whatever he wants. But get married again, I suppose. Did he get this way after the alimony or before? I just see a dude with more than I'll ever have and the only way to beat that is to just pretend it doesn't exist.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

zidane13 posted:

Did he get remarried? Someone into the gorilla mindset probably doesn't care about marriage much, he's got a free-flowing well of FYGM to use to do whatever he wants. But get married again, I suppose. Did he get this way after the alimony or before? I just see a dude with more than I'll ever have and the only way to beat that is to just pretend it doesn't exist.

Has anything he has ever said or done given you the even the fleeting impression that he's happy?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Pull up thread!

Hup!





zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
No, we tend to do and say the most extreme things when we're very unhappy, in a bid to find some fleeting pleasure in the act of saying "gently caress you" to all that's held as good. But he's got money, and he's getting more.

Hm. I get it now, sorry! gently caress that lisping shithead fuckhole.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

zidane13 posted:

No, we tend to do and say the most extreme things when we're very unhappy, in a bid to find some fleeting pleasure in the act of saying "gently caress you" to all that's held as good. But he's got money, and he's getting more.

Hm. I get it now, sorry! gently caress that lisping shithead fuckhole.

Okay exactly what are you getting at because it seems like you're trying really hard not to look like you're taking the side of Mike Cernovich, pedophile, accused rapist and failed Will Ferrell impersonator.

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
I'm on no ones side. He's got it made, all you can really say is petty insults, and so the only thing to do... is not talk about people like that at all. It doesn't make sense. It's something that'll keep him alive, his meme propagating.

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Can you gently caress off and not talk bout him then?

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Somfin posted:

Okay exactly what are you getting at because it seems like you're trying really hard not to look like you're taking the side of Mike Cernovich, pedophile, accused rapist and failed Will Ferrell impersonator.
It's hard to pretend that someone is a pathetic loser, when the worst aspect of their existence you can name is their speech impediment. Yeah, the guy is a piece of poo poo. But he seems to to be depressingly successful?

Edit:
Wait...

There, that's better.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

zidane13 posted:

He's got it made, all you can really say is petty insults

Get out of here Mike

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe

Raygereio posted:

It's hard to pretend that someone is a pathetic loser, when the worst aspect of their existence you can name is their speech impediment. Yeah, the guy is a piece of poo poo. But he seems to to be depressingly successful?

Edit:
Wait...

There, that's better.

Hey, hey hey hey. This dude. Budderino. He's got the right answer. I'm sorry for making that go on, I'm sorry I don't have any gifs to share, but...do you?

You do! Please, post them.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe

BovineFury posted:

I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

Holy fuckin' poo poo right after with the race car doing circles, that's the one I want an update on. Stunt or real?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BovineFury posted:

I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

dude hit middle click and threw his weapon on accident

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

zidane13 posted:

Holy fuckin' poo poo right after with the race car doing circles, that's the one I want an update on. Stunt or real?

that one is fake unfortunately.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BovineFury posted:

I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

Car Culture is TRASH?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BovineFury posted:

I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

"They were armed — just not with any common sense. Cops busted a 40-year-old man following a bizarre Upper West Side street brawl caught on video early Wednesday where the weapons of choice included a machete, a metal garbage can and anything else they could get their hands on, police said."

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bumbling-brawlers-battle-trash-machete-nyc-poorly-article-1.3338711

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"They were armed — just not with any common sense. Cops busted a 40-year-old man following a bizarre Upper West Side street brawl caught on video early Wednesday where the weapons of choice included a machete, a metal garbage can and anything else they could get their hands on, police said."

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bumbling-brawlers-battle-trash-machete-nyc-poorly-article-1.3338711

Thanks.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/vK49Oct.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Jsj2mQD.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/nS5aSpX.mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/LV919CV.mp4

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Vehicular collisions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoAhq0-4TJs

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

These make me miss the OLD old Spidey gifs from the Comic Strip Megathread in BSS. From like, 6 years ago at least.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Manuel Calavera posted:

These make me miss the OLD old Spidey gifs from the Comic Strip Megathread in BSS. From like, 6 years ago at least.

Prepare for comic strip thread nostalgia overload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1VIvldVJc

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

this is real cringey to me for some reason. not to say that i didn't watch the whole thing

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



DoctorJones posted:

this is real cringey to me for some reason. not to say that i didn't watch the whole thing

Oh god that first one when she runs to get her baby out.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Powered Descent posted:

Prepare for comic strip thread nostalgia overload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1VIvldVJc

Holy poo poo. I stopped actively being a part of those threads a while ago but I remember so many of the injokes like it was yesterday.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/lBONK6f.gifv

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Guy Fieri is closing his much-panned Times Square restaurant after NYE. :911:
Let us bow down in awe of the parody of its menu.

Brimstone Inquiry
Jan 21, 2007


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Guy Fieri is closing his much-panned Times Square restaurant after NYE. :911:
Let us bow down in awe of the parody of its menu.



"Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons" is so innocently horrid, I love it.

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
I kinda really want a Blitzmas Beast and actually really want a Captain Beefheart. Is mortadella a real thing because I'm just imagining a ghost pepper or carolina reaper infused mozzarella.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Football: The Meal still sounds ok to me.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

zidane13 posted:

I kinda really want a Blitzmas Beast and actually really want a Captain Beefheart. Is mortadella a real thing because I'm just imagining a ghost pepper or carolina reaper infused mozzarella.

Mortadella is like bologna or salami.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BlackIronHeart posted:

Mortadella is like bologna or salami.

It sort of is, but without the "guess what kind of meat it is".

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
Mortadella (Italian pronunciation: [mortaˈdɛlla]) is a large Italian sausage[1] or luncheon meat (salume [saˈluːme]) made of finely hashed or ground, heat-cured pork, which incorporates at least 15% small cubes of pork fat (principally the hard fat from the neck of the pig). Mortadella is a product of Bologna, Italy. It is flavoured with spices, including whole or ground black pepper, olives, myrtle berries, and pistachios.


Oh christ that sounds delicious I'll never find that here(Maine).


https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/947229951144574976

zidane13 has a new favorite as of 02:37 on Dec 31, 2017

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Is that restaurant slogan a deliberate reference to that College song? None of that food is fit for a human-being unless you're a superhero who can stomach it.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Superbowl Bash Bro'det: Serves One.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Parody menu. Parody. Did you think they actually serve a dish that’s just a bag of oil?

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Is that restaurant slogan a deliberate reference to that College song? None of that food is fit for a human-being unless you're a superhero who can stomach it.
Menu is a parody aka not real

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