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On the subject of comedians who are more angry than funny, Bill Hicks went his entire goddamn career without telling an actual joke.
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George Carlin sucks too
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, my parents are loving retirement. They say they're having more fun now than they were in their 20's, and they partied it up pretty good in their 20's. Example: I was conceived in a car after a Jimmy Buffet concert. That's what they would tell you, of course, and maybe they really do. Good for them. And I wasn't really talking about the 20's, there you still have dreams. This was more for those over 30. Whatever vestiges of youth you still have will be gone soon. Do not wait a second longer.
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Nameless Pete posted:On the subject of comedians who are more angry than funny, Bill Hicks went his entire goddamn career without telling an actual joke. The best jokes are not actually funny, or intended to be so, but rather question how we think. Think of them as performance art. That's the basis for my posting anyway. 
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Dec 31, 2017 01:46
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doverhog posted:The best jokes are not actually funny, or intended to be so, but rather question how we think. Think of them as performance art. That's the basis for my posting anyway. The best jokes are funny imo.
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Dec 31, 2017 01:52
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"Fill your empty heart with pills and booze. Slowly sink beneath the bath water and breathe it in. The warmth only stings your lungs for a second, but then harsh reality peels away revealing the warm welcoming abyss." - a comedian
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Dec 31, 2017 01:56
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bill Burr is going to get eaten by his pit bull. His dog doesn't live with him anymore
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doverhog posted:The best jokes are not actually funny, or intended to be so, but rather question how we think. Think of them as performance art. That's the basis for my posting anyway. Counterpoint: BOOOO, GET OFF THE STAGE
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Solice Kirsk posted:"Fill your empty heart with pills and booze. Slowly sink beneath the bath water and breathe it in. The warmth only stings your lungs for a second, but then harsh reality peels away revealing the warm welcoming abyss." - a comedian I wish I had a bathtub, how can you do this with a shower?
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sassassin posted:The best jokes are funny imo. I go for the lip slightly twisting in wry amusement, followed by deep thought.
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Dec 31, 2017 02:03
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zidane13 posted:I wish I had a bathtub, how can you do this with a shower? Just triple up on the pills and booze.
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Dec 31, 2017 02:27
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zidane13 posted:Bloodletting is fine and you do to you what you want. Being attacked or having your control over you taken away is always evil. I'm really interested in the story that led up to this post. Who didn't let you bleed yourself?
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Dec 31, 2017 02:36
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm really interested in the story that led up to this post. Who didn't let you bleed yourself? Sounds like he needs to find himself a new barber who can better balance his humours.
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Dec 31, 2017 02:37
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm really interested in the story that led up to this post. Who didn't let you bleed yourself? Uhh recalcitrant to go there but I don't see a thing wrong with cutting and attacking someone or locking them up/arresting them for stuff done to their own body when it stops them killing themselves is evil and no drug or crazy doctor who assumes you hate women because you called someone a pretty boy will change that.
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Dec 31, 2017 02:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sounds like he needs to find himself a new barber who can better balance his humours. The second sentence in his post makes me assume that his parents came home to find he'd slashed his wrists, had him committed, and the whole time he was yelling "I wasn't killing myself, I was just bloodletting! It's good for you! You guys are fascists!" edit: holy poo poo I was right
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Dec 31, 2017 02:42
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I live alone. And also you're part of the problem. It ain't no big thing. You do to your body what you like, you do what saves your life.
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Dec 31, 2017 02:44
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doverhog posted:The best jokes are not actually funny, or intended to be so
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Ah, but now we must ask, what is the definition of "funny"? And which of the several there no doubt are is being used in this here discussion.
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doverhog posted:Ah, but now we must ask, what is the definition of "funny"? And which of the several there no doubt are is being used in this here discussion. Like a clown
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Blue Star posted:George Carlin sucks too I still remember the day when I randomly caught some of his stuff from the 70s and realized how hatefully superficial his modern-at-the-time stuff was.
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Dec 31, 2017 03:16
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zidane13 posted:I live alone. And also you're part of the problem. It ain't no big thing. You do to your body what you like, you do what saves your life. 
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Dec 31, 2017 06:12
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Dear lord, are we gonna wind up with another goon posting pictures of slicing their arms to the bone?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Dear lord, are we gonna wind up with another goon posting pictures of slicing their arms to the bone? Wait... another goon? 
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Dec 31, 2017 13:45
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Indiana Jones was always better than Star Wars.
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Dunno, I feel like Qui-Gon Jinn had a lot to offer and people just weren't ready to appreciate him.
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Dec 31, 2017 14:14
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Wheat Loaf posted:Indiana Jones was always better than Star Wars. Which is why Crystal Skulls disappointed me far more than any of the Star Wars Prequels.
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Power_of_the_glory posted:Which is why Crystal Skulls disappointed me far more than any of the Star Wars Prequels. Counterpoint: crystal skull was good. I actually like it a little more than the old ones.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, my parents are loving retirement. They say they're having more fun now than they were in their 20's, and they partied it up pretty good in their 20's. Example: I was conceived in a car after a Jimmy Buffet concert. Well that's why now is more fun. Randaconda posted:One More Try by George Michael is a really good song. Wrong thread
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Dec 31, 2017 15:18
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As far as beloved filmmakers going back to their beloved series after decades go, Crystal Skull is less disappointing than stuff like Ridley Scott going back to Alien or Coppola doing Godfather III.
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Randaconda posted:Wait... another goon? Yeah, there was one back in like 2006 or 7 or something and she posted a bunch of pics of her horribly sliced up arms and one pic where I'm pretty sure you could see a ligament or something. I think she finally got help, but I honestly can't remember it all too well.
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Dec 31, 2017 16:10
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, there was one back in like 2006 or 7 or something and she posted a bunch of pics of her horribly sliced up arms and one pic where I'm pretty sure you could see a ligament or something. I think she finally got help, but I honestly can't remember it all too well. 
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Dec 31, 2017 16:17
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Casino is better than Goodfellas.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Counterpoint: crystal skull was good. I actually like it a little more than the old ones. Crystal Skull is better than Temple of Doom, but Raiders and Crusade are far and away much better movies.
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Even Young Indiana Jones is pretty good (too much World War I stuff, though - would've been more fun if there'd been more episodes about Indy as a student in Chicago in the 1920s, playing jazz with his friend Sidney Bechet in nightclubs and helping his college roommate Eliot Ness and old war buddy Ernest Hemingway to solve crimes).
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Hemingway was too drunk to solve any crimes.
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I don't really like Goodfellas. It's not because it isn't a good movie, but it's just too violent for me. I can't find it within myself to "enjoy" Pesci's character's sociopathy. I know the point isn't to glorify those guys and what they did (though, like Scarface, that's what has happened), but I saw the movie once, and that's enough for me.
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It's not even that violent compared to most network cop shows
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The best gangster movie is The Long Good Friday.
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Wheat Loaf posted:The best gangster movie is My Blue Heaven.
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