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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread



Even the animal pictures?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNskE7cGswk

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Fite me IRL, Crobblers. I'm a couple of years older than you and have really bad arthritis, but I will still whoop your useless rear end.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

TheAgent posted:

and bootcha, it really wouldn't surprise me if they decided to gag you

Just watch out for the tickling should that happen

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

TheAgent posted:

two of the people over used to work on SC but even after prodding would not say a single. fuckin. word about anything. and they were the ones talkin smack back at the fair just a few months ago.

No joke its time to crowdfund TheAgent's liquor cabinet.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

If you could ask what I have to do to personally make Chris Roberts's poo poo list that'd be great.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Virtual Captain posted:

No joke its time to crowdfund TheAgent's liquor cabinet.
One of the few expenses that can eclipse Roberts' dreams.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
You guys think Chris is more of a cat or a dog guy?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Also if you could give me some advance warning of when they're gonna use their new ToS to try and shut down my pissant YouTube channel that'd own.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

TheAgent posted:

I have a weird feeling that a forceful refund is about to hit my (and others) account(s) relatively soon

Hi Chris, only one of my RSI accounts matches my SA name, but they do all have snack-related names. Please ensure you efficiently close every one, and then refund all unwanted pledges to my PayPal: TheIdrisWasMuchSmallerThanExpected@skadden.com

kthxbye

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Whatever happened to Love Pledge?

My investment.
:negative:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

Shouldn't have made fun of that space bulldozer, Bootcha!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Dusty Lens posted:

Does he have any opinions on when to put a good sear on a steak.
Right in the middle.

thatguy posted:

You guys think Chris is more of a cat or a dog guy?
He's more of a weasel.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

If you could ask what I have to do to personally make Chris Roberts's poo poo list that'd be great.
2018 is basically a do-over of last year, but with way more space courting and shoving out legal documents to every single entity that's available (including myself)

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
chris roberts has finally touched the mirror to become, wholly, derek smart

and its loving fantastic

the meltdowns are gonna own, on all sides

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.

TheAgent posted:

2018 is basically a do-over of last year, but with way more space courting and shoving out legal documents to every single entity that's available (including myself)

Did someone you talk to in a bar snitch or did you just post too much personal info?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Ohtsam posted:

Did someone you talk to in a bar snitch or did you just post too much personal info?

Odds would be far more likely that he outs himself in a drunken fit TBH. Stay safe, Agent ghost.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

Oh the outrage of a few dozen gamer with OCD for industry trashfire :lol:s talking badly about your 176 million dollar bug-ridden 5 year old pre-alpha on an ancient backwater comedy forum.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Ohtsam posted:

Did someone you talk to in a bar snitch or did you just post too much personal info?
nah, CIG has had my name and info since I Love pledged

I just have a funny (even in the ha-ha sense) feeling that all the major and minor players are going to get insanely strange legal things sent to them in 2018

of course I felt the same way this year, so who knows. it's probably just indigestion

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

It brings me no small amount of joy to know that there is even the possibility that he is so insecure and unaware that he could continue to be angry at me. I guess he really doesn't have anything better to do.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

CrazyLoon posted:

Odds would be far more likely that he outs himself in a drunken fit TBH. Stay safe, Agent ghost.
I'd be surprised if Chris & Co didn't know who I actually was at this point. Maybe Charlie Hall can do a hit piece on me.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

CrazyLoon posted:

Odds would be far more likely that he outs himself in a drunken fit TBH. Stay safe, Agent ghost.

Intern who is reading this for Chris (or reading it to Chris because his eyes are bulging out too far with rage)

Everything you read here is true.
Just remember that.

Also get a good resume/CV written up.
Don't mention CIG on it.
Say you, uh, had a year off helping the mentally insane.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

and bootcha, it really wouldn't surprise me if they decided to gag you

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooparp

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Dogeh posted:

Say you, uh, had a year off saving PC gaming.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

Whatever happened to Love Pledge?

My investment.
:negative:
we're working on the pipelines (re: more writing but it's so loving hard because you're like going in one direction and then BAM a loving crytek lawsuit and that needs to be in the game so everything needs a rework and a new character Skamend and then you gotta go back to your artist and pay them even more money and its like, gently caress, what am I doing, because I've been doing a shitload of research on actual porn games and some dudes are legit pulling $25k a month with mediocre space porn and why am I kinda half assing this and spending like $6k on a joke game when I can make $400k a year making a real porn game and why don't I just do that poo poo and die like the fat rich motherfucker I was born to be)

so yeah, there's some slight refactoring but I feel confident we'll see Team Love Pledge Committee's Love Pledge: Pre-Alpha Excelsior built with LumberJack English Eroge Visual Novel Edition within the next two weeks

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

Oh sweet I guess it's this thread's turn to be blamed for Chris Roberts managing his 170+ million baby into a hole in the ground. Seriously though if this is true when they have things like loans and the Crytek suit to worry about holy poo poo that's some priorities.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

If I knew that CIG might force a refund on me if I just spend a few years making videos and speaking critically about their project I might have considered that over wrestling with customer support.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Oh sweet I guess it's this thread's turn to be blamed for Chris Roberts managing his 170+ million baby into a hole in the ground.
Judge: You were ruined by a comedy forum people pay :10bux: to read?

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It brings me no small amount of joy to know that there is even the possibility that he is so insecure and unaware that he could continue to be angry at me. I guess he really doesn't have anything better to do.

Well, we know he's not doing anything with the game, he has to keep focused on something.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

ripptide posted:

Well, we know he's not doing anything with the game, he has to keep focused on something.

I wonder how many things he was seeing for the first time when he did that SQ42 director commentary.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

TheAgent posted:

2018 is basically a do-over of last year, but with way more space courting and shoving out legal documents to every single entity that's available (including myself)

Well if no Quid Pro Quo, case dismissed. It’s like the crane move.

Also, new Bootcha vid was great. Great pacing, a complex work history made simple fast. And some good Goon :lols: tossed in too.


:five::five::five:

I hope you can use a variant of the line ”People who buy lots of spaceships aren’t stupid.” in there somewhere. Ben Lesnick, Master of Ships.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Dec 31, 2017

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I wonder how many things he was seeing for the first time when he did that SQ42 director commentary.

Well the HUD for starters.

Take from that what you will.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



EminusSleepus posted:



the mental gynastic of these spergs is phenomenal
"mobile" is a great way to describe a land-based vehicle in a game that is ostensibly 90% space flight, 10% wankpod.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
:eyepop:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
here's an exclusive alpha screenshot for those that follow the thread (like most games, the artwork is p much the last thing to get finalized and I've been back and forth about Parpman here because the artist is like "you want him blowing something??" and I'm all "no no, like, not sucking a dick, like he's an airhorn" and she's all "what the gently caress kind of game are you making" so there's a bit of a snag there. pay no attention to the brian tag, as he's my default placeholder and one of the last characters to be done so I know something is fuckin wrong)

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


bootcha your new video was very good. the series is good and fun

i hope steam is coming out of chris' ears

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Eat that haters, Love Pledge is REAL!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Doesn’t look enough like a deranged hobo ejected from Santacon, voted gas

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

TheAgent posted:

btw I spent today and tonight showing PSVR to people who have never, ever played VR and one of the gals on RE7 started freaking out and I was like "ok I got this, I beat this before" and I freaked the gently caress out too because holy poo poo in VR that poo poo is loving scary as hell

two of the people over used to work on SC but even after prodding would not say a single. fuckin. word about anything. and they were the ones talkin smack back at the fair just a few months ago. and my gal is so loving sick of goddamn star citizen, so when I brought it up she's like "why don't you and chris roberts and derek smart all go gently caress each other in the spa with your spaceships" and I thought to myself
hmmm, okay

so derek and chris, who I know both read the thread at this point (yes, chris roberts gets updates on this thread, seriously, no lols), let's all go for a steamy interracial three way in my hot tub some night

I'm DDF and DTF if you know what I mean

will you do a VTOL on my 6DOF HOTAS?

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

I hope you can use a variant of the line ”People who buy lots of spaceships aren’t stupid.” in there somewhere. Ben Lesnick, Master of Ships.


theres a lot of benny in here

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