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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Solarin posted:

will you do a VTOL on my 6DOF HOTAS?
if you're discrete, sure

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

TheAgent posted:

- we're working on the pipelines (re: more writing but it's so loving hard because you're like going in one direction and then BAM a loving crytek lawsuit and that needs to be in the game so everything needs a rework and a new character Skamend and then you gotta go back to your artist and pay them even more money and its like, gently caress, what am I doing, because I've been doing a shitload of research on actual porn games and some dudes are legit pulling $25k a month with mediocre space porn and why am I kinda half assing this and spending like $6k on a joke game when I can make $400k a year making a real porn game and why don't I just do that poo poo and die like the fat rich motherfucker I was born to be)

- so yeah, there's some slight refactoring but I feel confident we'll see Team Love Pledge Committee's Love Pledge: Pre-Alpha Excelsior built with LumberJack English Eroge Visual Novel Edition within the next two weeks

- Moons

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


TheAgent posted:

theres a lot of benny in here

true of any room feat benny

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread
Mr Robbo - get in touch with me, I'll buy you an account.



I know you need the charity.

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

solid vid bootcha.

I never realized that Crobbles hired so many of his pals from the olden days. Have any of them (with the exception of Erin doing lego titles) shipped a game in the last decade?

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

TheAgent posted:



theres a lot of benny in here

will there be a mini game in this mini game called "tickle"?

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Oh Chris I wrote a song about you, and Major Tom made the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf6MSKdhzhg

but I can't write a sequel until you give me some content, dammit!

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

EminusSleepus posted:

will there be a mini game in this mini game called "tickle"?
I find mini games distasteful. Please play my entire 17 hour magnum opus without anything like gameplay distracting you from the amazing story.

Right now, I have none other than Patrick Stewart voicing Chris Roberts. Yes, he's Patrick Stewart from the local community college, and I'm hiring him just for his name because he sounds like a loving surfer with cotton balls in his nose, but goddamn having "PATRICK STEWART as CHRISTO" somewhere in the opening credits is going to be goddamn magical.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


TheAgent posted:

I find mini games distasteful. Please play my entire 17 hour magnum opus without anything like gameplay distracting you from the amazing story.

Right now, I have none other than Patrick Stewart voicing Chris Roberts. Yes, he's Patrick Stewart from the local community college, and I'm hiring him just for his name because he sounds like a loving surfer with cotton balls in his nose, but goddamn having "PATRICK STEWART as CHRISTO" somewhere in the opening credits is going to be goddamn magical.

gently caress please have him say "make it so" at least once

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
what's really loving magical though, is no loving joke, I found a sandy gardiner to play sandi

thank you chapman college

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
btw the voice pack is an additional $99.99 and comes on 42 floppy disks

S&H is an additional $149.99

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

So, i decided to watch the director commentary version.

'This is, you know, a more full version of the AI system we call subsumption,' says Chris showing people sitting on bunk beds.

Then they bullshit for a minute that the AI doesn't always do the exact same actions.

'...the missile room...'

'our first example of our sort of fluid conversation system'

'you sort of see the subtlety'

'Just a reminder this is a life capture off of of... we're not faking anything, you know. Just because we were gonna pre-record this doesn't mean we were gonna fake of fix time step or... uhherr... do anything that you wound ne- normally do in a game capture just to kind of make everything look perfect'

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheAgent posted:

I find mini games distasteful. Please play my entire 17 hour magnum opus without anything like gameplay distracting you from the amazing story.

Right now, I have none other than Patrick Stewart voicing Chris Roberts. Yes, he's Patrick Stewart from the local community college, and I'm hiring him just for his name because he sounds like a loving surfer with cotton balls in his nose, but goddamn having "PATRICK STEWART as CHRISTO" somewhere in the opening credits is going to be goddamn magical.

Sorry Wiz, I have a new favorite game dev.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

TheAgent posted:



theres a lot of benny in here

:lol::lol::lol:!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I have no loving words

https://clips-media-assets.twitch.tv/AT-169506810-1280x720.mp4#t=0

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

TheAgent posted:



theres a lot of benny in here

Positioned in front of those windows and next to the monitors there, the plaid of Benny's shirt makes him look transparent.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:wtc:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

'If you actually go back and look at the Morrow Tour and look at this, it's totally night and day.'

They approach the holodeck conversation. 'Right here we take over the camera cut once we walk into this little gameplay'

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hacking is in.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
omg THE FIDELITY omg lol

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






:wtchris:

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015


BHAHAHAAH DA FIDELITY that I can actually control other sperg's HUD

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



telekinetty hands is in

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

B'tak now feels all of the grief, hackers can just take over your ship functions!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
use the paaaarp, Luke

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

Dusty Lens posted:

Is there any noteworthy history with Starlancer? Or was it somehow, against all odds, a project that people began, completed and shipped with a minimum of drama?

This game had little to no drama other then one of the top five worst box covers of the year. The game was almost entirely made at Warthog studios, and DA did all the high res in-game cutscenes and opening trailer.

This only got released without drama because Chris was too busy shooting principle photography for the Wing Commander movie during it’s development time and had no real involvement in the title: except to slap his name in the credits.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

CrazyTolradi posted:

B'tak now feels all of the grief, hackers can just take over your ship functions!
Next step, bodily functions.

So, how does this poo poo happen?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Imagine B'tak and the "inevitable consequences of piracy" guy being put into the same game together, that'd be some good streaming fun.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

DapperDon posted:

You got it friendo!



This is a happy christmassy doggo!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


piiissss

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

TheAgent posted:

chris "lets spend our backers cash redoing jackets for four months, pouring cash into a soon-to-be-hit American Satan and changing a single pixel" roberts

What about Chris "why the gently caress do nerds email me about spaceships, don't they know I am a Irish police officer" Roberts

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

TheAgent posted:

fyi from what I've been hearing in hushed tones, chris is loving livid with bootcha, beer and this entire thread

although weirdly not upset with derek anymore, so uh

take that for what its worth I guess

I want Chris Roberts to be mad at me so please let him know that I think his toupees have all been poo poo in the last two years and that he should embrace his just for men lifestyle.


I nees something to put on my resume; do the right thing!

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

oh my god

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Chris: 'I hate it when I look at the screen and I just pick my weapon.'

'There's quite a few Easter eggs in Squadron.'



Face switches off waiting for reply as Chris babbles about subtlety.

And how the gently caress did I miss the protagonist having a hiccup every time he gets a weapon

https://i.imgur.com/lNuqsc1.mp4

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mne nravitsya posted:

This game had little to no drama other then one of the top five worst box covers of the year. The game was almost entirely made at Warthog studios, and DA did all the high res in-game cutscenes and opening trailer.

This only got released without drama because Chris was too busy shooting principle photography for the Wing Commander movie during it’s development time and had no real involvement in the title: except to slap his name in the credits.

holy poo poo lmao

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
In that timeline, the Xi'An ship had BOTH its wings.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry



gently caress its a vanduul whatever this is dumb and unoriginal

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Bootcha posted:

I hope this video is everything you dreamed it would be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJjQLz06ZGk

Great character review but... Alex Mayberry!? Travis Day?

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bruce Campbell’s Tachyon The Fringe! I played the gently caress out of that demo!

Taintrunner fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Dec 31, 2017

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